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NAME

Acme::Monkey - Monkeys here, monkeys there, MONKEYS everywhere!

ISOPONYS

use Acme::Monkey;

my $conway = Acme::Monkey->new();
my $wall   = Acme::Monkey->new();

$wall->groom( $conway );
$conway->dump();

I so ponys, I so ponys.

DESCRIPTION

This module is a collaborative effort of several ValueClick Media employees. We developed this module to coincide with the YAPC::NA 2007 conference in Houston, TX. In the conference SWAG bag we distributed about 275 monkey balls with the ValueClick logo and a reference to this module.

This module is better than sliced gravy.

Make sure you check out the supporting scripts - monkey_life.pl and monkey_ship.pl.

METHODS

new

bastardize

$monkey->bastardize( $object );

Add some useful features to any object.

slap

Poor monkey...

see

Allows the monkey to see a function. See do

sub shoot { print "Bang!\n"; } $monkey = Acme::Monkey->new(); $monkey->see(\&shoot); $monkey->do(); $monkey->do();

do

Does what the monkey see()s

swing

$monkey->swing("/bin"); # Well, it sounds like vine. :)

$monkey->swing(qw(/bin /var));

Monkey seeks out bananas in given directory trees.

fling

A verb.

$monkey->fling();

SUBROUTINES

Exporter is used to these on you.

grrrr($stuff); # Like warn().
bannana();     # For feeding.

CONSUMEABLES

wine()      # For happy monkeys.
grubs()     # Yummy.
beer()     # Have anything stronger?
vodka()        # Ya baby!
bannana()   # The usual fare.

AUTHORS

Aran Deltac (adeltac@valueclick.com)

Todd Presta (tpresta@valueclick.com)

Mayukh Bose (mbose@valueclick.com)

LICENSE

You may distribute this code under the same terms as Perl itself.

COPYRIGHT

Copyright (c) 2007 ValueClick, Inc.
All Rights Reservered

DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTY

BECAUSE THIS SOFTWARE IS LICENSED FREE OF CHARGE, THERE IS NO WARRANTY FOR THE SOFTWARE, TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW. EXCEPT WHEN OTHERWISE STATED IN WRITING THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND/OR OTHER PARTIES PROVIDE THE SOFTWARE "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. THE ENTIRE RISK AS TO THE QUALITY AND PERFORMANCE OF THE SOFTWARE IS WITH YOU. SHOULD THE SOFTWARE PROVE DEFECTIVE, YOU ASSUME THE COST OF ALL NECESSARY SERVICING, REPAIR, OR CORRECTION.

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