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perlepigraphs - list of Perl release epigraphs
DESCRIPTION
Many Perl release announcements included an epigraph, a short excerpt from a literary or other creative work, chosen by the pumpking or release manager. This file assembles the known list of epigraph for posterity, and also links to the release announcements in mailing list archives.
Note: these have also been referred to as epigrams, but the definition of epigraph is closer to the way they have been used. Consult your favorite dictionary for details.
EPIGRAPHS
v5.41.6 - Jon Postel
Announced on 2024-11-20 by Thibault Duponchelle
Be conservative in what you do, and liberal in what you accept.v5.41.5 - Great P.I. of the Universe, Under A Killing Moon
Announced on 2024-10-20 by Richard Leach
PI: So, they've found it again, have they? I thought we'd taken care of it.
A: The forces of evil are persistent, Sir.
PI: I'm getting too old for this....
PI: Who have we got lined up to deal with this problem?
A: Murphy, sir.
PI: Oh no! Not Murphy!v5.41.4 - Theodor Seuss Geisel
Announced on 2024-09-20 by Thibault Duponchelle
Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment
until it becomes a memory.v5.41.3 - Jasper Fforde, The Constant Rabbit
Announced on 2024-08-29 by Philippe Bruhat (BooK)
Somebody once said that the library is actually the dominant life
form on the planet. Humans simply exist as the reproductive means to
achieve more libraries.v5.41.2 - John Dryden
Announced on 2024-07-20 by Karen Etheridge (Ether)
Errors, like straws, upon the surface flow; He who would search for
pearls must dive down below.v5.41.1 - Charles F. Kettering
Announced on 2024-07-02 by Philippe Bruhat (BooK)
We find that in research a certain amount of intelligent ignorance
is essential to progress; for, if you know too much, you won't try
the thing.v5.40.0 - Neil Gaiman, Coraline
Announced on 2024-06-09 by Graham Knop
“What’s your name,” Coraline asked the cat. “Look, I’m Coraline. Okay?”
“Cats don’t have names,” it said.
“No?” said Coraline.
“No,” said the cat. “Now you people have names. That’s because you
don’t know who you are. We know who we are, so we don’t need names.”v5.39.10 - Fernando Pessoa
Announced on 2024-04-28 by Paul Evans
The value of things is not the time they last, but the intensity
with which they occur. That is why there are unforgettable moments
and unique people!v5.39.9 - Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
Announced on 2024-03-20 by Paul Evans
"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that
truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.v5.39.8 - Friedrich Schiller, "Ode to joy"
Announced on 2024-02-23 by Renee Bäcker
Be embraced, all ye millions!
With a kiss for all the world!
Brothers, beyond the stars
Surely dwells a loving Father.
Do you kneel before Him, oh millions?
Do you feel the Creator's presence?
Seek Him beyond the stars!
He must dwell beyond the starsv5.39.7 - PJ Caldas
Announced on 2024-01-20 by Max Maischein
On the screen the image of a frail-looking bigwig from Yale.
Between a mahogany desk and a wall filled with thick
books of all colors, he warns uus that the underpinnings
of the entire planet rely on the internet.
Food and water supply, electricity grid, defense systems...
"If the failure continues fo a few days, we go back to the
nineteen nineties. A couple extra weeks, and we are back to
the nineteenth century."v5.39.6 - Jasper Fforde
Announced on 2023-12-30 by Philippe Bruhat (BooK)
"Do I have to talk to insane people?"
"You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory."
v5.39.5 - Epictetus
Announced on 2023-11-20 by Karen Etheridge
It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.
v5.39.4 - None
Announced on 2023-10-25 by Graham Knop
This release does not have an epigraph.
v5.39.3 - Porter Robinson and Madeon, "Shelter"
Announced on 2023-09-20 by Matthew Horsfall
I could never find the right way to tell you
Have you noticed I've been gone?
'Cause I left behind the home that you made me
But I will carry it along
And it's a long way forward, so trust in me
I'll give them shelter, like you've done for me
And I know, I'm not alone, you'll be watching over us
Until you're gone
When I'm older, I'll be silent beside you
I know words won't be enough
And they won't need to know the names or our faces
But they will carry on for us
And it's a long way forward, so trust in me
I'll give them shelter, like you've done for me
And I know, I'm not alone, you'll be watching over us
Until you're gone
Oh it's a long way forward, trust in me
I'll give them shelter, like you've done for me
And I know, I'm not alone, you'll be watching over us
Untilv5.39.2 - U2, "The Fly"
Announced on 2023-08-20 by Paul Evans
It's no secret that a conscience can sometimes be a pest
It's no secret ambition bites the nails of success
Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief
All kill their inspiration and sing about the griefv5.39.1 - Ben Aaronovitch, "Whispers Under Ground"
Announced on 2023-07-20 by Steve Hay
The British have always been madly over-ambitious and from one angle it can seem like bravery, but from another it looks suspiciously like a lack of foresight. The London Underground was no exception and was built by a breed of entrepreneurs whose grasp was matched only by the size of their sideburns. While their equally gloriously bewhiskered counterparts across the Atlantic were busy blowing each other to pieces in a Civil War, they embarked on the construction of the Metropolitan Line knowing only one thing for certain - there was no way they were going to be able to run steam trains through it.
v5.38.2 - Kim Stanley Robinson
(Same epigraph as for v5.34.3 and v5.36.3, as it was a joint release.)
Announced on 2023-11-29 by Paul Evans
You can never properly predict the future as it really turns out. So you are doing something a little different when you write science fiction. You are trying to take a different perspective on now.
v5.38.1 - Kim Stanley Robinson, Blue Mars
Announced on 2023-11-25 by Paul Evans
Michel had a curious expression on his face. “You’re a very accurate person, Sax.” “It’s just statistics,” Sax said defensively. “Every once in a while language allows you to say things precisely.”
v5.38.0 - Miguel de Cervantes, "Don Quixote"
Announced on 2023-07-02 by Ricardo Signes
Take my advice and live for a long, long time. Because the maddest thing a man can do in this life is to let himself die.
v5.38.0-RC2 - They Might Be Giants, "O Do Not Forsake Me"
Announced on 2023-06-23 by Ricardo Signes
Oh, do not forsake me, my indolent friends
Oh, do not forsake me though you know I must spend
All my darkest hours talking like this
For I am one thousand years oldv5.38.0-RC1 - Kurt Vonnegut, "Good Bless You, Mr. Rosewater"
Announced on 2023-06-15 by Ricardo Signes
Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies—"God damn it, you've got to be kind."
v5.37.11 - Ben Aaronovitch, "Moon Over Soho"
Announced on 2023-04-20 by Steve Hay
My dad always said that a trumpet player likes to aim his weapon at the audience, but a sax man likes to cut a good profile and that they always have a favourite side. It being an article of faith with my dad that you don't even pick up a reed instrument unless you're vain about the shape your face makes when you're blowing down it.
v5.37.10 - Lewis Carroll "The Walrus and the Carpenter"
Announced on 2023-03-21 by Yves Orton
The time has come,' the Walrus said,
To talk of many things:
Of shoes - and ships - and sealing-wax -
Of cabbages - and kings -
And why the sea is boiling hot -
And whether pigs have wings.'v5.37.9 - Virginia Woolf
Announced on 2023-02-20 by Karen Etheridge
Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title.
v5.37.8 - Helmut Schmidt
Announced on 2023-01-20 by Renee Baecker
Honesty doesn't require saying everything you think. Honesty only requires that you don't say anything that you don't think.
v5.37.7 - Terry Pratchett, "Hogfather"
Announced on 2022-12-20 by Richard Leach
TO THE HOGFATHER, ALL PORK PIES ARE AS ONE PORK PIE. EXCEPT THE ONE LIKE A TURNIP.
v5.37.6 - N. K. Jemisin - The City We Became
Announced on 2022-11-20 by Max Maischein
Queens sighs with the air of someone who is used to not being understood. She takes out her phone and starts texting someone, her bottom lip poked out a little.
Brooklyn's expression turns grim. To Broca she says, "You said becoming a city punches through other universes." So she's not stupid. Bronca inclined her head to the woman, in respect if not in approval. "Yes".
"Okay, so." Brooklyn visibly braces herself. "So what happens to those universes that our city punches through?"
The City We Became - N.K. Jemisinv5.37.5 - Nori - The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power
Announced on 2022-10-20 by Todd Rinaldo
If we didn't do everything we weren't supposed to, we'd hardly do anything at all.
v5.37.4 - C. F. Kettering
Announced on 2022-09-20 by Karen Etheridge
A problem well stated is a problem half solved.
v5.37.3 - John Steinbeck, "East of Eden"
Announced on 2022-08-20 by Neil B
And now that you don't have to be perfect, you can be good.
v5.37.2 - James Clear, "Atomic Habits"
Announced on 2022-07-20 by Nicolas R.
If you can get one percent better each day for one year, you'll end up thiry-seven times better by the time you are done
v5.37.1 - Squirt, "Finding Nemo"
Announced on 2022-06-20 by Matthew Horsfall
Good afternoon! We're gonna have a great jump today! Okay, crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: Rip it! Roll it! And punch it!
v5.37.0 - John Cage, "Lecture on Nothing"
Announced on 2022-05-27 by Ricardo Signes
I have nothing to say, and I am saying it.
v5.36.2 - Kim Stanley Robinson, Green Mars
Announced on 2023-11-25 by Paul Evans
Any physical action, properly studied and practiced, could no doubt be accomplished with a reasonable amount of skill, if not flair.
v5.36.1 - Louis Kentner, "Piano"
Announced on 2023-04-23 by Steve Hay
Pianists can be divided into the following three categories: those who practice a lot and admit it; those who practice a lot but deny it; and those who do not practice and, therefore, are no pianists.
v5.36.1-RC3 - Karl Leimer & Walter Gieseking, trans. Frederick C. Rauser, "Rhythmics, Dynamics, Pedal and Other Problems of Piano Playing"
Announced on 2023-04-16 by Steve Hay
Generally, no clear opinions exist as to the usefulness of mental work in order to acquire a good technique. We do not seem to know exactly what it means or how to develop technique through "brain work." Technique, when playing an instrument, means controlling the fingers. Generally, it is used only in a limited sense regarding fluency, rapid execution of difficult passages and steady aim. In order to acquire a perfect technique through brain work, an exact impression of the note picture upon the mind is the first problem which we must solve. Thereafter we should busy ourselves with the study in question, as to fingering, touch, note value, etc., to achieve perfection along these lines in the broadest sense. This occurs quickest and completely through intensive concentration of all intellectual powers and is, therefore, strenuous brain work.
v5.36.1-RC2 - Karl Leimer & Walter Gieseking, "The Shortest Way to Pianistic Perfection"
Announced on 2023-04-11 by Steve Hay
In order to attain a natural manner of playing the piano, that is to say, with the least possible strain and exertion, it is of the utmost importance to learn to exert the muscles consciously, and, what is of still greater importance, to relax them consciously. My manner of accomplishing this differs from that of many other pedagogues. I contrive to raise a feeling of relaxation from within, as it were. This is generally attempted by the aid of visible movements. All superfluous movements are injurious. The aim should be the very least possible strain of the muscles when playing the piano.
v5.36.1-RC1 - Josef Lhevinne, "Basic Principles in Pianoforte Playing"
Announced on 2023-04-10 by Steve Hay
Avoid worry and distractions of any kind when you are practicing. Your mind must be every minute on what you are doing, or the value of your practice is lessened enormously. By intense concentration, love of your work and the spirit in which you approach it, you can do more in a half hour than in an hour spent purposelessly. Do not think you have been practicing, if you have played a single note with your mind on anything else.
v5.36.0 - Alexandre Dumas, "The Three Musketeers"
Announced on 2022-05-27 by Ricardo Signes
“What!" cried he, in an accent of greater astonishment than before "your second witness is Monsieur Aramis?"
"Doubtless! Are you not aware that we are never seen one without the others, and that we are called among the Musketeers and the Guards, at the court and in the city, Athos, Porthos, and Aramis, or the Three Inseparables?”
v5.36.0-RC3 - The Three Amigos
Announced on 2022-05-22 by Ricardo Signes
Lucky Day: I'll come back one day
Carmen: Why?
— The Three Amigosv5.36.0-RC1 - The Three Amigos
Announced on 2022-05-20 by Ricardo Signes
Jefe: I have put many beautiful piñatas in the storeroom, each of them filled
with little surprises.
El Guapo: Many piñatas?
Jefe: Oh yes, many!
El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A plethora.
Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.
— The Three Amigosv5.35.11 - Marcel Allain and Pierre Souvestre, "Fantômas"
Announced on 2022-04-20 by Steve Hay
"Fantômas." "What did you say?" "I said: Fantômas." "And what does that mean?" "Nothing. . . . Everything!" "But what is it?" "Nobody. . . . And yet, yes, it is somebody!" "And what does the somebody do?" "Spreads terror!"
v5.35.10 - John Connolly, The Killing Kind
Announced on 2022-03-20 by Sawyer X
Tante Marie knew the nature of this world. She roamed through it, saw it for what it was, and understood her place in it, her responsibility to those who dwelt within it and beyond. Now, slowly, I too have begun to understand, to recognize a duty to the rest, to those whom I have never known as much as to those whom I have loved. The nature of humanity, its essence, is to feel another's pain as one's own, and to act to take that pain away. There is a nobility in compassion, a beauty in empathy, a grace in forgiveness.
v5.35.9 - Sten Nadolny, The discovery of slowness
Announced on 2022-02-20 by Renee Baecker
"John's eyes and ears," Dr. Orme wrote to the captain, "retain every impression for a peculiarly long time. His apparent slowness of mind and his inertia are nothing but the result of exaggerated care taken by his brain in contemplating every kind of detail. His enormous patience..." He crossed out the last phrase.
v5.35.8 - Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quijote
Announced on 2022-01-20 by Nicolas R
Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.
v5.35.7 - Charles Dickens, Bleak House
Announced on 2021-12-20 by Neil Bowers
There were two classes of charitable people: one, the people who did a little and made a great deal of noise; the other, the people who did a great deal and made no noise at all.
v5.35.6 - Hannu Rajaniemi, The Quantum Thief
Announced on 2021-11-22 by Richard Leach
"I have to say you were very clever. The chocolate tasted subtly wrong. He is in the dress, isn't he? His mind. You used the fabber to put it there. They had just finished the original: you melted it and made a copy."
