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The Geek Code
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3.12
_:
'':
'!': |-
I choose not to categorize myself.
'$': |-
Getting paid for it!
'(': |-
On some occasions I'd like to say:
')': |-1
'/': |-
;
'>': |-
But someday I'd like to say:
'?': |-
I don't even know what it is...
'@': |-
But that varies...
_: |-
5:
'': |-
I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.
'+': ! >-
Babylon 5 certainly presents a fresh perspective in the Sci-Fi universe. I
watch it weekly.
'+++': ! >-
I am a True Worshipper of the Church of Joe who lives eats breathes and
thinks Babylon 5, and has Evil thoughts about stealing Joe's videotape
archives just to see episodes earlier. I am planning to break into the bank
and steal the triple-encoded synopsis of the 5-year arc.
'++++': |-
I am J. Michael Straczynski
'-': ! >-
This show is sub-par. The acting is wooden, the special effects are
obviously poor quality. In general, it seems like a very cheap Star Trek
ripoff.
'--': >-
You call this Sci-Fi? That is such a load of crap! This show is just a
soap with bad actors, piss-poor effects, and lame storylines. Puh-leese.
_: |-
Babylon 5
C:
'': |-
Computers are a tool, nothing more. I use it when it serves my purpose.
'++': ! >-
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning,
the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but
still manage to stay off of academic probation.
'+++': ! >-
You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I haven't
dragged myself to class in weeks.
'++++': ! >-
I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my
skull.
'-': |-
Anything more complicated than my calculator and I'm screwed.
'--': |-
Where's the on switch?
'---': |-
If you even mention computers, I will rip your head off!
_: |-
Computers
D:
'': |-
I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.
'+': |-
It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.
'++': ! >-
I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually
pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them
too.
'+++': ! >-
I crank out PWAD files daily, complete with new monsters, weaponry, sounds
and maps. I'm a DOOM God. I can solve the original maps in nightmare mode
with my eyes closed.
'++++': |-
I work for iD Software.
'-': |-
I've played the game and really didn't think it was all that impressive.
'--': |-
It's an overly-violent game and pure crap.
'---': |-
To hell with Doom, I miss Zork.
'----': |-
I've seen better on my Atari 2600.
_: |-
Doom
DI:
'': |-
I read Dilbert infrequently, rarely understanding it.
'+': |-
I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it.
'++': |-
I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.
'+++': |-
I am a Dilbert prototype.
'++++': ! >-
I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New Ruling
Class).
'+++++': |-
I am Scott Adams.
'-': |-
Is that the comic about the engineers?
'--': |-
Don't read it, but I think the dog is kinda cute.
'---': ! >-
I don't think it's funny to make fun of managers trying their best to run
their organizational units.
_: |-
Dilbert
E:
'': |-
Yeah, I know what emacs is, and use it as my regular editor.
'+': |-
Emacs is great! I read my mail and news with it!
'++': |-
I know and use elisp regularly!
'+++': ! >-
Emacs is my login shell!! M-x doctor is my psychologist! I use emacs to
control my TV and toaster oven! All you vi people don't know what you're
missing! I read alt.relgion.emacs, alt.sex.emacs, and comp.os.emacs.
'-': |-
Emacs is too big and bloated for my tastes
'--': |-
Emacs is just a fancy word processor
'---': |-
Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!
'----': |-
Emacs sucks! pico forever!!!
_: |-
Emacs
G:
'': |-
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
'+': ! >-
I was once G++ (or higher), but the new versions are getting too long and
too complicated.
'++': |-
I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics.
'+++': ! >-
I have memorized the entire geek code, and can decode others' codes in my
head. I know by heart where to find the current version of the code on the
net.
'++++': |-
I have made a suggestion for future versions of the code.
'+++++': |-
I am Robert Hayden.
'-': |-
What a tremendous waste of time this Geek Code is.
'--': ! >-
Not only a waste of time, but it obviously shows that this Hayden guy needs
a life.
_: |-
Geek Code
K:
'': |-
I know who Kibo is.
'+': |-
I like Kibo.
'++': |-
I've read Kibo.
'+++': |-
I've gotten mail from Kibo.
'++++': |-
I've met Kibo.
'+++++': |-
I've had sex with Kibo.
