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<fortune id="david-and-goliath-1">
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<title>David and Goliath - 1</title>
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<body>
<description>
<para>
David and
<ulink url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goliath">Goliath</ulink>
are standing by each other.
</para>
</description>
<saying character="David">
<para>
I will kill you.<br />
I will kill you.<br />
You will not survive.<br />
I will kill you.<br />
I will kill you.<br />
Ask Jive.
</para>
</saying>
<saying character="Goliath">
<para>
no way, you little idiot!
</para>
</saying>
<saying character="David">
<para>
yes way!
</para>
</saying>
</body>
<info>
<author>Shlomi Fish</author>
<work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/">David and Goliath Skit</work>
</info>
</screenplay>
</fortune>
<fortune id="let-me-wikipedia-it">
<meta>
<title>(Human) Language Fun on Freenode's #perl</title>
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<irc>
<body>
<saying who="rindolf">Let me wikipedia it.</saying>
<saying who="f00li5h">so now wikipedia is a verb?</saying>
<saying who="rindolf">f00li5h: it's gonna enter the OED.</saying>
<saying who="rindolf">f00li5h: in English every verb can be nounified and every noun can be verbed</saying>
</body>
<info>
<channel>#perl</channel>
<network>Freenode</network>
<tagline>(Human) Language Fun</tagline>
</info>
</irc>
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