v5.35.5 - Frank Herbert, Heretics of Dune
Announced on 2021-10-21 by Leon Timmermans
Again, she sent the light beam along the mounded melange. Her attention was drawn to a strip of the wall above the spice. More words! Still in Chakobsa, written with a cutter in a fine flowing script, there was another message: "A REVERENT MOTHER WILL READ MY WORDS" Something cold settled in Odrade's guts. She moved to her right with the light, plowing through an empire's ransom in melange. There was more to the message. "I BEQUEATH TO YOU MY FEAR AND LONELINESS. TO YOU I GIVE THE CERTAINTY THAT THE BODY AND SOUL OF THE BENE GESSERIT WILL MEET THE SAME FATE AS ALL OTHER BODIES AND ALL OTHER SOULS". Another paragraph of the message beckoned to the right of this one. She plowed through the cloying melange and stopped to read. "WHAT IS SURVIVAL IF YOU DO NOT SURVIVE AS A WHOLE? ASK THE BENE TLEILAX THAT! WHAT IF YOU NO LONGER HEAR THE MUSIC OF LIFE? MEMORIES ARE NOT ENOUGH UNLESS THEY CALL YOU TO NOBLE PURPOSE!"
v5.35.4 - Tom Scharpling, "Comet", from Steven Universe
Announced on 2021-09-20 by Matthew Horsfall
Some say I have no direction
That I'm a light-speed distraction
That's a knee-jerk reaction
Still, this is the final frontier
Everything is so clear
To my destiny I steer
This life in the stars is all I've ever known
Stars and stardust in infinite space is my only home
But the moment that I hit the stage
Thousands of voices are calling my name
And I know in my heart it's been worth it all of the while
And as my albums fly off of the shelves
Handing out autographed pics of myself
This life I chose isn't easy but sure is one heck of a ride
At the moment that I hit the stage
I hear the universe calling my name
And I know deep down in my heart I have nothing to fear
And as the solar wind blows through my hair,
Knowing I have so much more left to share
A wandering spirit who's tearing its way through the cold atmosphere
I'll fly like a comet
Soar like a comet
Crash like a comet
I'm just a cometv5.35.3 - Logan Pearsall Smith
Announced on 2021-08-20 by Karen Etheridge
The test of a vocation is the love of the drudgery it involves.
v5.35.2 - Freeman Dyson
Announced on 2021-07-23 by Neil Bowers
There is a great satisfaction in building good tools for other people to use.
v5.35.1 - Sam Schube
Announced on 2021-06-20 by Max Maischein
His first marriage ended. A new relationship with an old friend straightened him out. “I realized that I can't live like I was and be with Naomi,” he said. “I wanted to become a better man for her. At first. Then it was for myself too.” He started seeing a therapist. There were limits: He told her he wasn't interested in exploring the part of him that wanted to do stunts. “I know that needs looking at,” he said. “But I didn't want to break the machine.”
It wasn't just about jeopardizing his livelihood, he explained. Doing stunts “was exciting. It's something that I did with my friends. And I was decent at it.” It wasn't so much about the stunts themselves, which were terrifying, as about how completing them made him feel. He loved, he said, “the exhilaration and relief, once you get on the other side of the stunt. Or when you come to. You wake up, you're like, ‘Oh, was that good?’ And they're like, ‘That was great.’ You got a good bit when there's seven people standing over you, snapping their fingers.” When we spoke, he still hadn't broached the topic in therapy. “I'll talk about it eventually,” he said. “It's not something I need to know this second.”
v5.35.0 - Miguel de Unamuno
Announced on 2021-05-20 by Ricardo Signes
We should try to be the parents of our future rather than the offspring of our past.
v5.34.2 - Kim Stanley Robinson, Red Mars
Announced on 2023-11-25 by Paul Evans
Each of us have a gift, you see, given us freely by the universe. And each of us with every breath gives something back
v5.34.1 - Edward Lear, ed. Vivien Noakes, "The Complete Nonsense and Other Verse": Limericks published in "More Nonsense"
Announced on 2022-03-13 by Steve Hay
There was a Young Lady whose nose,
Continually prospers and grows;
When it grew out of sight, she exclaimed in a fright,
'Oh! Farewell to the end of my nose!'v5.34.1-RC2 - Edward Lear, ed. Vivien Noakes, "The Complete Nonsense and Other Verse": Limericks for the 1846 and 1855 editions of "A Book of Nonsense"
Announced on 2022-03-06 by Steve Hay
There was an Old Lady whose folly,
Induced her to sit in a holly;
Whereon by a thorn, her dress being torn,
She quickly became melancholy.v5.34.1-RC1 - Edward Lear, ed. Vivien Noakes, "The Complete Nonsense and Other Verse": Additional limericks for the 1861 edition of "A Book of Nonsense"
Announced on 2022-02-27 by Steve Hay
There was an Old Person whose habits,
Induced him to feed upon Rabbits;
When he'd eaten eighteen, he turned perfectly green,
Upon which he relinquished those habits.v5.34.0 - Aberjhani
Announced on 2021-05-20 by Sawyer X
Our greatest power as nations and individuals is not the ability to employ assault weapons, suicide bombers, and drones to destroy each other. The greater more creative powers with which we may arm ourselves are grace and compassion sufficient enough to love and save each other.
v5.34.0-RC2 - Nelson Mandela, The Long Walk to Freedom
Announced on 2021-05-15 by Sawyer X
No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion. People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite.
v5.34.0-RC1 - Paul Tremblay, The Cabin at the End of the World
Announced on 2021-05-04 by Sawyer X
He’d irrationally hoped he could somehow put off indefinitely the future day on which she would recognize cruelty, ignorance, and injustice were the struts and pillars of the social order, as unavoidable and inevitable as the weather.
v5.33.9 - Abraham Lincoln
Announced on 2021-04-20 by toddr
Seven minutes ago... we, your forefathers, were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure conceived by our new friends, Bill... and Ted. These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition which was true in my time, just as it's true today. Be excellent to each other!
v5.33.8 - David Bowie, "Heroes"
Announced on 2021-03-20 by atoomic
Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming.
v5.33.7 - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, The Sorrows of Young Werther
Announced on 2021-02-20 by Renée Bäcker
The human race is a monotonous affair. Most people spend the greatest part of their time working in order to live, and what little freedom remains so fills them with fear that they seek out any and every means to be rid of it.
v5.33.6 - Edward R. Murrow
Announced on 2021-01-20 by Richard Leach
This instrument can teach, it can illuminate; yes, and it can even inspire. But it can do so only to the extent that humans are determined to use it to those ends. Otherwise it is merely wires and lights in a box.
v5.33.5 - Max Weber, (from "Understanding Administration", by Wolfgang Seibel)
Announced on 2020-12-20 by Max Maischein
Authority is primarily: Administration -- Max Weber
v5.33.4 - George Eliot, "Adam Bede"
Announced on 2020-11-20 by Tom Hukins
It was more than two o'clock in the afternoon when Adam came in sight of the grey town on the hill-side and looked searchingly towards the green valley below, for the first glimpse of the old thatched roof near the ugly red mill.
v5.33.3 - Ludwig van Beethoven, "Heiligenstadt Testament"; translated and quoted in: Maynard Solomon, "Beethoven"
Announced on 2020-10-20 by Steve Hay
Oh you men who think or say that I am malevolent, stubborn, or misanthropic, how greatly do you wrong me. You do not know the secret cause which makes me seem that way to you. From childhood on, my heart and soul have been full of the tender feeling of goodwill, and I was ever inclined to accomplish great things. But, think that for six years now I have been hopelessly afflicted, made worse by senseless physicians, from year to year deceived with hopes of improvement, finally compelled to face the prospect of a lasting malady (whose cure will take years or, perhaps, be impossible). Though born with a fiery, active temperament, even susceptible to the diversions of society, I was soon compelled to withdraw myself, to live life alone. [...] I endured this wretched existence--truly wretched for so susceptible a body, which can be thrown by a sudden change from the best condition to the very worst.--Patience, they say, is what I must now choose for my guide, and I have done so--I hope my determination will remain firm to endure until it pleases the inexorable Parcae to break the thread. [...] Recommend virtue to your children; it alone, not money, can make them happy. I speak from experience; this was what upheld me in time of misery. [...] Do not wholly forget me when I am dead; I deserve this from you, for during my lifetime I was thinking of you often and of ways to make you happy--please be so--
v5.33.2 - Elizabeth Warren
Announced on 2020-09-20 by Sawyer X
What I've learned is that real change is very, very hard. But I've
also learned that change is possible - if you fight for it.v5.33.1 - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago 1918-1956 (1973)
Announced on 2020-08-20 by Karen Etheridge
If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds,
and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy
them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every
human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?v5.33.0 - Confucius, "Confucius: The Analects"
Announed on 2020-07-17 by Sawyer X
The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.v5.32.1 - Mikhail Bulgakov, trans. Michael Glenny, "The Master and Margarita"
Announced on 2021-01-23 by Steve Hay
As the warning bells rang, inquisitive people were peeping into the star dressing room. Among them were jugglers in bright robes and turbans, a roller-skater in a knitted cardigan, a comedian with a powdered white face and a make-up man. The celebrated guest artiste amazed everyone with his unusually long, superbly cut tail coat and by wearing a black domino. Even more astounding were the black magician's two companions: a tall man in checks with an unsteady pince-nez and a fat black cat which walked into the dressing room on its hind legs and casually sat down on the divan, blinking in the light of the unshaded lamps round the make-up mirror.
v5.32.1-RC1 - Mikhail Bulgakov, trans. Michael Glenny, "The Heart of a Dog"
Announced on 2021-01-09 by Steve Hay
Why bother to learn to read when you can smell meat a mile away? If you live in Moscow, though, and if you've got an ounce of brain in your head you can't help learning to read - and without going to night-school either. There are forty-thousand dogs in Moscow and I'll bet there's not one of them so stupid he can't spell out the word 'sausage'.
v5.32.0 - Bob Dylan, "The Times They Are A Changing"
Announced on 2020-06-20 by Sawyer X
Come gather 'round, people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone
If your time to you is worth savin'
And you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'v5.32.0-RC1 - Coretta Scott King
Announced on 2020-06-08 by Sawyer X
Struggle is a never ending process. Freedom is never really won,
you earn it and win it in every generation.v5.32.0-RC0 - Franz Kafka
Announced on 2020-05-30 by Sawyer X
There are some things one can only achieve by a deliberate leap
in the opposite direction.v5.31.11 - John F. Kennedy, National Committee for a Sane Nuclear Policy
Announced on 2020-04-28 by Sawyer X
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.v5.31.10 - Christina Rossetti, "Remember"
Announced on 2020-03-20 by Sawyer X
Remember me when I am gone away,
Gone far away into the silent land;
When you can no more hold me by the hand,
Nor I half turn to go yet turning stay.
Remember me when no more day by day
You tell me of our future that you plann'd:
Only remember me; you understand
It will be late to counsel then or pray.
Yet if you should forget me for a while
And afterwards remember, do not grieve:
For if the darkness and corruption leave
A vestige of the thoughts that once I had,
Better by far you should forget and smile
Than that you should remember and be sad.v5.31.9 - Sten Nadolny, book The Discovery of Slowness
Announced on 2020-02-20 by Renee Bäcker
„When people talk too fast the content becomes as superfluous as the speed.“v5.31.8 - Joe Perham, "Joe Perham's Guide to Hunting and Guide to Fishing in Maine"
Announced on 2020-01-20 by Matthew Horsfall
Harry used to cut wood for the Brown company over in Stoneham Red
Rock Basin. And of course he was the best shot in camp. One day the
foreman told him to go get some meat.
"Take any gun you want."
Harry says "I'll take the .45-70."
Foreman said "That gun's only got one bullet."
Harry says "I only need one bullet."
Took the .45-70, went out, an hour later he was back with two Moose,
a dozen trout you see, and a fluffy partridge. Went back to work.
Well at supper that night foreman says "Harry, um, something's
bothering me here a little bit. How did you get all that food with
only one bullet. I'm a little confused about the... the partridge,
there ain't a mark on him."
"Well", Harry says, "I'll tell ya. I took that .45-70, went back into
the woods a piece there I come to this brook. And I just uh, got to
the other side when I happen to see two moose in the swamp off
there. I figured I could get both of 'em. So I took out my huntin'
knife and stuck it into the mud, hilt foremost, sharp edge on the
blade towards me of course. I took dead aim on that knife, fired,
split that bullet and killed those two moose. Well you know the
recoil knocked me back into the brook. When I come up out of the
water, my pants were so full of fish that it popped a button off my
fly and killed that bird."v5.31.7 - Bernard Werber
Announced on 2019-12-20 by Atoomic
Be quiet. Look at the stars and appreciate what you live.v5.31.6 - Neal Stephenson, "Quicksilver"
Announced on 2019-11-20 by Chris 'BinGOs' Williams
Invocation
State your intentions, Muse. I know you're there.
Dead bards who pined for you have said
You're bright as flame, but fickle as the air.
My pen and I, submerged in liquid shade,
Much dark can spread, on days and over reams
But without you, no radiance can shed.
Why rustle in the dark, when fledged with fire?
Craze the night with flails of light. Reave
Your turbid shroud. Bestow what I require.
But you're not in the dark. I do believe
I swim, like squid, in clouds of my own make,
To you, offensive. To us both, opaque.
What's constituted so, only a pen
Can penetrate. I have one here; let's go.v5.31.5 - Edward Lear, ed. Vivien Noakes, "The Complete Nonsense and Other Verse": The Daddy Long-legs and the Fly
Announced on 2019-10-20 by Steve Hay
'O Mr Daddy Long-legs,'
Said Mr Floppy Fly,
'It's true I never go to court,
And I will tell you why.
If I had six long legs like yours,
At once I'd go to court!
But oh! I can't, because my legs
Are so extremely short.
And I'm afraid the King and Queen
(One in red, and one in green)
Would say aloud, "You are not fit,
You Fly, to come to court a bit!"'v5.31.4 - Ann Leckie, "The Raven Tower"
Announced on 2019-09-20 by Max Maischein
Stories can be risky for someone like me. What I say must be true, or it
will be made true, and if it cannot be made true - if I don't have the
power, or if what I have said is an impossibility - then I will pay the
price. I might more or less safely say, "Once there was a man who rode
home to attend his father's funeral and claim his inheritance, but
matters were not as he expected them to be." I do not doubt that such a
thing has happened more than once in all the time there have been
fathers to die and sons to succeed them. But to go any further, I must
supply more details - the specific actions of specific people, and their
specific consequences - and there I might blunder, all unknowing, into
untruth. It's safer for me to speak of what I know. Or to speak only in
the safest of generalities. Or else to say plainly at the beginning,
"Here is a story I have heard," placing the burden of truth or not on
the teller whose words I am merely accurately reporting.
But what is the story that I am telling? Here is another story I have
heard:
Once there were two brothers, and one of them wanted what the other had.
Bent all his will to obtain what the other had, no matter the cost.
Here is another story: Once there was a prisoner in a tower.
And another:
Once someone risked their life out of duty and loyalty to a friend.
Ah, there's a story that I might tell, and truthfully.v5.31.3 - Samantha Harvey, "All Is Song"
Announced on 2019-08-20 by Tom Hukins
We are born from unity, we divide into isolation. We winnow ourselves out from the thing that first made sense of us and then expect to find meaning, yet a fraction makes no sense without the number of which it's a fractional part. We see loss, feel grief, give ourselves illness, we're cells that have over-divided and we call the division growth; the only real growth is in the return to unity, God, the unifying principle.