'++++++': |-
I am Kibo.
'-': |-
I don't know who Kibo is.
'--': |-
I dislike Kibo.
'---': ! >-
I am currently hunting Kibo down with the intent of ripping his
still-beating heart out of his chest and showing it to him as he dies.
'----': |-
I am Xibo.
_: |-
Kibo
L:
'': |-
I know what Linux is, but that's about all.
'!': |-
I don't even know what Linux is!
'+': ! >-
I've managed to get Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems
like it is just another OS.
'++': ! >-
I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to
achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I
only boot to DOS to play games.
'+++': ! >-
I use Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even
answer questions sometimes.
'++++': ! >-
I am a Linux wizard. I munch C code for breakfast and have enough room left
over for a kernel debugging. I have so many patches installed that I lost
track about ten versions ago. Linux newbies consider me a net.god.
'+++++': |-
I am Linus, grovel before me.
'-': ! >-
I have no desire to use Linux and frankly don't give a rats patootie about
it. There are other, better, operating systems out there. Like Mac, DOS,
or Amiga-OS. Or, better yet even, would be another free Unix OS like
FreeBSD.
'--': |-
Unix sucks. Because Linux = Unix. Linux Sucks. I worship Bill Gates.
'---': |-
I am Bill Gates.
_: |-
Linux
M:
'': |-
I use a Mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.
'+': |-
A Mac has it's uses and I use it quite often.
'++': ! >-
I am a Mac guru. Anything those DOS putzes and unix nerds can do, I can do
better, and if not, I'll write the damn software to do it.
'-': |-
Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt.
'--': ! >-
Macs do more than suck. They make a user stupid by allowing them to use the
system without knowing what they are doing. Mac weenies have lower IQs than
the fuzz in my navel.
_: |-
Macintosh
N:
'': |-
Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.
'*': |-
All I do is read news.
'+': |-
I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.
'++': |-
I read all the news in a select handful of groups.
'+++': ! >-
I read so many news groups that the next batch of news comes in before I
finish reading the last batch, and I have to read for about 2 hours straight
before I'm caught up on the morning's news. Then there's the afternoon...
'++++': |-
I am Tim Pierce.
'-': |-
News is a waste of my time and I avoid it completely.
'--': |-
News sucks! 'Nuff said.
'---': |-
I work for Time Magazine.
'----': |-
I am a Scientologist.
_: |-
Usenet
O:
'': |-
I finally managed to get OS/2 installed but wasn't too terribly impressed.
'++': ! >-
I use OS/2 for all my computing needs. I use some DOS and Windows programs,
but rune them under OS/2. If the program won't run under OS/2, then
obviously I don't need it.
'+++': ! >-
I live, eat and breathe OS/2. All of my hard drives are HPFS. I am the
Anti-Gates.
'-': |-
Tried it, didn't like it.
'--': |-
I can't even get the thing to install!
'---': |-
Windows RULES!!! Long live Bill Gates. (See w++++).
'----': |-
I am Bill Gates of Borg. OS/2 is irrelevant.
_: |-
OS/2
P:
'': |-
I know Perl exists, but that's all.
'+': ! >-
I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it is
on my agenda.
'++': ! >-
Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts anymore
because I write them in Perl.
'+++': ! >-
Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no longer write
shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or sed. I use Perl for all
programs of less than a thousand lines.
'++++': ! >-
I don't write Perl, I speak it. Perl has superseded all other programming
languages. I firmly believe that all programs can be reduced to a Perl
one-liner. I use Perl to achieve U+++ status.
'+++++': |-
I am Larry Wall, Tom Christiansen, or Randal Schwartz.
'-': |-
What's Perl got that awk and sed don't have?
'--': |-
Perl users are sick, twisted programmers who are just showing off.
'---': ! >-
Perl combines the power of sh, the clarity of sed, and the performance of
awk with the simplicity of C. It should be banned.
'?': |-
What's Pearl?
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Perl
PE:
'': |-
Distrust both government and business.
'+': |-
Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment.
'++': ! >-
Keep the government off the backs of businesses. Deregulate as much as
possible.
'+++': ! >-
Abolish antitrust legislation. Raise taxes on everyone but the rich so that
the money can trickle-down to the masses.
'-': ! >-
It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people.
Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!
