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NAME

Acme::Goatse - On-demand goatse

SYNOPSIS

use Acme::Goatse;

$foo = goatse();
print $foo;

# to zoom in...
goatse(1);

DESCRIPTION

Just use it. Don't ask.

AUTHOR

Copyright (C) 2005, Cal Henderson, <cal@iamcal.com>