Tired to his core, he turned the video off. The rain still poured as he went upstairs, and in bed as he tripped down into the deep open shaft of sleep he kept thinking that to divide by zero was to end up with infinity, as was to divide by God. To divide by God, to divide by God, over and over he thought it without sense; to divide by God; I must tell my students that the way to pass their exams is to divide by God. Then he must have slept, for it was morning.
v5.31.2 - Edward Lear, ed. Vivien Noakes, "The Complete Nonsense and Other Verse": The Duck and the Kangaroo
Announced on 2019-07-20 by Steve Hay
Said the Duck to the Kangaroo,
'Good gracious! how you hop!
Over the fields and the water too,
As if you never would stop!
My life is a bore in this nasty pond,
And I long to go out in the world beyond!
I wish I could hop like you!'
Said the Duck to the Kangaroo.v5.31.1 - Kurt Vonnegut, _A Man without a Country_
Announced on 2019-06-20 by Karen Etheridge
On Tuesday, January 20, 2004, I sent Joel Bleifuss, my editor at In These Times, this fax:
ON ORANGE ALERT HERE.
ECONOMIC TERRORIST ATTACK
EXPECTED AT 8 PM EST. KVWorried, he called, asking what was up. I said I would tell him when I had more complete information on the bombs George Bush was set to deliver in his State of the Union address.
That night I got a call from my friend, the out-of-print-science-fiction writer Kilgore Trout. He asked me, "Did you watch the State of the Union address?"
"Yes, and it certainly helped to remember what the great British socialist playwright George Bernard Shaw said about this planet."
"Which was?"
"He said, 'I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are, they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum.' And he wasn't talking about the germs or the elephants. He meant we the people."
"Okay."
"You don't think this is the Lunatic Asylum of the Universe?"
"Kurt, I don't think I expressed an opinion one way of the other."
"We are killing this planet as a life-support system with the poisons from all the thermodynamic whoopee we're making with atomic energy and fossil fuels, and everybody knows it, and practically nobody cares. This is how crazy we are. I think the planet's immune system is trying to get rid of us with AIDS and new strains of flu and tuberculosis, and so on. I think the planet should get rid of us. We're really awful animals. I mean, that dumb Barbra Streisand song, 'People who need people are the luckiest people in the world' -- she's talking about cannibals. Lots to eat. Yes, the planet is trying to get rid of us, but I think it's too late."
And I said good-bye to my friend, hung up the phone, sat down and wrote this epitaph: "The good Earth -- we could have saved it, but we were too damn cheap and lazy."
v5.31.0 - Fumiko Enchi, Masks
Announced on 2019-05-24 by Sawyer X
The secrets inside her mind are like flowers in a garden at
nighttime, filling the darkness with perfume.v5.30.3 - Ben Aaronovitch, "Rivers of London"
Announced on 2020-06-01 by Steve Hay
Trewsbury Mead [...] According to the Ordnance Survey, this is where the Thames first rises 130 straight-line kilometres west of London. Just to the north is the site either of an Iron Age hill fort or a Roman encampment, the exact nature of which is awaiting an episode of Time Team. Apparently there is a soggy field, a stone to mark the spot and a chance, after a particularly wet winter, that you might see some water.
v5.30.2 - Francesco Maria Piave, trans. Deutsche Grammophon GmbH, "La traviata", Act II, Scene 2
Announced on 2020-03-14 by Steve Hay
FLORA, GASTON, DOCTOR, MARQUIS, CHORUS
(to Violetta)
Yes, you have suffered, but take heart!
Every one of us has shared your pain;
friends are around you to dry the tears
you have shed.
GERMONT
(I alone know the true devotion
this poor girl hides within her breast;
I know her faithful heart,
but I'm vowed so cruelly to silence.)
BARON
(softly to Alfredo)
Your deadly insult to this lady
offends us all, but such an outrage
shall not go unavenged!
I shall find a way to humble your pride!
ALFREDO
(Alas, what have I done? I feel terrible about it.
She will never forgive me.)
VIOLETTA
(coming to herself)
Alfredo, how should you understand
all the love that's in my heart?
How should you know that I have proved it,
even at the price of your contempt?
But the time will come when you will know,
when you'll admit how much I loved you.
God save you then from all remorse!
Even after death I shall still love you.v5.30.2-RC1 - Francesco Maria Piave, trans. Deutsche Grammophon GmbH, "La traviata", Act II, Scene 2
Announced on 2020-02-29 by Steve Hay
ALFREDO
For me this woman lost
all she possessed.
I was blind, a wretched coward,
I accepted it all.
But it's time now for me to clear
myself from debt.
I call you all to witness here
that I've paid her back!
(Contemptuously, he throws his winnings at Violetta's feet.
She swoons in Flora's arms. Alfredo's father arrives suddenly.)
ALL
What you have done
is shameful!
To strike down
a tender heart that way!
You have insulted
a woman!
Get out of here!
We've no use for the likes of you!
Go!
GERMONT
(dignified in his anger)
A man who offends a woman, even in anger,
deserves nothing but scorn.
Where is my son? I no longer see him
in you, Alfredo.
ALFREDO
(What have I done? Yes, I despise myself!
Jealous madness, love deceived,
ravaged my soul, destroyed my reason.
How can I ever gain her pardon?
I would have left her, but I couldn't;
I came here to vent my anger,
But now I've done that, wretch that I am,
I feel nothing but deep remorse!)v5.30.1 - Francesco Maria Piave, trans. Deutsche Grammophon GmbH, "La traviata", Act I: Brindisi
Announced on 2019-11-10 by Steve Hay
VIOLETTA:
With you I would share
my days of happiness;
everything is folly in this world
that does not give us pleasure.
Let us enjoy life,
for the pleasures of love are swift and fleeting
as a flower that lives and dies
and can be enjoyed no more.
Let's take our pleasure while its ardent,
brilliant summons lures us on!v5.30.1-RC1 - Francesco Maria Piave, trans. Deutsche Grammophon GmbH, "La traviata", Act I: Brindisi
Announced on 2019-10-27 by Steve Hay
ALFREDO:
Let's drink from the joyous chalice
where beauty flowers...
Let the fleeting hour
to pleasure's intoxication yield.
Let's drink
to love's sweet tremors --
to those eyes
that pierce the heart.
Let's drink to love -- to wine
that warms our kisses.v5.30.0 - Morihei Ueshiba
Announced on 2019-05-22 by Sawyer X
Life is growth. If we stop growing, technically and spiritually, we
are as good as dead.v5.30.0-RC2 - Derek Walcott
Announced on 2019-05-17 by Sawyer X
The truest writers are those who see language not as linguistic process but
as a living element.
-- Derek Walcottv5.30.0-RC1 - Marcel Proust
Announced on 2019-05-11 by Sawyer X
If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream
less but to dream more, to dream all the time.
-- Marcel Proustv5.29.10 - Maya Angelou, Alone
Announced on 2019-04-20 by Sawyer X
Lying, thinking
Last night
How to find my soul a home
Where water is not thirsty
And bread loaf is not stone
I came up with one thing
And I don't believe I'm wrong
That nobody,
But nobody
Can make it out here alone.
Alone, all alone
Nobody, but nobody
Can make it out here alone.
There are some millionaires
With money they can't use
Their wives run round like banshees
Their children sing the blues
They've got expensive doctors
To cure their hearts of stone.
But nobody
No, nobody
Can make it out here alone.
Alone, all alone
Nobody, but nobody
Can make it out here alone.
Now if you listen closely
I'll tell you what I know
Storm clouds are gathering
The wind is gonna blow
The race of man is suffering
And I can hear the moan,
'Cause nobody,
But nobody
Can make it out here alone.
Alone, all alone
Nobody, but nobody
Can make it out here alone.v5.29.9 - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventure of the Dancing Men
Announced on 2019-03-21 by Zak Elep
What one man can invent, another can discover.v5.29.8 - Isaac Asimov, Foundation: “Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.”
Announced on 2019-02-20 by Atoomic
v5.29.7 - Edsger W. Dijkstra: "Programming Considered as a Human Activity", IFIP Congress, New York, 1965
Announced on 2019-01-20 by Abigail
When I became acquainted with the notion of algorithmic languages I never challenged the then prevailing notion that the problems of language design and implementation were mostly a question of compromises: every new convenience for the user had to be paid for by the implementation, either in the form of increased trouble during translation, or during execution or during both. Well, we are most certainly not living in Heaven and I am not going to deny the possibility of a conflict between convenience and efficiency, but now I do protest when this conflict is presented as a complete summing up of the situation. I am of the opinion that is worth-while to investigate what extent the needs of Man and Machine go hand in hand and to see what techniques we can devise of the benefit of all of us. I trust that this investigation will bear fruits and if this talk made some of you share this fervent hope, it has achieved its aim.
v5.29.6 - Rudyard Kipling: "How the Camel Got His Hump"
Announced on 2018-12-18 by Abigail
The Camel's hump is an ugly lump
Which well you may see at the Zoo;
But uglier yet is the hump we get
From having little to do.
Kiddies and grown-ups too-oo-oo
If we haven't enough to do-oo-oo,
We get the hump -
Cameelious hump -
The hump that is black and blue!
We climb out of bed with a frouzly head
And a snarly-yarly voice.
We shiver and scowl and we grunt and we growl
At our bath and our boots and our toys;
And there ought to be a corner for me
(And I know there is one for you)
When we get the hump -
Cameelious hump -
The hump that is black and blue!
The cure for this ill is to not sit still,
Or frowst with a book by the fire;
But to take a large hoe and a shovel also,
And dig till you gentle perspire;
And then you will find that the sun and the wind,
And the Djinn of the Garden too,
Have lifted the hump -
The horrible hump -
The hump that is black and blue!
I get it as well as you-oo-oo -
If I haven't enough to do-oo-oo!
We all get hump -
Cameelious hump -
Kiddies and grown-ups too!v5.29.5 - T. S. Eliot, "The Naming Of Cats"
Announced on 2018-11-20 by Karen Etheridge
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey--
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter--
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover--
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.v5.29.4 - The Mountain Goats, "Oceanographer's Choice"
Announced on 2018-10-20 by Aaron Crane
Well
Guy in a skeleton costume
Comes up to the guy in the Superman suit
Runs through him with a broadsword
I flipped the television off
Bring all the bright lights up
Turn the radio up loud
I don't know why I'm so persuaded
That if I think things through
Long enough and hard enough
I'll somehow get to you
But then you came in and we locked eyes
You kicked the ashtray over as we came toward each other
Stubbed my cigarette out against the west wall
Quickly lit another
Look at that
Would you look at that?
We're throwing off sparks
What will I do when I don't have you
To hold onto in the dark?v5.29.3 - Mac Miller, "Senior Skip Day"
Announced on 2018-09-20 by John 'genehack' Anderson
Enjoy the best things in your life
’Cause you ain’t gonna get to live it twice
They say you waste time asleep
But I’m just tryin’ to dreamv5.29.2 - Rick Riordan, "The Lightning Thief"
Announced on 2018-08-20 by Chris 'BinGOs' Williams
Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood.
If you're reading this because you think you might be one,
my advice is: close this book right now. Believe whatever
lie your mom or dad told you about your birth, and try
to lead a normal life.
Being a half-blood is dangerous. It's scary. Most of the time,
it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways.
If you're a normal kid, reading this because you think it's
fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe
that none of this ever happened.
But if you recognize yourself in these pages - if you feel
something stirring inside - stop reading immediately.
You might be one of us. And once you know that, it's only a
matter of time before they sense it too, and they'll come for you.v5.29.1 - Richard Curtis & Ben Elton, "Blackadder, Series 3, Episode 2: Ink and Incapability"
Announced on 2018-07-20 by Steve Hay
Dr. Samuel Johnson: Here it is, sir: the very cornerstone of English
scholarship. This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved
language.
Prince Regent George: Hmm.
Edmund Blackadder: Every single one, sir?
Johnson: (confidently) Every single word, sir!
Blackadder: (to Prince) Oh, well, in that case, sir, I hope you will
not object if I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic
contrafribularities.
Johnson: What?
Blackadder: 'Contrafribularities,' sir? It is a common word down our
way.
Johnson: Damn! (writes in the book)
Blackadder: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even
compunctious to have caused you such pericombobulation.
Johnson: What? What? WHAT?v5.29.0 - Erle Stanley Gardner, The Case of the Grinning Gorilla
Announced on 2018-06-26 by Sawyer X
Courage is the only antidote for danger.v5.28.3 - Ben Aaronovitch, "Rivers of London"
Announced on 2020-06-01 by Steve Hay
The north end of the London Borough of Camden is dominated by two hills, Hampstead on the west, Highgate on the east, with the Heath, one of the largest parks in London, slung between them like a green saddle. From these heights the land slopes down towards the River Thames and the floodplains that lurk below the built-up centre of London.
v5.28.2 - Edward Lear, ed. Vivien Noakes, "The Complete Nonsense and Other Verse": The Jumblies
Announced on 2019-04-19 by Steve Hay
They went to sea in a Sieve, they did,
In a Sieve they went to sea:
In spite of all their friends could say,
On a winter's morn, on a stormy day,
In a Sieve they went to sea!
And when the Sieve turned round and round,
And every one cried, 'You'll all be drowned!'
They called aloud, 'Our Sieve ain't big,
But we don't care a button! we don't care a fig!
In a Sieve we'll go to sea!'
Far and few, far and few,
Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,
And they went to sea in a Sieve.v5.28.2-RC1 - Edward Lear, ed. Vivien Noakes, "The Complete Nonsense and Other Verse": The Quangle Wangle's Hat
Announced on 2019-04-05 by Steve Hay
On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat.
For his Hat was a hundred and two feet wide,
With ribbons and bibbons on every side,
And bells, and buttons, and loops, and lace,
So that nobody ever could see the face
Of the Quangle Wangle Quee.v5.28.1 - Humphrey Burton, "Leonard Bernstein"
Announced on 2018-11-29 by Steve Hay
On August 25, 1983, Leonard Bernstein celebrated his sixty-fifth birthday in his birthplace, Lawrence, Massachusetts. He had actually lived in the town for only a few weeks as a newborn baby, and had last visited it forty-nine years previously, in 1934, to get the name on his birth certificate altered from Louis to Leonard. But the citizens of Lawrence proposed to dedicate an outdoor theater to him in their heritage park and to provide not one but two local orchestras--the Merrimack Valley Philharmonic to play excerpts from his own compositions and the Greater Boston Youth Symphony and Chorus to perform the "Ode to Joy" and accompany Bernstein himself reading (for the only time in his life) the text of A Lincoln Portrait. So Bernstein turned down birthday invitations from Tanglewood and Central Park, New York, and the Hollywood Bowl and drove through the cheering if slightly bewildered crowds lining the streets of Lawrence in an open-topped 1928 Ford roadster, looking as homespun as James Stewart in Frank Capra's classic, It's a Wonderful Life.
v5.28.0 - Martin Luther King, Jr., 1967
Announced on 2018-06-22 by Sawyer X
When we look at modern man we have to face the fact that modern man
suffers from a kind of poverty of the spirit which stands in glaring
contrast with his scientific and technological abundance. We've learned
to fly the air as birds, we've learned to swim the seas as fish, yet we
haven't learned to walk the earth as brothers and sisters.v5.28.0-RC4 - Neil Gaiman, The Graveyard Book
Announced on 2018-06-19 by Sawyer X
You're alive, Bod. That means you have infinite potential. You can do
anything, make anything, dream anything. If you can change the world,
the world will change. Potential. Once you're dead, it's gone. Over.