'--': ! >-
Capitalism is evil! Government should provide the services we really need.
Nobody should be rich.
_: |-
Politics & Economic Issues
PGP:
'': |-
I've used it, but stopped long ago.
'++': |-
I have the most recent version and use it regularly.
'+++': ! >-
I don't send or answer mail that is not encrypted, or at the very least
signed. If you are reading this without decrypting it first, something is
wrong. IT DIDN'T COME FROM ME!
'++++': |-
I am Philip Zimmerman.
'-': |-
I don't have anything to hide.
'--': ! >-
I feel that the glory of the Internet is in the anarchic, trusting
environment that so nurtures the exchange of information. Encryption just
bogs that down.
'---': ! >-
If you support encryption on the Internet, you must be a drug dealer or
terrorist or something like that.
'----': ! >-
Oh, here's is something you all can use that is better (insert Clipper
here).
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PGP
PS:
'': |-
I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my freedoms right now.
'+': ! >-
My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody
else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like
it, turn the bloody channel.
'++': ! >-
I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card carrying
member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.
'+++': |-
Legalize drugs! Abolish the government. Fuck the draft!
'-': |-
Label records! Keep dirty stuff off the TV and the Internet.
'--': ! >-
Oppose sex education, abortion rights, gay rights. Rush Limbaugh is my
spokesman.
'---': ! >-
Repent left-wing sinners and change your wicked evil ways.
Buchanan/Robertson in '96.
_: |-
Politics & Social Issues
R:
'': |-
Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.
'*': |-
I thought life WAS role-playing?
'+': ! >-
I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I
know myself.
'++': ! >-
There is no life outside the role of the die. I know all of the piddly
rules of (chosen game). _MY_ own warped rules scare the rest of the
players.
'+++': |-
I've written and published my own gaming materials.
'-': |-
Gosh, what an utter waste of time!
'--': |-
Role-Players are instruments of pure evil.
'---': |-
I work for T$R.
_: |-
Role-Playing
U:
'': |-
I have a unix account to do my stuff in.
'*': |-
(some other(s) not listed)
'+': |-
I not only have a unix account, but I slam VMS any chance I get.
'++': ! >-
I've get the entire admin ticked off at me because I am always using all of
the CPU time and trying to run programs that I don't have access to. I'm
going to try cracking /etc/passwd next week, just don't tell anyone.
'+++': ! >-
I don't need to crack /etc/passwd because I just modified su so that it
doesn't prompt me. The admin staff doesn't even know I'm here. If you
don't understand what I just said, this category does NOT apply to you!
'-': |-
I have a VMS account.
'--': |-
I've seen unix and didn't like it. DEC rules!
'---': |-
Unix geeks are actually nerds in disguise.
A: |-
(AIX)
B: |-
(BSD)
C: |-
(SCO Unix)
H: |-
(HPUX)
I: |-
(IRIX)
L: |-
(Linux)
O: |-
(OSF/1 (aka Digital Unix))
S: |-
(SunOS/Solaris)
U: |-
(Ultrix)
V: |-
(SysV)
X: |-
(NeXT)
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UNIX
V:
'': |-
I've used VMS.
'+': |-
I tend to like VMS better than Unix
'++': ! >-
Unix is a passing fad compared to the real power in the universe, my VMS
system.
'+++': ! >-
I am a VMS sysadmin. I wield far more power than those UNIX admins, because
UNIX can be found on any dweeb's desktop. Power through obscurity is my
motto.
'-': |-
Unix is much better than VMS for my computing needs.
'--': ! >-
I would rather smash my head repeatedly into a brick wall than suffer the
agony of working with VMS. It's reminiscent of a dead and decaying pile of
moose droppings. Unix rules the universe.
_: |-
VMS
W:
'': |-
I have a browser and a connection. Occasionally I'll use them.
'+': ! >-
I have the latest version of Netscape, and wander the web only when there's
something specific I'm looking for.
'++': ! >-
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my
.signature.
'+++': ! >-
I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without
the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I
surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.
'-': ! >-
The web is really a pain. Life was so much easier when you could transfer
information by simple ASCII. Now everyone won't even consider your ideas
unless you spiff them up with bandwidth-consuming pictures and pointless
information links.