You've made what you've made, dreamed your dream, written your name.
You may be buried here, you may even walk. But that potential is
finished.v5.28.0-RC3 - Anthony Horowitz, Magpie Murders
Announced on 2018-06-18 by Sawyer X
These had been his plans. But if there was one thing that life had
taught him, it was the futility of making plans. Life had its own
agenda.v5.28.0-RC2 - Oliver Sacks, The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat: And Other Clinical Tales
Announced on 2018-06-06 by Sawyer X
Had she not been of exceptional intelligence and literacy, with an
imagination filled and sustained, so to speak, by the images of
others, images conveyed by language, by the word, she might have
remained almost as helpless as a baby.v5.28.0-RC1 - Anu Garg, A Word A Day
Announced on 2018-05-21 by Sawyer X
One doesn't have to know the unit of pain (dol) to realize that the
unit of joy is not the dollar, or any other currency for that matter.v5.27.11 - Tana French, In the Woods
Announced on 2018-04-20 by Sawyer X
And then, too, I had learned early to assume something dark and
lethal hidden at the heart of anything I loved. When I couldn't find
it, I responded, bewildered and wary, in the only way I knew how: by
planting it there myself.v5.27.10 - Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, p. 248
Announced on 2018-03-20 by Todd Rinaldo
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher
a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts,
build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders,
cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure,
program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.v5.27.9 - Agatha Christie, "The Mysterious Affair at Styles"
Announced on 2018-02-20 by Renee Bäcker
Poirot was an extraordinary looking little man. He was hardly more
than five feet, four inches, but carried himself with great dignity.
His head was exactly the shape of an egg, and he always perched it
a little on one side. His moustache was very stiff and military.
The neatness of his attire was almost incredible. I believe a
speck of dust would have caused him more pain than a bullet wound.
Yet this quaint dandified little man who, I was sorry to see, now
limped badly, had been in his time one of the most celebrated members
of the Belgian police. As a detective, his flair had been extraordinary,
and he had achieved triumphs by unravelling some of the most baffling
cases of the day.
He pointed out to me the little house inhabited by him and his fellow
Belgians, and I promised to go and see him at an early date. Then he
raised his hat with a flourish to Cynthia, and we drove away.
"He's a dear little man," said Cynthia. "I'd no idea you knew him."
"You've been entertaining a celebrity unawares," I replied.
And, for the rest of the way home, I recited to them the various
exploits and triumphs of Hercule Poirot.v5.27.8 - Jasper Fforde, "Shades of Grey"
Announced on 2018-01-20 by Abigail
2.4.16.55.021: Males are to wear dresscode #6 during inter-Collective travel. Hats are encouraged, but not required.
9.3.88.32.025: The cucumber and tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.
5.3.21.01.002: Once allocated, postcodes are permanent, and for life.
6.1.02.11.235: Artifacture from before the Something That Happened may be collected, so long it does not appear on the Leapback list or possess color above 23 percent saturation.
2.3.06.02.087: Unnecessary sharpening of pencils constitutes a waste of public resources, and will be punished as appropriate.
2.1.01.05.002: All children are to attent school until the age of sixteen or until they have learned everything, whichever be the sooner.
1.3.02.06.023: There shall be no staring at the sun, however good the reason.
1.1.19.02.006: Team sports are mandatory in order to build character. Character is there to give purpose to team sports.
2.3.03.01.006: Juggling shall not be practiced after 4:00 pm.
v5.27.7 - Terry Pratchett, "Hogfather"
Announced on 2017-12-20 by Chris 'BinGOs' Williams
Death looked at the sacks.
It was a strange but demonstrable fact that the sacks of
toys carried by the Hogfather, no matter what they
really contained, always appeared to have sticking out
of the top a teddy bear, a toy soldier in the kind of
colorful uniform that would stand out in a disco, a
drum and a red-and-white candy cane. The actual
contents always turned out to be something a bit
garish and costing $5.99.
Death had investigated one or two. There had been a
Real Agatean Ninja, for example, with Fearsome
Death Grip, and a Captain Carrot One-Man Night
Watch with a complete wardrobe of toy weapons, each
of which cost as much as the original wooden doll in
the first place.
Mind you, the stuff for the girls was just as
depressing. It seemed to be nearly all horses. Most of
them were grinning. Horses, Death felt, shouldn't grin.
Any horse that was grinning was planning something.v5.27.6 - Ogden Nash, "Behold the Duck"
Announced on 2017-11-20 by Karen Etheridge
Behold the duck,
it does not cluck;
a cluck it lacks,
it quacks!
It is 'specially fond
of puddles or ponds;
when it dines or sups
it bottoms ups.v5.27.5 - Frank Birch, Dilly Knox & G. P. Mackeson, "Alice in I.D.25"
Announced on 2017-10-20 by Steve Hay
'Can I do anything?' Alice suggested timidly, thinking that something
dreadful must have happened.
The Waterflap jumped as if it had been shot. 'What are you doing
here?' it snapped. 'Take this at once into the Directional room,' and it
thrust the paper which had caused all the fuss into her hands.
'But where is the Directional room?' she inquired, bewildered.
'Why, there of course,' howled the Waterflap, pointing to a door.
'How could I possibly know that!' Alice exclaimed, angered by his
rudeness.
'Silly girl,' it hissed. 'Why, it's called the Directional room
because it's in that direction,' and it pushed her roughly through the
doorway.v5.27.4 - Richard Brautigan, "All Watched Over By Machines Of Loving Grace"
Announced on 2017-09-20 by John SJ Anderson
I like to think (and
the sooner the better!)
of a cybernetic meadow
where mammals and computers
live together in mutually
programming harmony
like pure water
touching clear sky.
I like to think
(right now, please!)
of a cybernetic forest
filled with pines and electronics
where deer stroll peacefully
past computers
as if they were flowers
with spinning blossoms.
I like to think
(it has to be!)
of a cybernetic ecology
where we are free of our labors
and joined back to nature,
returned to our mammal
brothers and sisters,
and all watched over
by machines of loving grace.v5.27.3 - Rodgers and Hammerstein, "You'll Never Walk Alone"
Announced on 2017-08-21 by Matthew Horsfall
When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark
At the end of a storm
There's a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark
Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rain
Though your dreams be tossed and blown
Walk on, walk on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone
Walk on, walk on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alonev5.27.2 - Lev Grossman, Codex
Announced on 2017-07-20 by Aaron Crane
He went back for another stack of books: a three-volume English legal
treatise; a travel guide to Tuscany from the '20s crammed with faded
Italian wildflowers that fluttered out from between the pages like
moths; a French edition of Turgeniev so decayed that it came apart in
his hands; a register of London society from 1863. In a way it was
idiotic. He was treating these books like they were holy relics. It
wasn't like he would ever actually read them. But there was something
magnetic about them, something that compelled respect, even the silly
ones, like the Enlightenment treatise about how lightning was caused
by bees. They were information, data, but not in the form he was used
to dealing with it. They were non-digital, nonelectrical chunks of
memory, not stamped out of silicon but laboriously crafted out of wood
pulp and ink, leather and glue. Somebody had cared enough to write
these things; somebody else had cared enough to buy them, possibly
even read them, at the very least keep them safe for 150 years,
sometimes longer, when they could have vanished at the touch of a
spark. That made them worth something, didn't it, just by itself?
Though most of them would have bored him rigid the second he cracked
them open, which there wasn't much chance of. Maybe that was what he
found so appealing: the sight of so many books that he'd never have to
read, so much work he'd never have to do.v5.27.1 - Rona Munro, Doctor Who: Survival
Announced on 2017-06-20 by Eric Herman
There are worlds out there where the sky is burning,
where the sea's asleep and the rivers dream,
people made of smoke and cities made of song.
Somewhere there's danger,
somewhere there's injustice
and somewhere else the tea is getting cold.
Come on, Ace, we've got work to do.v5.27.0 - Bertrand Russell, The Road to Happiness
Announced on 2017-05-31 by Sawyer X
People who have theories as to how one should live tend to forget the
limitations of nature. If your way of life involves constant
restraint of impulse for the sake of some one supreme aim that you
have set yourself, it is likely that the aim will become increasingly
distasteful because of the efforts that it demands; impulse, denied
its normal outlets, will find others, probably in spite; pleasure, if
you allow yourself any at all, will be dissociated from the main
current of your life, and will become Bacchic and frivolous. Such
pleasure brings no happiness, but only a deeper despair.
-- Bertrand Russell, The Road to Happinessv5.26.3 - Humphrey Burton, "Leonard Bernstein"
Announced on 2018-11-29 by Steve Hay
The origins of the name "Bernstein" are sometimes linked with the German noun Bernstein, which means "amber"--a translucent yellowish fossilized resin, used for ornaments and thought to possess magical properties. Leonard Bernstein would later call himself "Lenny Amber" when he needed a pseudonym for the popular piano transcriptions he published in his mid-twenties, and his business affairs would be organized within a company called Amberson Enterprises. There are several towns and villages named Bernstein in Germany and Austria (where the pronunciation is BernSTINE), but Bernstein's parents came from Jewish ghettos in northwestern Ukraine, where the last syllable is usually pronounced BernSHTAYN or STEEN. Sam insisted, however, on the mid-European style employed by the earlier immigrants.
v5.26.2 - Desmond Morris, "Catwatching: The Essential Guide to Cat Behaviour"
Announced on 2018-04-14 by Steve Hay
How does a cat use its whiskers? The usual answer is that the whiskers are feelers that enable a cat to tell whether a gap is wide enough for it to squeeze through, but the truth is more complicated and more remarkable. In addition to their obvious role as feelers sensitive to touch, the whiskers also operate as air-current detectors. As the cat moves along in the dark it needs to manoeuvre past solid objects without touching them. Each solid object it approaches causes slight eddies in the air, minute disturbances in the currents of air movements, and the cat's whiskers are so amazingly sensitive that they can read these air changes and respond to the presence of solid obstacles even without touching them.
v5.26.2-RC1 - Desmond Morris, "Catwatching: The Essential Guide to Cat Behaviour"
Announced on 2018-03-24 by Steve Hay
Cats have a way of endearing themselves to their owners, not just by their 'kittenoid' behaviour, which stimulates strong parental feelings, but also by their sheer gracefulness. There is an elegance and a composure about them that captivates the human eye. To the sensitive human being it becomes a privilege to share a room with a cat, exchange its glance, feel its greeting rub, or watch it gently luxuriate itself into a snoozing ball on a soft cushion.
v5.26.1 - Samuel Taylor Coleridge, "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner"
Announced on 2017-09-22 by Steve Hay
And soon I heard a roaring wind:
It did not come anear;
But with its sound it shook the sails,
That were so thin and sere.
The upper air burst into life!
And a hundred fire-flags sheen,
To and fro they were hurried about!
And to and fro, and in and out,
The wan stars danced between.v5.26.1-RC1 - Samuel Taylor Coleridge, "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner"
Announced on 2017-09-10 by Steve Hay
At length did cross an Albatross,
Thorough the fog it came;
As if it had been a Christian soul,
We hailed it in God's name.
It ate the food it ne'er had eat,
And round and round it flew.
The ice did split with a thunder-fit;
The helmsman steered us through!
And a good south wind sprung up behind;
The Albatross did follow,
And every day, for food or play,
Came to the mariner's hollo!
In mist or cloud, on mast or shroud,
It perched for vespers nine;
Whiles all the night, through fog-smoke white,
Glimmered the white Moon-shine.'
'God save thee, ancient Mariner!
From the fiends, that plague thee thus!—
Why look'st thou so?'—With my cross-bow
I shot the ALBATROSS.v5.26.0 - Nine Simone, Ain't Got No / I Got Life
Announced on 2017-05-30 by Sawyer X
I've got the life
And I'm gonna keep it
I've got the life
And nobody's gonna take it away
I've got the lifev5.26.0-RC2 - Richard Condon, The Manchurian Candidate
Announced on 2017-05-23 by Sawyer X
Amateur psychiatric prognosis can be fascinating when there is
absolutely nothing else to do.v5.26.0-RC1 - Thomas Paine, Common Sense
Announced on 2017-05-11 by Sawyer X
A long habit of not thinking a thing WRONG, gives it a superficial
appearance of being RIGHT, and raises at first a formidable outcry in
defense of custom. But the tumult soon subsides. Time makes more
converts than reason.v5.25.12 - Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
Announced on 2017-04-20 by Sawyer X
I have told my sons that they are not under any circumstances to take
part in massacres, and that the news of massacres of enemies is not
to fill them with satisfaction or glee.
I have also told them not to work for companies which make massacre
machinery, and to express contempt for people who think we need
machinery like that.v5.25.11 - Daniel Kahneman, Thinking, Fast and Slow
Announced on 2017-03-20 by Sawyer X
Subjective confidence in a judgment is not a reasoned evaluation of
the probability that this judgment is correct. Confidence is a
feeling, which reflects the coherence of the information and the
cognitive ease of processing it. It is wise to take admissions of
uncertainty seriously, but declarations of high confidence mainly
tell you that an individual has constructed a coherent story in his
mind, not necessarily that the story is true.v5.25.10 - Erich Fried, 1968
Announced on 2017-02-20 by Renee Bäcker
He who wants the world to remain as it is
doesn't want it to remain.v5.25.9 - A. A. Milne, "Winnie-the-Pooh", 1926
Announced on 2017-01-20 by Abigail
Pooh always liked a little something at eleven o'clock in the
morning, and he was very glad to see Rabbit getting out the plates
and mugs; and when Rabbit said, "Honey or condensed milk with
your bread?" he was so excited that he said, "Both," and then,
so as not to seem greedy, he added, "But don't bother about the
bread, please."v5.25.8 - Langston Hughes, So long
Announced on 2016-12-20 by Sawyer X
So long
is in the song
and it's in the way you're gone
but it's like a foreign language
in my mind
and maybe was I blind
I could not see
and would not know
you're gone so long
so long.v5.25.7 - J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Silmarillion"
Announced on 2016-11-20 by Chad 'Exodist' Granum
Of Beren and Lúthien
Among the tales of sorrow and of ruin that come down to us from the darkness of
those days there are yet some in which amid weeping there is joy and under the
shadow of death light that endures. And of these histories most fair still in
the ears of the Elves is the tale of Beren and Lúthien. Of their lives was made
the Lay of Leithian, Release from Bondage, which is the longest save one of the
songs concerning the world of old; but here is told in fewer words and without
song.v5.25.6 - Alan Warner, "The Sopranos"
Announced on 2016-10-10 by Aaron Crane
I'm up on all the pop trivia, says the guy with the stud in his tongue.