'--': ! >-
A pox on the Web! It wastes time and bandwidth and just gives the
uneducated morons a reason to clutter the Internet.
_: |-
World Wide Web
X:
'': |-
Ho hum. Just another Fox show.
'+': ! >-
I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really
kinda fun.
'++': ! >-
This is one of the better shows I've seen. I wish I'd taped everything from
the start at SP, because I'm wearing out my EP tapes. I'll periodically
debate online. I've Converted at least 5 people. I've gotten a YAXA.
'+++': >-
This is the BEST show on TV, and it's about time. I've seen everything
David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson have ever done that been recorded and
I'm a loyal Duchovny/ Gillian Anderson fan. I've Converted at least 10
people. I have every episode at SP, debate the fine details on-line, and
have a credit for at least 2 YAXAs.
'++++': |-
I am Chris Carter
'-': ! >-
It's ok if you like paranoia and conspiracy stories, but, let's face it,
it's crap.
'--': |-
If I wanted to watch this kind of stuff, I'd talk to Oliver Stone
_: |-
X Files
Y:
'': |-
I'm pretty indifferent on the whole issue.
'+': ! >-
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not
really all that active or vocal.
'++': ! >-
I am on the cypherpunks mailing list and active around Usenet. I never miss
an opportunity to talk about the evils of Clipper and ITAR and the NSA.
Orwell's 1984 is more than a story, it is a warning to our's and future
generations. I'm a member of the EFF.
'+++': |-
I am T.C. May
'-': >-
It seems to me that all of these concerns are a little extreme. I mean, the
government must be able to protect itself from criminals and the populace
from indecent speech.
'--': ! >-
Get a life. The only people that need this kind of protection are people
with something to hide. I think cypherpunks are just a little paranoid.
'---': |-
I am L. Detweiler.
_: |-
Cypherpunks
_:
'!': |-
Geek of no qualifications
AT: |-
Geek of All Trades
B: |-
Geek of Business
C: |-
Geek of Classics
CA: |-
Geek of Commercial Arts
CC: |-
Geek of Communications
CM: |-
Geek of Computer Management
CS: |-
Geek of Computer Science
E: |-
Geek of Engineering
ED: |-
Geek of Education
FA: |-
Geek of Fine Arts
G: |-
Geek of Government
H: |-
Geek of Humanities
IT: |-
Geek of Information Technology
J: |-
Geek of Jurisprudence (Law)
L: |-
Geek of Literature
LS: |-
Geek of Library Science
M: |-
Geek of Math
MC: |-
Geek of Mass Communications
MD: |-
Geek of Medicine
MU: |-
Geek of Music
O: |-
Geek of Other
P: |-
Geek of Philosophy
PA: |-
Geek of Performing Arts
S: |-
Geek of Science (Physics, Chemistry, Biology, etc.)
SS: |-
Geek of Social Science (Psychology, Sociology, etc.)
TW: |-
Geek of Technical Writing
U: |-
Geek of Undecided
_: |-
Geek Type
a:
'': |-
My age is 30-39.
'!': |-
It's none of your business how old I am.
'+': |-
My age is 40-49.
'++': |-
My age is 50-59.
'+++': |-
My age is 60 and up.
'-': |-
My age is 25-29.
'--': |-
My age is 20-24.
'---': |-
My age is 15-19.
'----': |-
My age is 10-14.
'-----': |-
My age is 9 and under (Geek in training?).
'?': |-
I am immortal.
_: |-
Age
b:
'': |-
I read the newspaper and the occasional book.
'+': |-
I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.
'++': |-
I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.
'+++': |-
I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
'++++': ! >-
I read a book a day. I have library cards in three states. I have discount
cards from every major bookstore. I've ordered books from another country
to get my Favorite Author Fix.
'-': |-
I read when there is no other way to get the information.
'--': |-
I did not actually READ the geek code, I just had someone tell me.
_: |-
Books
d:
'': ! >-
I dress a lot like those found in catalog ads. Bland, boring, without life
or meaning.
'!': |-
No clothing. Quite a fashion statement, don't you think?
'+': ! >-
Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or
t-shirts.
'++': |-
I tend to wear conservative dress such as a business suit or worse, a tie.
'-': |-
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
'--': |-
My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political message on them.
'---': ! >-
Punk dresser, including, but not limited to, torn jeans and shirts, body
piercings, and prominent tattoos.