Are you?
Yes. Do you know who the lead singer of Echo and the Bunnymen is?
Let me guess, is he called Echo?
Good guess but no, anyway when they played Glastonbury it was so
muddy he had two roadies to hold up a binliner on each of his legs so
they wouldn't get covered in mud.
That's what being rich and famous is all about, having someone
else hold up your binliners on each leg when you're wandering across
a sea of shite.
Do you know what Sammy Davis Junior said being black and famous in
America meant?
No.
He said being black and famous in America meant he could be
refused entry to exclusive clubs and restaurants that other people
could only ever dream of going to. Do you know Michael Stipe likes to
send his remote control toy cars onto stage while his support band are
playing to freak them out?
Who's Michael Stipe?
You're not really a pop trivia person, are you, Kylah?
No, I'm not, Stephen.v5.25.5 - Philip K. Dick, VALIS
Announced on 2016-09-20 by Stevan Little
We hypostatize information into objects. Rearrangement of objects is
change in the content of the information; the message has changed.
This is a language which we have lost the ability to read. We ourselves
are a part of this language; changes in us are changes in the content
of the information. We ourselves are information-rich; information
enters us, is processed and is then projected outward once more, now
in an altered form. We are not aware that we are doing this, that in
fact this is all we are doingv5.25.4 - Terry Pratchett, "Truckers"
Announced on 2016-08-20 by Chris 'BinGOs' Williams
Concerning Nomes and Time
Nomes are small. On the whole, small creatures don't live for a long
time. But perhaps they do live fast.
Let me explain.
One of the shortest-lived creatures on the planet Earth is the adult
common mayfly. It lasts for one day. The longest-living things are
bristlecone pine trees, at 4,700 years and still counting.
This may seem tough on the mayflies. But the important thing is not
how long your life is, but how long it seems.
To a mayfly, a single hour may last as long as a century. Perhaps
old mayflies sit around complaining about how life this minute isn't a
patch on the good old minutes of long ago, when the world was
young and the sun seemed so much brighter and larvae showed you a
bit of respect. Whereas the trees, which are not famous to their
quick reactions, may just have time to notice the way the sky keeps
flickering before the dry rot and woodworm set in.
It's all a sort of relativity. The faster you live, the more time
stretches out. To a nome, a year lasts as long as ten years does to a
human. Remember it. Don't let it concern you. They don't. They don't
even know.v5.25.3 - Edward Lear, ed. Vivien Noakes, "The Complete Nonsense and Other Verse": The Dong with a Luminous Nose
Announced on 2016-07-20 by Steve Hay
When awful darkness and silence reign
Over the great Gromboolian plain,
Through the long, long wintry nights; -
When the angry breakers roar
As they beat on the rocky shore; -
When Storm-clouds brood on the towering heights
Of the Hills of the Chankly Bore: -
Then, through the vast and gloomy dark,
There moves what seems a fiery spark,
A lonely spark with silvery rays
Piercing the coal-black night, -
A Meteor strange and bright: -
Hither and thither the vision strays,
A single lurid light.
Slowly it wanders, - pauses, - creeps, -
Anon it sparkles, - flashes and leaps;
And ever as onward it gleaming goes
A light on the Bong-tree stems it throws.
And those who watch at that midnight hour
From Hall or Terrace, or lofty Tower,
Cry, as the wild light passes along, -
'The Dong! - the Dong!
The wandering Dong through the forest goes!
The Dong! the Dong!
The Dong with a luminous Nose!'v5.25.2 - Dan le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip "Waiting For The Beat To Kick In"
Announced on 2016-06-20 by Matthew Horsfall
Waiting for the beat to kick in
But it never does
Waiting for my feet to grow wings
That lift me above
All of these tiresome things
That we know and love
Waiting for the beat to kick in
But it never doesv5.25.1 - Eli Pariser, "The Filter Bubble"
Announced on 2016-05-20 by Sawyer X
Imagine that you're a smart high school student on the low end of the social totem pole. You're alienated from adult authority, but unlike many teenagers, you're also alienated from the power structures of your peers -- an existence that can feel lonely and peripheral. Systems and equations are intuitive, but people aren't -- social signals are confusing and messy, difficult to interpret.
Then you discover code. You may be powerless at the lunch table, but code gives you power over an infinitely malleable world and opens the door to a symbolic system that's perfectly clear and ordered. The jostling for position and status fades away. The nagging parental voices disappear. There's just a clean, white page for you to fill, an opportunity to build a better place, a home, from the ground up.
No wonder you're a geek.
v5.25.0 - Robert Frost, "The Trial by Existence"
Announced on 2016-05-09 by Ricardo Signes
Even the bravest that are slain
Shall not dissemble their surprise
On waking to find valor reign,
Even as on earth, in paradise;
And where they sought without the sword
Wide fields of asphodel fore’er,
To find that the utmost reward
Of daring should be still to dare.v5.24.4 - Desmond Morris, "Catwatching: The Essential Guide to Cat Behaviour"
Announced on 2018-04-14 by Steve Hay
Cats hate doors. Doors simply do not register in the evolutionary story of the cat family. They constantly block patrolling activities and prevent cats from exploring their home range and then returning to their central, secure base at will. Humans often do not understand that a cat needs to make only a brief survey of its territory before returning with all the necessary information about the activities of other cats in the vicinity. It likes to make these tours of inspection at frequent intervals, but does not want to stay outside for very long, unless there has been some special and unexpected change in the condition of the local feline population.
v5.24.4-RC1 - Desmond Morris, "Catwatching: The Essential Guide to Cat Behaviour"
Announced on 2018-03-24 by Steve Hay
The domestic cat is a contradiction. No animal has developed such an intimate relationship with mankind, while at the same time demanding and getting such independence of movement and action. The dog may be man's best friend, but it is rarely allowed out on its own to wander from garden to garden or street to street. The obedient dog has to be taken for a walk. The headstrong cat walks alone.
v5.24.3 - Samuel Taylor Coleridge, "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner"
Announced on 2017-09-22 by Steve Hay
Oh sleep! it is a gentle thing,
Beloved from pole to pole!
To Mary Queen the praise be given!
She sent the gentle sleep from Heaven,
That slid into my soul.
The silly buckets on the deck,
That had so long remained,
I dreamt that they were filled with dew;
And when I awoke, it rained.v5.24.3-RC1 - Samuel Taylor Coleridge, "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner"
Announced on 2017-09-10 by Steve Hay
'And now the STORM-BLAST came, and he
Was tyrannous and strong:
He struck with his o'ertaking wings,
And chased us south along.
With sloping masts and dipping prow,
As who pursued with yell and blow
Still treads the shadow of his foe,
And forward bends his head,
The ship drove fast, loud roared the blast,
And southward aye we fled.
And now there came both mist and snow,
And it grew wondrous cold:
And ice, mast-high, came floating by,
As green as emerald.
And through the drifts the snowy clifts
Did send a dismal sheen:
Nor shapes of men nor beasts we ken—
The ice was all between.
The ice was here, the ice was there,
The ice was all around:
It cracked and growled, and roared and howled,
Like noises in a swound!v5.24.2 - Roald Dahl, "The Three Little Pigs"
Announced on 2017-07-15 by Steve Hay
A short while later, through the wood,
Came striding brave Miss Riding Hood.
The Wolf stood there, his eyes ablaze
And yellowish, like mayonnaise.
His teeth were sharp, his gums were raw,
And spit was dripping from his jaw.
Once more the maiden's eyelid flickers.
She draws the pistol from her knickers.
Once more, she hits the vital spot,
And kills him with a single shot.
Pig, peeping through the window, stood
And yelled, 'Well done, Miss Riding Hood!'
Ah, Piglet, you must never trust
Young ladies from the upper crust.
For now, Miss Riding Hood, one notes,
Not only has two wolfskin coats,
But when she goes from place to place,
She has a PIGSKIN TRAVELLING CASE.v5.24.2-RC1 - Roald Dahl, "The Three Little Pigs"
Announced on 2017-07-01 by Steve Hay
The animal I really dig
Above all others is the pig.
Pigs are noble. Pigs are clever,
Pig are courteous. However,
Now and then, to break this rule,
One meets a pig who is a fool.
What, for example, would you say
If strolling through the woods one day,
Right there in front of you you saw
A pig who'd built his house of STRAW?
The Wolf who saw it licked his lips,
And said, 'That pig has had his chips.'v5.24.1 - Charles Dodgson [as "Lewis Carroll"], "The Hunting of the Snark", Fit 4: The Hunting
Announced on 2017-01-14 by Steve Hay
The Bellman looked uffish, and wrinkled his brow.
'If only you'd spoken before!
It's excessively awkward to mention it now,
With the Snark, so to speak, at the door!
'We should all of us grieve, as you well may believe,
If you never were met with again -
But surely, my man, when the voyage began,
You might have suggested it then?
'It's excessively awkward to mention it now -
As I think I've already remarked.'
And the man they called 'Hi!' replied, with a sigh,
'I informed you the day we embarked.
'You may charge me with murder - or want of sense -
(We are all of us weak at times):
But the slightest approach to a false pretence
Was never among my crimes!
'I said it in Hebrew - I said it in Dutch -
I said it in German and Greek:
But I wholly forgot (and it vexes me much)
That English is what you speak!'
''Tis a pitiful tale,' said the Bellman, whose face
Had grown longer at every word:
'But, now that you've stated the whole of your case,
More debate would be simply absurd.
'The rest of my speech' (he exclaimed to his men)
'You shall hear when I've leisure to speak it.
But the Snark is at hand, let me tell you again!
'Tis your glorious duty to seek it!v5.24.1-RC5 - John Milton, ed. Gordon Campbell, "Paradise Regained", Book IV
Announced on 2017-01-02 by Steve Hay
Thus passed the night so foul, till Morning fair
Came forth with pilgrim steps, in amice grey;
Who with her radiant finger stilled the roar
Of thunder, chased the clouds, and laid the winds,
And grisly spectres, which the fiend had raised
To tempt the Son of God with terrors dire.
And now the sun with more effectual beams
Had cheered the face of earth, and dried the wet
From drooping plant, or dropping tree; the birds,
Who all things now behold more fresh and green,
After a night of storm so ruinous,
Cleared up their choicest notes in bush and spray,
To gratulate the sweet return of morn.v5.24.1-RC4 - John Milton, ed. Gordon Campbell, "Paradise Lost", Book II
Announced on 2016-10-12 by Steve Hay
Before the gates there sat
On either side a formidable shape;
The one seemed woman to the waste, and fair,
But ended foul in many a scaly fold,
Voluminous and vast -- a serpent armed
With mortal sting; about her middle round
A cry of hell hounds never ceasing barked
With wide Cerberean mouths full loud, and rung
A hideous peal; yet, when they list, would creep,
If aught disturbed their noise, into her womb,
And kennel there; yet there still barked and howled
Within unseen. Far less abhorred than these
Vexed Scylla, bathing in the sea that parts
Calabria from the hoarse Trinacrian shore;
Nor uglier follow the night-hag, when, called
In secret, riding through the air she comes,
Lured with the smell of infant blood, to dance
With Lapland witches, while the labouring moon
Eclipses at their charms. The other shape --
If shape it might be called that shape had none
Distinguishable in member, joint, or limb;
Or substance might be called that shadow seemed,
For each seemed either -- black it stood as night,
Fierce as ten Furies, terrible as hell,
And shook a dreadful dart: what seemed his head
The likeness of a kingly crown had on.
Satan was now at hand, and from his seat
The monster moving onward came as fast
With horrid strides; hell trembled as he strode.v5.24.1-RC3 - Dante Alighieri, trans. Dorothy L. Sayers and Barbara Reynolds, "The Divine Comedy", Cantica III: Paradise, Canto XXIII
Announced on 2016-08-11 by Steve Hay
A bird within the bower of her delight,
Quiet upon the nest with her sweet brood
Throughout the dark concealment of the night,
Anxious to look on them and gather food -
No weary task for her, for as at play
Blithely she toils to seek her fledglings' good -
Before the time, upon the topmost spray
Eager awaits the sun and on the East
Fixes her wakeful eye till break of day.v5.24.1-RC2 - Dante Alighieri, trans. Dorothy L. Sayers, "The Divine Comedy", Cantica II: Purgatory, Canto X
Announced on 2016-07-25 by Steve Hay
When we had crossed the threshold of that gate
Which the soul's evil loves put out of use,
Because they make the crooked path seem straight,
I heard its closing clang ring clamorous,
And had I then turned back my eyes to it
How could my fault have found the least excuse?
We had to climb now through a rocky slit
Which ran from side to side in many a swerve,
As runs the wave in onset and retreat.
"Now here," the master said, "we must observe
Some little caution, hugging now this wall,
Now that, upon the far side of the curve."v5.24.1-RC1 - Dante Alighieri, trans. Dorothy L. Sayers, "The Divine Comedy", Cantica I: Hell, Canto XX
Announced on 2016-07-17 by Steve Hay
New punishments behoves me sing in this
Twentieth canto of my first canticle,
Which tells of spirits sunk in the Abyss.
I now stood ready to observe the full
Extent of the new chasm thus laid bare,
Drenched as it was in tears most miserable.
Through the round vale I saw folk drawing near,
Weeping and silent, and at such slow pace
As Litany processions keep, up here.
And presently, when I had dropped my gaze
Lower than the head, I saw them strangely wried
'Twixt collar-bone and chin, so that the face
Of each was turned towards his own backside,
And backwards must they needs creep with their feet,
All power of looking forward being denied.v5.24.0 - Robert Frost, "The Black Cottage"
Announced on 2016-05-09 by Ricardo Signes
As I sit here, and oftentimes, I wish
I could be monarch of a desert land
I could devote and dedicate forever
To the truths we keep coming back and back to.
So desert it would have to be, so walled
By mountain ranges half in summer snow,
No one would covet it or think it worth
The pains of conquering to force change on.
Scattered oases where men dwelt, but mostly
Sand dunes held loosely in tamarisk
Blown over and over themselves in idleness.
Sand grains should sugar in the natal dew
The babe born to the desert, the sand storm
Retard mid-waste my cowering caravans—
“There are bees in this wall.” He struck the clapboards,
Fierce heads looked out; small bodies pivoted.
We rose to go. Sunset blazed on the windows.v5.24.0-RC5 - The Mountain Goats, "No Children"
Announced on 2016-05-04 by Ricardo Signes
And I hope when you think of me years down the line
You can't find one good thing to say
And I'd hope that if I found the strength to walk out
You'd stay the hell out of my way
I am drowning, there is no sign of land
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable handv5.24.0-RC4 - The Joker in "The Killing Joke"
Announced on 2016-05-02 by Ricardo Signes
"See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum…"
v5.24.0-RC3 - Jesse Vincent
Announced on 2016-04-27 by Ricardo Signes
The Great Pumpkin is a Santa-Claus like figure. He does bring toys like Santa. But unlike Santa, who gives away toys because it's his job, he gives away toys because it's the right thing to do.
v5.24.0-RC2 - Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"
Announced on 2016-04-23 by Ricardo Signes
“How do you feel, Yossarian?”
“Fine. No, I’m very frightened.”
“That’s good,” said Major Danby. “It proves you’re still alive. It won’t be fun.”
Yossarian started out. “Yes it will.”
“I mean it, Yossarian. You’ll have to keep on your toes every minute of every day. They’ll bend heaven and earth to catch you.”
“I’ll keep on my toes every minute.”
“You’ll have to jump.”
“I’ll jump.”
“Jump!” Major Danby cried.
Yossarian jumped.
Nately’s [girl] was hiding just outside the door. The knife came down, missing him by inches, and he took off.
v5.24.0-RC1 - Robert Frost, "The Census-Taker"
Announced on 2016-04-14 by Ricardo Signes
Nothing was left to do that I could see
Unless to find that there was no one there
And declare to the cliffs too far for echo,
"The place is desert, and let whoso lurks
In silence, if in this he is aggrieved,
Break silence now or be forever silent.
Let him say why it should not be declared so."
The melancholy of having to count souls
Where they grow fewer and fewer every year
Is extreme where they shrink to none at all.
It must be I want life to go on living.v5.23.9 - Tom Kitchin, "from nature to plate"
Announced on 2016-03-20 by Abigail
Spring
Spring is the proper beginning of my kitchen and a season that I look forward to with great anticipation. By the time spring arrives I am desperate to welcome all the spring produce into my kitchen and I long to work with fresh green vegetables again. As much as I love root vegetables, such as celeriac and parsnips, and the heaver meat and game dishes, I'm ready to leave those behind with winter and begin a new adventure.
Somehow spring always gives me a little bit of bounce in my feet -- I feel like I want to kick off my shoes and dance around in my kitchen. Not that I do, of course, but I feel lighter somehow. My adrenalin kicks in with spring and so does the level of excitement, as I think about all the produce that is about to come in.
The moment spring arrives I'm eager to cook peas, broad beans, green asparagus and other fresh vegetables! I want to create lighter, brighter dishes and I can't wait to get my hands on the first greens and the first morels, not to mention the first wild Scottish salmon. Thanks to my network of trusted suppliers, I always get to first produce of the season delivered to my restaurant as soon as it is possible. I want my customers to experience and understand the beauty of locally grown produce and to try things the minute they are available so they can taste how incredibly fresh the ingredients are. I also want them to understand the relationship between seasonality and flavours. One of the most important things to remember is to allow the seasons to inspire your dishes and help you make natural matches. Wild spring herbs, such as sorrel, sweet cicely and wild garlic, as well as spring salad leaves and green lettuce served with wild salmon, wild sea trout, lamb or rabbit are marriages made in heaven.
v5.23.8 - Patrick Rothfuss, "The Wise Man's Fear (The Kingkiller's Chronicle: Day Two)"
Announced on 2016-02-20 by Sawyer X
Denna, on the other hand, had never been trained. She knew nothing of shortcuts. You'd think she'd be forced to wander the city, lost and helpless, trapped in a twisting maze of mortared stone.
But instead, she simply walked throught the walls. She didn't know any better. Nobody had ever told her she couldn't. Because of this, she moved through the city like some faerie creature. She walked roads no one else could see, and it made her music wild and strange and free.
v5.23.7 - William Gibson, "Neuromancer"
Announced on 2016-01-20 by Stevan Little
A year here and he still dreamed of cyberspace, hope fading nightly. All the speed he took, all the turns he'd taken and the corners he cut in Night City, and he'd still see the matrix in his dreams, bright lattices of logic unfolding across that colourless void...The Sprawl was a long, strange way home now over the Pacific, and he was no Console Man, no cyberspace cowboy. Just another hustler, trying to make it through. But the dreams came on in the Japanese night like livewire voodoo, and he'd cry for it, cry in his sleep, and wake alone in the dark, curled in his capsule in some coffin hotel, hands clawed into the bedslab, temper foam bunched between his fingers, trying to reach the console that wasn't there.
v5.23.6 - 5.23 Episode VII
Announced on 2015-12-21 by David Golden
A long time ago in microseconds, in a galaxy not very far away...
5.23 Episode VII
THE FUZZ AWAKENS
It is a period of
unrest as separatists
announce their intentions
to fork PERL and return the
galaxy to speed and stability.
Chancellor Rik Hoolian struggles
to hold together the remains of the
once mighty Republic against a tide of
incivility and the depredations of a new
foe, the FUZZ RAIDERS.
Meanwhile, after 15 years of preparation and
high expectations, Supreme Leader Toady prepares
to unleash a devastating new weapon, PERL SIXDOTOH,
that could splinter the Republic forever and usher in
a new Empire of gradual typing....v5.23.5 - utastro!nather (Ed Nather), "The Story of Mel", in net.jokes, May 21, 1983
Announced on 2015-11-20 by Abigail
After Mel had left the company for greener pa$ture$, the Big Boss asked me to look at the code and see if I could find the test and reverse it. Somewhat reluctantly, I agreed to look. Tracking Mel's code was a real adventure.
I have often felt that programming is an art form, whose real value can only be appreciated by another versed in the same arcane art; there are lovely gems and brilliant coups hidden from human view and admiration, sometimes forever, by the very nature of the process. You can learn a lot about an individual just by reading through his code, even in hexadecimal. Mel was, I think, an unsung genius.
Perhaps my greatest shock came when I found an innocent loop that had no test in it. No test. None. Common sense said it had to be a closed loop, where the program would circle, forever, endlessly. Program control passed right through it, however, and safely out the other side. It took me two weeks to figure it out.
The RPC-4000 computer had a really modern facility called an index register. It allowed the programmer to write a program loop that used an indexed instruction inside; each time through, the number in the index register was added to the address of that instruction, so it would refer to the next datum in a series. He had only to increment the index register each time through. Mel never used it.
Instead, he would pull the instruction into a machine register, add one to its address, and store it back. He would then execute the modified instruction right from the register. The loop was written so this additional execution time was taken into account -- just as this instruction finished, the next one was right under the drum's read head, ready to go. But the loop had no test in it.
The vital clue came when I noticed the index register bit, the bit that lay between the address and the operation code in the instruction word, was turned on -- yet Mel never used the index register, leaving it zero all the time. When the light went on it nearly blinded me.
He had located the data he was working on near the top of memory -- the largest locations the instructions could address -- so, after the last datum was handled, incrementing the instruction address would make it overflow. The carry would add one to the operation code, changing it to the next one in the instruction set: a jump instruction. Sure enough, the next program instruction was in address location zero, and the program went happily on its way.
v5.23.4 - Denis Diderot, trans. David Coward, "Jacques the Fatalist"
Announced on 2015-10-20 by Steve Hay
Well, everybody's got a dog. The prime minister is the king's dog. The first secretary is the prime minister's dog. A wife is a husband's dog, or a husband is a wife's dog. Favourite is Madame So-and-so's dog and Thibaut is the man on the corner's dog. When my Master tells me to talk when I'd prefer not to, which to be honest doesn't happen very often, when he tells me to shut up when I feel like talking, which I find very difficult, when he asks me to tell the story of my love-life and then keeps interrupting, what am I if not his dog? Weak men are the dogs of strong men.
v5.23.3 - Oliver Wendell Holmes, "The Deacon’s Masterpiece or The Wonderful 'One-Hoss Shay': A Logical Story"
Announced on 2015-09-20 by Peter Martini
Little of of all we value here
Wakes on the morn of its hundredth year
Without both feeling and looking queer.
In fact, there’s nothing that keeps its youth,
So far as I know, but a tree and truth.
(This is a moral that runs at large;
Take it. — You’re welcome. — No extra charge.)v5.23.2 - Blind Guardian, "Skalds and Shadows"
Announced on 2015-08-20 by Matthew Horsfall
Would you believe in a night like this
A night like this, when visions come true
Would you believe in a tale like this
A lay of bliss, praise in the old lore
Come to the blazing fire and
See me in the shadows
See me in the shadows
Songs I will sing
Of runes and rings
Just hand me my harp
This night turns into myth
Nothing seems real
You soon will feel
The world we live in is another skald's
Dream in the shadows
Dream in the shadows
Do you believe there is sense in it
Is it truth or myth?
They´re one in my rhymes
Nobody knows the meaning behind
The weaver's line
Well nobody else but the Norns can
See through the blazing fires of time and
All things will proceed as the
Child of the hallowed
Will speak to you now
See me in the shadows
See me in the shadows
Songs I will sing of tribes and kings
The carrion bird and the hall of the slain
Nothing seems real
You soon will feel
The world we live in is another skald´s
Dream in the shadows
Dream in the shadows
Do not fear for my reason
There's nothing to hide
How bitter your treason
How bitter the lie
Remember the runes and remember the light
All I ever want is to be at your side
We'll gladden the raven now I will
Run through the blazing fires
That's my choice
Cause things shall proceed as foreseenv5.23.1 - Elizabeth Haydon, "The Assassin King"
Announced on 2015-07-20 by Matthew Horsfall
I was born beneath this willow,
Where my sire the earth did farm
Had the green grass as my pillow
The east wind as a blanket warm.
But away! away! called the wind from the west
And in answer I did run
Seeking glory and adventure
Promised by the rising sun.
I found love beneath this willow,
As true a love as life could hold,
Pledged my heart and swore my fealty
Sealed with a kiss and a band of gold.
But to arms! to arms! called the wind from the west
In faithful answer I did run
Marching forth for king and country
In battles 'neath the midday sun.
Oft I dreamt of that fair willow
As the seven seas I plied
And the girl who I left waiting
Longing to be at her side.
But about! about! called the wind from the west
As once again my ship did run
Down the coast, about the wide world
Flying sails in the setting sun.
Now I lie beneath the willow
Now at last no more to roam,
My bride and earth so tightly hold me
In their arms I'm finally home.
While away! away! calls the wind from the west
Beyond the grave my spirit, free
Will chase the sun into the morning
Beyond the sky, beyond the sea.v5.23.0 - Bob Dylan, "Maggie's Farm"
Announced on 2015-06-20 by Ricardo Signes
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
Well, I try my best
To be just like I am
But everybody wants you
To be just like them
They sing while you slave and I just get bored
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no morev5.22.4 - Roald Dahl, "Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf"
Announced on 2017-07-15 by Steve Hay
Then Little Red Riding Hood said, 'But Grandma,
what a lovely great big furry coat you have on.'
'That's wrong!' cried Wolf. 'Have you forgot
'To tell me what BIG TEETH I've got?
'Ah well, no matter what you say,
'I'm going to eat you anyway.'
The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She aims it at the creature's head
And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.
A few weeks later, in the wood,
I came across Miss Riding Hood.
But what a change! No cloak of red,
No silly hood upon her head.
She said, 'Hello, and do please note
'My lovely furry WOLFSKIN COAT.'v5.22.4-RC1 - Roald Dahl, "Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf"
Announced on 2017-07-01 by Steve Hay
As soon as Wolf began to feel
That he would like a decent meal,
He went and knocked on Grandma's door.
When Grandma opened it, she saw
The sharp white teeth, the horrid grin,
And Wolfie said, 'May I come in?'
Poor Grandmamma was terrified,
'He's going to eat me up!' she cried.
And she was absolutely right.
He ate her up in one big bite.v5.22.3 - Charles Dodgson [as "Lewis Carroll"], "Phantasmagoria", Canto 6: Discomfyture
Announced on 2017-01-14 by Steve Hay
As one who strives a hill to climb,
Who never climbed before:
Who finds it, in a little time,
Grow every moment less sublime,
And votes the thing a bore:
Yet, having once begun to try,
Dares not desert his quest,
But, climbing, ever keeps his eye
On one small hut against the sky
Wherein he hopes to rest:
Who climbs till nerve and force are spent,
With many a puff and pant:
Who still, as rises the ascent,
In language grows more violent,
Although in breath more scant:
Who, climbing, gains at length the place
That crowns the upward track:
And, entering with unsteady pace,
Receives a buffet in the face
That lands him on his back:
And feels himself, like one in sleep,
Glide swiftly down again,
A helpless weight, from steep to steep,
Till, with a headlong giddy sweep,
He drops upon the plain -
So I, that had resolved to bring
Conviction to a ghost,
And found it quite a different thing
From any human arguing,
Yet dared not quit my post.v5.22.3-RC5 - John Milton, ed. Gordon Campbell, "Paradise Regained", Book II
Announced on 2017-01-02 by Steve Hay
Thus wore out night; and now the herald lark
Left his ground-nest, high towering to descry
The Morn's approach, and greet her with his song;
As lightly from his grassy couch up rose
Our Saviour, and found all was but a dream;
Fasting he went to sleep, and fasting waked.
Up to a hill anon his steps he reared,
From whose high top to ken the prospect round,
If cottage were in view, sheep-cote, or herd;
But cottage, herd, or sheep-cote, none he saw --
Only in a bottom saw a pleasant grove,
With chant of tuneful birds resounding loud;
Thither he bent his way, determined there
To rest at noon, and entered soon the shade,
High-roofed and walks beneath, and alleys brown,
That opened in the midst a woody scene;
Nature's own work it seemed (Nature taught Art),
And, to a superstitious eye, the haunt
Of wood-gods and wood-nymphs.v5.22.3-RC4 - John Milton, ed. Gordon Campbell, "Paradise Lost", Book II
Announced on 2016-10-12 by Steve Hay
Far off from these, a slow and silent stream,
Lethe, the river of oblivion, rolls
Her watery labyrinth, whereof who drinks
Forthwith his former state and being forgets --
Forgets both joy and grief, pleasure and pain.
Beyond this flood a frozen continent
Lies dark and wild, beat with perpetual storms
Of Whirlwind and dire hail, which on firm land
Thaws not, but gathers heap, and ruin seems
Of ancient pile; all else deep snow and ice,
A gulf profound as that Serbonian bog
Betwixt Damiata and Mount Casius old,
Where armies whole have sunk: the parching air
Burns frore, and cold performs the effect of fire.
Thither, by harpy-footed Furies haled,
At certain revolutions all the damned
Are brought; and feel by turns the bitter change
Of fierce extremes, extremes by change more fierce,
From beds of raging fire to starve in ice
Their soft ethereal warmth, and there to pine
Immovable, infixed, and frozen round
Periods of time -- thence hurried back to fire.