'?': |-
I have no idea what I am wearing right now, let alone what I wore yesterday.
_: |-
Dress
pu: ! >-
I wear the same clothes all the time, no matter the occasion, forgetting to
do laundry between wearings.
x: |-
Cross Dresser
e:
'': |-
Finished High School.
'*': |-
I learned everything there is to know about life from the "Hitchhiker's Trilogy".
'+': |-
Got an Associate degree.
'++': |-
Got a Baccalaureate degree.
'+++': |-
Got a Masters degree.
'++++': |-
Managed to get my Ph.D.
'+++++': |-
I am Stephen Hawking.
'-': |-
Haven't finished High School.
'--': |-
Haven't even entered High School.
_: |-
Education
h:
'': ! >-
Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things.
There is a place for them to sit.
'!': |-
I am stuck living with my parents!
'*': ! >-
I'm not sure where I live anymore. This lab/workplace seems like home to
me.
'+': ! >-
Living alone, get out once a week to buy food, no more than once a month to
do laundry. All surfaces covered.
'++': ! >-
Living in a cave with 47 computers and an Internet feed, located near a
Dominoes pizza. See !d.
'-': |-
Living with one or more registered Geeks.
'--': ! >-
Living with one or more people who know nothing about being a Geek and
refuse to watch Babylon 5.
'---': ! >-
Married, (persons living romantically with someone might as well label
themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)
'----': |-
Married with children - Al Bundy can sympathize.
_: |-
Housing
o:
'': |-
I've submitted a question, but it has never been incarnated.
'+': |-
I have been incarnated at least once.
'++': |-
I have made the Best Of Oracularities.
'+++': |-
I was a Priest, but have retired.
'++++': |-
I am an active Priest
'+++++': |-
I am Steve Kinzler
'-': |-
I sent my question to the wrong group and got flamed.
'--': |-
Who needs answers from a bunch of geeks anyhow?
_: |-
Usenet Oracle
r:
'': |-
I date periodically.
'!': |-
I've never had a relationship.
'%': |-
I was going out with someone, but the asshole dumped me.
'*': ! >-
signifying membership in the SBCA (Sour Bachelor(ette)'s Club of America).
The motto is 'Bitter, but not Desperate'. First founded at Caltech.
'+': |-
I date frequently, bouncing from one relationship to another.
'++': |-
I've dated my current S.O. for a long time.
'+++': |-
Found someone, dated, and am now married.
'-': |-
I have difficulty maintaining a relationship.
'--': |-
People just aren't interested in dating me.
'---': ! >-
I'm beginning to think that I'm a leper or something, the way people avoid
me like the plague.
_: |-
Relationships
s:
'+': |-
I'm a little rounder than most.
'++': |-
I'm a linebacker candidate.
'+++': |-
I take up three movie seats.
'+++:': |-
I usually have to duck through doors.
'++:': |-
I'm a basketball candidate.
'+:': |-
I'm a little taller than most.
'-': |-
Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.
'--': |-
I tend to have to fight against a strong breeze.
'---': |-
My bones are poking through my skin.
'---:': |-
I take a phone book with me when I go out so I can see to eat dinner.
'--:': |-
I look up to damn near everybody.
'-:': |-
I look up to most people.
':': |-
I'm an average geek.
':+': |-
I'm a little rounder than most.
':++': |-
I'm a linebacker candidate.
':+++': |-
I take up three movie seats.
':-': |-
Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.
':--': |-
I tend to have to fight against a strong breeze.
':---': |-
My bones are poking through my skin.
_: |-
Shape
t:
'': |-
It's just another TV show.
'+': ! >-
It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television
any more.
'++': ! >-
It's the best show around. I have all the episodes and the movies on tape
and can quote entire scenes verbatim. I've built a few of the model kits
too. But you'll never catch me at one of those conventions. Those people
are kooks.
'+++': ! >-
It's not just a TV show, it's a religion. I know all about warp field
dynamics and the principles behind the transporter. I have memorized the
TECH manual. I speak Klingon. I go to cons with Vulcan ears on. I have no
life.
'-': ! >-
Maybe it is just me, but I have no idea what the big deal with Star Trek is.
Perhaps I'm missing something but I just think it is bad drama.