They ferry over this Lethean sound
Both to and fro, their sorrow to augment,
And wish and struggle, as they pass, to reach
The tempting stream, with one small drop to lose
In sweet forgetfulness all pain and woe,
All in one moment, and so near the brink;
But fate withstands, and, to oppose the attempt,
Medusa with Gorgonian terror guards
The ford, and of itself the water flies
All taste of living wight, as once it fled
The lip of Tantalus.v5.22.3-RC3 - Dante Alighieri, trans. Dorothy L. Sayers and Barbara Reynolds, "The Divine Comedy", Cantica III: Paradise, Canto IV
Announced on 2016-08-11 by Steve Hay
Between two dishes, equally attractive
And near to him, a free man, I suppose,
Would starve to death before his teeth got active;
So would a lamb 'twixt two fierce wolfish foes,
Fearing the fangs both ways, not stir a foot;
So would a deerhound halt between two does;
So I can't blame myself for standing mute,
Nor praise myself: for I must needs so do,
Suspended 'twixt two doubts, alike acute.v5.22.3-RC2 - Dante Alighieri, trans. Dorothy L. Sayers, "The Divine Comedy", Cantica II: Purgatory, Canto I
Announced on 2016-07-25 by Steve Hay
For better waters heading with the wind
My ship of genius now shakes out her sail
And leaves that ocean of despair behind;
For to the second realm I tune my tale,
Where human spirits purge themselves, and train
To leap up into joy celestial.
Now from the grave wake poetry again,
O sacred Muses I have served so long!
Now let Calliope uplift her strain
And lift my voice up on the mighty song
That smote the miserable Magpies nine
Out of all hope of pardon for their wrong!v5.22.3-RC1 - Dante Alighieri, trans. Dorothy L. Sayers, "The Divine Comedy", Cantica I: Hell, Canto XII
Announced on 2016-07-17 by Steve Hay
The place we came to, to descend the brink from,
Was sheer crag; and there was a Thing there - making,
All told, a prospect any eye would shrink from.
Like the great landslide that rushed downward, shaking
The bank of Adige on this side Trent,
(Whether through faulty shoring or the earth's quaking)
So that the rock, down from the summit rent
Far as the plain, lies strewn, and one might crawl
From top to bottom by that unsure descent,
Such was the precipice; and there we spied,
Topping the cleft that split the rocky wall,
That which was wombed in the false heifer's side,
The infamy of Crete, stretched out a-sprawl;
And seeing us, he gnawed himself, like one
Inly devoured with spite and burning gall.v5.22.2 - Gaston Leroux, trans. Mireille Ribière, "The Phantom of the Opera"
Announced on 2016-04-29 by Steve Hay
A silence; and then: 'If, in just two minutes' time by my watch--and a splendid watch it is--you have not turned the scorpion, mademoiselle, I shall turn the grasshopper... and the grasshopper, remember, _leaps straight up into the air!_' The silence that ensued was terrifying, worse than any we had experienced before. I knew that when Erik spoke with that quiet, gentle, slightly weary voice, it meant that he had reached the end of his tether: that he was capable of the most abominable crimes or the most selfless devotion; that the slightest irritation might unleash a storm. Realizing that our fate was out of our hands, the Viscount fell to his knees and prayed. As for me, I pressed both hands to my chest, for my heart was pounding so fiercely that I thought it would burst. We were intensely aware of the excruciating dilemma Christine Daaé faced in those final seconds. We understood why she hesitated to turn the scorpion. What if the scorpion, rather than the grasshopper, were to set off the explosion? What if Erik was simply intent on destroying everything, regardless? At last he spoke: 'The two minutes are up,' he said in a soft, angelic voice. 'Goodbye, mademoiselle. Off you go, little grasshopper!'
v5.22.2-RC1 - Gaston Leroux, trans. Mireille Ribière, "The Phantom of the Opera"
Announced on 2016-04-10 by Steve Hay
This annual ball was quite a magnificent affair. It was given some time before Shrovetide to celebrate the birthday of a famous illustrator whose pencil had immortalized, in the style of Gavarni, the extravagant carnival parade down La Courtille. As such, the ball was an altogether merrier, noisier and more Bohemian occasion than was usual for a masked ball. Many artists had arranged to meet there; they arrived with an entourage of models and pupils, who, by midnight, had become quite boisterous. Raoul climbed the grand staircase at five minutes to midnight. He did not linger to admire the many-coloured costumes on display all the way up the marble steps of one of the most luxurious settings in the world; nor did he allow himself to be drawn into the facetious conversation of masked guests. He simply ignored all the jesting remarks, and shook off the attentions of several all too merry couples. Crossing the big crush-room and escaping from the dancers' farandole that had encircled him awhile, he at last entered the salon mentioned by Christine in her letter. The small room was crammed with people either on their way to supper at the restaurant in the Rotunda or back from raising a glass of champagne. In the midst of the gay and lively hubbub, Raoul thought that, for their mysterious assignation, Christine must have preferred this crowd to some lonely corner. He leaned against a door-jamb and waited. He did not have to wait long; a black domino passed him and deftly touched his hand. He understood that it was Christine and followed her. 'Is that you, Christine?' he murmured, barely moving his slips. The black domino promptly looked back and raised her finger to her lips, no doubt to caution him against uttering her name again. Raoul followed on in silence.
v5.22.1 - Wilhelm Müller, trans. Anon., "Courage" (No. 22 in Schubert's song-cycle, "Winterreise")
Announced on 2015-12-13 by Steve Hay
If the snow flies in my face,
Let me shake it off me!
If my heart within me speaks,
I'll sing bright and gaily!
Will not listen what it says,
Have no ears for moaning.
Do not feel what it complains,--
Only fools like groaning!
Jolly brave into the world,
'Gainst all wind and weather,--
If there is no God on earth,
Let 's be gods down nether!v5.22.1-RC4 - Wilhelm Müller, trans. Anon., "The Signpost" (No. 20 in Schubert's song-cycle, "Winterreise")
Announced on 2015-12-08 by Steve Hay
Why do I shun all those highways
Which the other wanderer seeks?
Why do I find bridged by-ways
Through snow-covered deep creeks?
For I have no crime committed,
Why I should now run from men,--
What demented heart's desire
Drives me to a desert glen?
Signposts on all highways stationed
Point their signs toward the towns,
Whilst I wonder 'yond moderation,
Without rest, yet seeking rest!
One such signpost I see planted
Of my question unconcerned,
One road must my choice be granted,
Whence no man has yet returned!v5.22.1-RC3 - Wilhelm Müller, trans. Anon., "Stormy Morning" (No. 18 in Schubert's song-cycle, "Winterreise")
Announced on 2015-12-02 by Steve Hay
How the storm tore rents
In heavens gray attired!
The rags of cloud are flying
Around, of combat tired.
And flames of fire lambent,
Fly between them and part,
That 's what I call a morning,
A morning after my heart!
My heart sees in the heavens
Its own picture unspoilt--
It's nothing but the Winter,
The Winter, cold and wild.v5.22.1-RC2 - Wilhelm Müller, trans. Anon., "The Old Head" (No. 14 in Schubert's song-cycle, "Winterreise")
Announced on 2015-11-15 by Steve Hay
The hoary frost has a white sheen
Strewn all over my hair,
So I thought I was an old man
And thought life dealt me fair.
Yet soon was thawed my old white mane,
And I have my black hair again.
How I abhor my young fair years,
How long to wait for death and biers?
From setting sun to morning's hue
Many a head turns white.
Who'll credit it? My hair did not
In all this lifelong plight!v5.22.1-RC1 - Wilhelm Müller, trans. Anon., "Will-o'-the Wisp" (No. 9 in Schubert's song-cycle, "Winterreise")
Announced on 2015-10-31 by Steve Hay
In the deepest rocky crevice
A will-o'-the wisp lured me;
How I could find my way from here,
For me it's easy memory!
For I am used to straying ways,
Every path to th'end a way,
All our joys and all our suffering,--
To a will-o'-the wisp it 's all play!
Through the dried-up bed of torrents
I quite calmly downward stroll;
Every stream its sea will enter,
Every suffering finds its goal!v5.22.0 - Gene Wolfe, The Citadel of the Autarch
Announced on 2015-06-01 by Ricardo Signes
“You are the advocate of the dead.”
The old man nodded. “I am. People talk about being fair to this one and that one, but nobody I ever heard talks about doing right by them. We take everything they had, which is all right. And spit, most often, on their opinions, which I suppose is all right too. But we ought to remember now and then how much of what we have we got from them. I figure while I’m still here I ought to put a word in for them.”
v5.22.0-RC2 - T.S. Eliot, unpublished work
Announced on 2015-05-21 by Ricardo Signes
And when thyself with silver foot shall pass
Among the theories scattered on the grass
Take up my good intentions with the restv5.22.0-RC1 - Gene Wolfe, Citadel of the Autarch
Announced on 2015-05-19 by Ricardo Signes
There is no limit to stupidity. Space itself is said to be bounded by its own curvature, but stupidity continues beyond infinity.
v5.21.11 - Algernon Charles Swinburne, "Dolores (Notre-Dame des Sept Douleurs)"
Announced on 2015-04-20 by Steve Hay
They shall pass and their places be taken,
The gods and the priests that are pure.
They shall pass, and shalt thou not be shaken?
They shall perish, and shalt thou endure?
Death laughs, breathing close and relentless
In the nostrils and eyelids of lust,
With a pinch in his fingers of scentless
And delicate dust.
But the worm shall revive thee with kisses;
Thou shalt change and transmute as a god,
As the rod to a serpent that hisses,
As the serpent again to a rod.
Thy life shall not cease though thou doff it;
Thou shalt live until evil be slain,
And good shall die first, said thy prophet,
Our Lady of Pain.v5.21.10 - Aldous Huxley, "The Devils of Loudun"
Announced on 2015-03-20 by Steve Hay
The fire burned on, the good fathers continued to sprinkle and intone. Suddenly a flock of pigeons came swooping down from the church and started to wheel around the roaring column of flame and smoke. The crowd shouted, the archers waved their halberds at the birds, Lactance and Tranquille splashed them on the wing with holy water. In vain. The pigeons were not to be driven away. Round and round they flew, diving through the smoke, singeing their feathers in the flames. Both parties claimed a miracle. For the parson's enemies the birds, quite obviously, were a troop of devils, come to fetch away his soul. For his friends, they were emblems of the Holy Ghost and living proof of his innocence. It never seems to have occurred to anyone that they were just pigeons, obeying the laws of their own, their blessedly other-than-human nature.
v5.21.9 - Emily Dickinson, "There is Another Sky"
Announced on 2015-02-20 by Sawyer X
There is another sky,
Ever serene and fair,
And there is another sunshine,
Though it be darkness there;
Never mind faded forests, Austin,
Never mind silent fields -
Here is a little forest,
Whose leaf is ever green;
Here is a brighter garden,
Where not a frost has been;
In its unfading flowers
I hear the bright bee hum:
Prithee, my brother,
Into my garden come!v5.21.8 - Bill Watterson, "Scientific Progress Goes 'Boink': A Calvin and Hobbes Collection"
Announced on 2015-01-20 by Matthew Horsfall
Calvin: OK Hobbes, press the button and duplicate me. Hobbes: Are you sure this is such a good idea? Calvin: Brother! You doubting Thomases get in the way of more scientific advances with your stupid ethical questions! This is a *BRILLIANT* idea! Hit the button, will ya? Hobbes: I'd hate to be accused of inhibiting scientific progress... Here you go. [Box]: *BOINK* Hobbes: Scientific progress goes "BOINK"? Calvin?: It worked! It worked! I'm a genius! Cavlin??: No you're not, you liar! *I* invented this!
v5.21.7 - Robert Heinlein, "The Number of the Beast"
Announced on 2014-12-20 by Max Maischein
"Zebadiah, Hilda and I salvaged and put everything into the basket. Hilda started to put it into our wardrobe-and it was heavy. So we looked. Packed as tight as when we left Oz. Six bananas-and everything else. Cross my heart. No, go look." "Hmmm- Jake, can you write equations for a picnic basket that refills itself? Will it go on doing so?" "Zeb, equations can be written to describe anything. The description would be simpler for a basket that replenishes itself indefinitely than for one that does it once and stops-I would have to describe the discontinuity."
v5.21.6 - Jeff Noon, "Vurt"
Announced on 2014-11-20 by Chris 'BinGOs' Williams
GAME CAT
EXCHANGE MECHANISMS. Sometimes we lose precious things. Friends and colleagues, fellow travellers in the Vurt, sometimes we lose them; even lovers we sometimes lose. And get bad things in exchange: aliens, objects, snakes, and sometimes even death. Things we don't want. This is part of the deal, part of the game deal; all things, in all worlds, must be kept in balance. Kittlings often ask, who decides on the swappings? Now then, some say it's all accidental; that some poor Vurt thing finds himself too close to a door, at too critical a time, just when something real is being lost. Whoosh! Swap time! Others say that some kind of overseer is working the MECHANISMS OF EXCHANGE, deciding the fate of innocents. The Cat can only tease at this, because of the big secrets involved, and because of the levels between you, the reader, and me, the Game Cat. Hey, listen; I've struggled to get where I am today; why should I give you the easy route? Get working, kittlings! Reach up higher. Work the Vurt.
v5.21.5 - Friso Wiegersma (text), Jean Ferrat (music), Wim Sonneveld (performer), "Het Dorp"
Announced on 2014-10-20 by Abigail
Het Dorp
Thuis heb ik nog een ansichtkaart
waarop een kerk, een kar met paard,
een slagerij J. van der Ven.
Een kroeg, een juffrouw op de fiets
het zegt u hoogstwaarschijnlijk niets,
maar 't is waar ik geboren ben.
Dit dorp, ik weet nog hoe het was,
de boerenkind'ren in de klas,
een kar die ratelt op de keien,
het raadhuis met een pomp ervoor,
een zandweg tussen koren door,
het vee, de boerderijen.
En langs het tuinpad van m'n vader
zag ik de hoge bomen staan.
Ik was een kind en wist niet beter,
dan dat dat nooit voorbij zou gaan.
Wat leefden ze eenvoudig toen
in simp'le huizen tussen groen
met boerenbloemen en een heg.
Maar blijkbaar leefden ze verkeerd,
het dorp is gemoderniseerd
en nu zijn ze op de goeie weg.
Want ziet, hoe rijk het leven is,
ze zien de televisiequiz
en wonen in betonnen dozen,
met flink veel glas, dan kun je zien
hoe of het bankstel staat bij Mien
en d'r dressoir met plastic rozen.
En langs het tuinpad van m'n vader
zag ik de hoge bomen staan.
Ik was een kind en wist niet beter,
dan dat dat nooit voorbij zou gaan.
De dorpsjeugd klit wat bij elkaar
in minirok en beatle-haar
en joelt wat mee met beat-muziek.
Ik weet wel, het is hun goeie recht,
de nieuwe tijd, net wat u zegt,
maar het maakt me wat melancholiek.
Ik heb hun vaders nog gekend
ze kochten zoethout voor een cent
ik zag hun moeders touwtjespringen.
Dat dorp van toen, het is voorbij,
dit is al wat er bleef voor mij:
een ansicht en herinneringen.