'--': ! >-
Star Trek is just another Space Opera. William Shatner isn't an actor, he's
a poser! And what's with this Jean-Luc Picard? A Frenchman with a British
accent? Come on. I'd only watch this show if my remote control broke.
Isn't Voyager just a rehash of Lost in Space? Has Sisko even breathed in
the last two seasons?
'---': ! >-
Star Trek SUCKS! It is the worst crap I have ever seen! Hey, all you
trekkies out there, GET A LIFE! (William Shatner is a t---).
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Star Trek
tv:
'': ! >-
I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, such as those found on
PBS.
'!': |-
I do not own a television.
'+': |-
I watch some tv every day.
'++': |-
I just leave the tv on, to make sure I don't miss anything.
'-': |-
I watch tv for the news and 'special programming.'
'--': |-
I turn my tv on during natural disasters.
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Television
w:
'': |-
Ok, so I use MS Windows, I don't have to like it.
'+': ! >-
I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC
walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm)
fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and
Solitaire
'++': ! >-
I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday. I've
written at least one DLL.
'+++': ! >-
I am a MS Windows programming god. I wrote a VxD driver to allow MS Windows
and DOS to share the use of my waffle iron. P.S. Unix sux.
'++++': ! >-
I have Windows, Windows 95, Windows NT, and Windows NT Advanced Server all
running on my SMP RISC machine. I haven't seen daylight in six months.
'+++++': |-
I am Bill Gates
'-': ! >-
I'm still trying to install MS Windows and have at least one peripheral that
never works right
'--': ! >-
MS Windows is a joke operating system. Hell, it's not even an operating
system. NT is Not Tough enough for me either. 95 is how may times it will
crash an hour.
'---': ! >-
Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill
Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and
then REALLY hurt.
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MicroSoft Windows
x:
'': |-
I've had sex. Oh! You mean with someone else? Then no.
'!': |-
Sex? What's that? I've had no sexual experiences.
'!x+': |-
Sex? What's that? No experience, willing to learn!
'*': |-
I'm a pervert.
'**': |-
I've been known to make perverts look like angels.
'+': |-
I've had real, live sex.
'++': ! >-
I was once referred to as 'easy'. I have no idea where that might have come
from though.
'+++': |-
I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.
'++++': ! >-
I have a few little rug rats to prove I've been there. Besides, with kids
around, who has time for sex?
'+++++': |-
I am Madonna
'-': |-
Not having sex by choice.
'--': |-
Not having sex because I just can't get any...
'---': |-
Not having sex because I'm a nun or a priest.
'?': |-
It's none of your business what my sex life is like.
_: |-
Sex(Female)
y:
'': |-
I've had sex. Oh! You mean with someone else? Then no.
'!': |-
Sex? What's that? I've had no sexual experiences.
'!y+': |-
Sex? What's that? No experience, willing to learn!
'*': |-
I'm a pervert.
'**': |-
I've been known to make perverts look like angels.
'+': |-
I've had real, live sex.
'++': ! >-
I was once referred to as 'easy'. I have no idea where that might have come
from though.
'+++': |-
I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.
'++++': ! >-
I have a few little rug rats to prove I've been there. Besides, with kids
around, who has time for sex?
'-': |-
Not having sex by choice.
'--': |-
Not having sex because I just can't get any...
'---': |-
Not having sex because I'm a nun or a priest.
'?': |-
It's none of your business what my sex life is like.
_: |-
Sex(Male)
z:
'': |-
I've had sex. Oh! You mean with someone else? Then no.
'!': |-
Sex? What's that? I've had no sexual experiences.
'!z+': |-
Sex? What's that? No experience, willing to learn!
'*': |-
I'm a pervert.
'**': |-
I've been known to make perverts look like angels.
'+': |-
I've had real, live sex.
'++': ! >-
I was once referred to as 'easy'. I have no idea where that might have come
from though.
'+++': |-
I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.
'++++': ! >-
I have a few little rug rats to prove I've been there. Besides, with kids
around, who has time for sex?
'-': |-
Not having sex by choice.
'--': |-
Not having sex because I just can't get any...
'---': |-
Not having sex because I'm a nun or a priest.
'?': |-
It's none of your business what my sex life is like.
_: |-
Sex(Undisclosed)