Toen ik langs het tuinpad van m'n vader
de hoge bomen nog zag staan.
Ik was een kind, hoe kon ik weten
dat dat voorgoed voorbij zou gaan.v5.21.4 - Edgar Allan Poe, "The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket"
Announced on 2014-09-20 by Steve Hay
To-day, being in latitude 83° 20', longitude 43° 5' W. (the sea being of an extraordinarily dark colour), we again saw land from the masthead, and, upon a closer scrutiny, found it to be one of a group of very large islands. The shore was precipitous, and the interior seemed to be well wooded, a circumstance which occasioned us great joy. In about four hours from our first discovering the land we came to anchor in ten fathoms, sandy bottom, a league from the coast, as a high surf, with strong ripples here and there, rendered a nearer approach of doubtful expediency. The two largest boats were now ordered out, and a party, well armed (among whome were Peters and myself), proceeded to look for an opening in the reef which appeared to encircle the island. After searching about for some time, we discovered an inlet, which we were entering, when we saw four large canoes put off from the shore, filled with men who seemed to be well armed. We waited for them to come up, and, as they moved with great rapidity, they were soon within hail. Captain Guy now held up a white handkerchief on the blade of an oar, when the strangers made a full stop, and commenced a loud jabbering all at once, intermingled with occasional shouts, in which we could distinguish the words Anamoo-moo! and Lama-Lama! They continued this for at least half an hour, during which we had a good opportunity of observing their appearance.
v5.21.3 - Robert Service, "The Men that Don't Fit In"
Announced on 2014-08-20 by Peter Martini
If they just went straight they might go far,
They are strong and brave and true;
But they're always tired of the things that are,
And they want the strange and new.
They say: "Could I find my proper groove,
What a deep mark I would make!"
So they chop and change, and each fresh move
Is only a fresh mistake.v5.21.2 - Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, Charlie Duke, Final minutes of communication of the first manned moon landing, July 20, 1969
Announced on 2014-07-20 by Abigail
Armstrong: Okay. Here's a...Looks like a good area here.
Aldrin: I got the shadow out there.
Aldrin: 250, down at 2 1/2, 19 forward.
Aldrin: Altitude, velocity lights.
Aldrin: 3 1/2 down, 220 feet, 13 forward.
Aldrin: 11 forward. Coming down nicely.
Armstrong: Gonna be right over that crater.
Aldrin: 200 feet, 4 1/2 down.
Aldrin: 5 1/2 down.
Armstrong: I got a good spot [garbled].
Aldrin: 160 feet, 6 1/2 down.
Aldrin: 5 1/2 down, 9 forward. You're looking good.
Aldrin: 120 feet.
Aldrin: 100 feet, 3 1/2 down, 9 forward. Five percent. Quantity light.
Aldrin: Okay. 75 feet. And it's looking good. Down a half, 6 forward.
Duke: 60 seconds.
Aldrin: Light's on.
Aldrin: 60 feet, down 2 1/2. 2 forward. 2 forward. That's good.
Aldrin: 40 feet, down 2 1/2. Picking up some dust.
Aldrin: 30 feet, 2 1/2 down. [Garbled] shadow.
Aldrin: 4 forward. 4 forward. Drifting to the right a little. 20 feet,
down a half.
Duke: 30 seconds.
Aldrin: Drifting forward just a little bit; that's good.
Aldrin: Contact Light.
Armstrong: Shutdown.
Aldrin: Okay. Engine Stop.
Aldrin: ACA out of Detent.
Armstrong: Out of Detent. Auto.
Aldrin: Mode Control, both Auto. Descent Engine Command Override, Off.
Engine Arm, Off. 413 is in.
Duke: We copy you down, Eagle.
Armstrong: Engine arm is off.
Armstrong: Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed.
Duke: Roger, Twan...[correcting himself] Tranquility. We copy you on
the ground. You got a bunch of guys about to turn blue.
We're breathing again. Thanks a lot.
Aldrin: Thank you.v5.21.1 - Robert Jordan, "The Crossroads of Twilights", Book 10 of "The Wheel of Time"
Announced on 2014-06-20 by Matthew Horsfall
We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
-- Anonymous fragment of a poem believed
written near the end of the previous Age,
known by some as the Third Age.
Sometimes attributed to the Dragon
Reborn.v5.21.0 - Friedrich von Schiller, "The Song of the Bell"
Announced on 2014-05-27 by Ricardo Signes
Walled in fast within the earth
Stands the form burnt out of clay.
This must be the bell’s great birth!
Fellows, lend a hand to-day.
Sweat must trickle now
From the burning brow,
Till the work its master honour.
Blessing comes from Heaven’s Donor.v5.20.3 - Elias Lönnrot, trans. Keith Bosley, "The Kalevala", Canto 42: Stealing the Sampo
Announced on 2015-09-12 by Steve Hay
Steady old Väinämöinen
uttered a word and spoke thus:
'No lilting on the waters
and no singing on the waves!
Song keeps you lazy
tales delay rowing.
Precious day would pass and night
would overtake us midway
on these wide waters
upon these vast waves.'
The wanton Lemminkäinen
uttered a word and spoke thus:
'The time will pass anyway
the fair day will flee
and the night will come panting
and the twilight will steal in
if you don't sing while you live
nor hum in this world.'v5.20.3-RC2 - Anon., trans. Malcolm C. Lyons, "The Story of Abu Muhammad the Idle and the Marvels He Encountered with the Ape As Well As the Marvels of the Seas and Islands", from "Tales of the Marvellous and News of the Strange"
Announced on 2015-08-29 by Steve Hay
'I fled from Basra, sad and tearful, with no idea where I was going, and I was reciting these lines:
The pain of parting makes me melt away,
As lovers do when those they love are harsh.
I wonder at the patience that I showed
When I had lost my love, for that was wonderful.
Beloved, do you know that since you left,
I have remained confused in misery.I then heard a voice that said: "Damn you, have you no fear of Almighty God that you hand over a girl to an unbelieving 'ifrit?" I walked for a time amongst the palm-trees until I caught sight of a person, whom I approached. When I asked him who he was he said: "I am one of the jinn who were converted to Islam at the hands of 'Ali ibn Abi Talib, may God ennoble him." "How can I get to my wife?" I asked him, and he said: "Wretched fellow, you had a bird which you allowed to fly away and now you want to fly after it." But he added: "Follow this road with God's blessing all night until dawn and then by the shore you will see a huge cave in which there is an idol made of white stone. You must drink of the water that there is coming out of the cave and smear your face with its mud. Stay there and a barge will pass you as you stand opposite the statue. Various different creatures will emerge, heads without bodies and bodies without heads, and they will prostrate themselves in adoration to the idol rather than to Almighty God. When you see that, embark on the barge and cross to the other bank and walk along it until sunset. On a high point you will see a castle built of bricks of gold and silver. That is where your 'ifrit will be. I have now told you about this, so goodbye."
v5.20.3-RC1 - Anon., trans. Malcolm C. Lyons, "The Story of Abu Muhammad the Idle and the Marvels He Encountered with the Ape As Well As the Marvels of the Seas and Islands", from "Tales of the Marvellous and News of the Strange"
Announced on 2015-08-22 by Steve Hay
'On the night of the wedding the ape came to sit in front of me and asked me what I intended to do. "Whatever you tell me," I replied, and he said: "Take care not to covet the girl, or I shall come back and burn you up and leave you as a lesson for those who can learn." I agreed to this and when evening came I found the world full of candles and torches burning in holders of gold and silver. There were servants and serving girls, and everyone who saw me congratulated me on my good fortune, as there was no girl on the face of the earth more beautiful than my bride. [...] 'Next morning I went out to the market, and people went in and asked her how the night had been. "He never looked up at me," she told them. Then, when it was afternoon, I went to my house, where the ape was sitting by the door. "Tell me what you did," it said, and I told it: "By God, I did not learn and do not know whether this was a man or a girl." "That's what I want," it said. [...] 'On the second night my bride was brought to me, after which the servants left her and went away. She fell asleep, and, while she was sleeping, I killed the cock, wrapped it in the cloth and put the four poles from the couch over it. Suddenly there was a huge crash like a peal of thunder and a fiery 'ifrit swooped on the girl. I fainted at the sight and when I recovered I heard a voice saying: "By the Lord of the Ka'ba, the girl has been carried off!" and there was a sound like the rustling of wind and bitter weeping. At this I shed tears, struck my head and was filled with regret when it was no longer of any use, for to me the whole world was worth no more than a bean.
v5.20.2 - Jonathan "Jonti" Picking, "Magical Trevor"
Announced on 2015-02-14 by Steve Hay
Everyone loves Magical Trevor,
'Cos the tricks that he does are ever so clever;
Look at him now, disappearin' the cow,
Where is the cow hidden right now?
Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor,
Everybody's seen that the trick is clever;
Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip!
It's made of magic, and with a little flip--
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back;
Back, back, back from his magical journey,
Yeah!
What did he see in the parallel dimension?
He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans;
Oh, beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans,
Yeah, yeah!v5.20.2-RC1 - Jonathan "Jonti" Picking, "Scampi"
Announced on 2015-02-01 by Steve Hay
I've seen things,
I've seen them with my eyes;
I've seen things,
They're often in disguise.
Like carrots, handbags, cheese, toilets,
Russians, planets, hamsters, weddings,
Poets, Stalin, Kuala Lumpur!
Pygmies, budgies, Kuala Lumpur!
I've seen things,
I've seen them with my eyes;
I've seen things,
They're often in disguise.
Like carrots, handbags, cheese...v5.20.1 - Lorenzo da Ponte, trans. Diana Reed, "Così fan tutte"
Announced on 2014-09-14 by Steve Hay
DORABELLA (as if waking from a daze): Where are they?
DON ALFONSO: They've gone.
FIORDILIGI: Oh, the cruel bitterness of parting!
DON ALFONSO:
Take heart, my dearest children.
Look, in the distance, your lovers are waving to you.
FIORDILIGI: Bon voyage, my darling!
DORABELLA: Bon voyage!
FIORDILIGI:
O heavens! How swiftly the ship is sailing away!
It is disappearing already!
It is no longer in sight!
Oh, may heaven grant it a prosperous voyage!
DORABELLA: May good luck attend it to the battlefield!
DON ALFONSO: And may your sweethearts and my friends be safe!
FIORDILIGI, DORABELLA, DON ALFONSO:
May the wind be gentle,
may the sea be calm,
and may the elements
respond kindly
to our wishes.v5.20.1-RC2 - Lorenzo da Ponte, trans. William Weaver, "Così fan tutte"
Announced on 2014-09-07 by Steve Hay
GUGLIELMO:
Oh God, I feel that this foot of mine
is reluctant to come before her.
FERRANDO:
My trembling lip
can utter no word.
DON ALFONSO:
The hero displays his manliness
in the most terrible moments.
FIORDILIGI, DORABELLA:
Now that we have heard the news,
you have the lesser duty:
Take heart, and plunge your swords
into both our hearts.
FERRANDO, GUGLIELMO:
My idol, blame fate
that I must abandon you.
DORABELLA: Ah no, you shall not leave...
FIORDILIGI: No, cruel one, you shall not go...
DORABELLA: First I want to tear out my heart.
FIORDILIGI: First I want to die at your feet.
FERRANDO (softly to Don Alfonso): What do you say to that?
GUGLIELMO (softly to Don Alfonso): You realise?
DON ALFONSO (softly): Steady, friend, finem lauda.
ALL:
Thus destiny defrauds
the hopes of mortals.
Ah, among so many misfortunes,
who can ever love life?v5.20.1-RC1 - Lorenzo da Ponte, trans. William Weaver, "Così fan tutte"
Announced on 2014-08-25 by Steve Hay
DON ALFONSO:
I'd like to speak, but I haven't the heart:
my lip stammers.
My voice cannot emerge,
but remains in my throat.
What will you do? What shall I do?
Oh what a great catastrophe!
There can be nothing worse.
I feel pity for you and for them.
FIORDILIGI: Heavens! For mercy's sake, Signor Alfonso, don't make us
die.
DON ALFONSO: My children, you must arm yourselves with constancy.
DORABELLA: Ye Gods! What evil has occurred? What horrible event? Is my
love dead, perhaps?
FIORDILIGI: Is mine dead?
DON ALFONSO: They are not dead, but they are not far from it.
DORABELLA: Wounded?
DON ALFONSO: No.
FIORDILIGI: Ill?
DON ALFONSO: Nor that.
FIORDILIGI: What, then?
DON ALFONSO: A royal command summons them to the field of battle.
FIORDILIGI, DORABELLA: Alas, what do I hear? And they will leave?
DON ALFONSO: Immediately.
DORABELLA: And there is no way of preventing it?
DON ALFONSO: There is none.
FIORDILIGI: And not even a single farewell...
DON ALFONSO: The unhappy men haven't the courage to see you; but if
you wish it, they are ready...
DORABELLA: Where are they?
DON ALFONSO: Come in, friends.v5.20.0 - William Shakespeare, Sonnet 18
Announced on 2014-05-27 by Ricardo Signes
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.v5.20.0-RC1 - Lindsey Buckingham, "Second Hand News"
Announced on 2014-05-17 by Ricardo Signes
When times go bad
when times go rough
Won't you lay me down in tall grass
And let me do my stuffv5.19.11 - Isidore-Lucien Ducasse [as "Comte de Lautréamont"], trans. Paul Knight, "Les Chants de Maldoror"
Announced on 2014-04-20 by Steve Hay
O rigorous mathematics, I have not forgotten you since your wise lessons, sweeter than honey, filtered into my heart like a refreshing wave. Instinctively, from the cradle, I had longed to drink from your source, older than the sun, and I continue to tread the sacred sanctuary of your solemn temple, I, the most faithful of your devotees. There was a vagueness in my mind, something thick as smoke; but I managed to mount the steps which lead to your altar, and you drove away this dark veil, as the wind blows the draught-board. You replaced it with excessive coldness, consummate prudence and implacable logic. With the aid of your fortifying milk, my intellect developed rapidly and took on immense proportions amid the ravishing lucidity which you bestow as a gift on all those who sincerely love you. Arithmetic! Algebra! Geometry! Awe-inspiring trinity! Luminous triangle! He who has not known you is a fool!
v5.19.10 - John Chadwick, "The Decipherment of Linear B"
Announced on 2014-03-20 by Aaron Crane
The urge to discover secrets is deeply ingrained in human nature; even the least curious mind is roused by the promise of sharing knowledge withheld from others. Some are fortunate enough to find a job which consists in the solution of mysteries, whether it be the physicist who tracks down a hitherto unknown nuclear particle or the policeman who detects a criminal. But most of us are driven to sublimate this urge by the solving of artificial puzzles devised for our entertainment.
v5.19.9 - R. A. MacAvoy, "Tea with the Black Dragon"
Announced on 2014-02-20 by Tony Cook
Old hands. The smell of rain--the smell of Ch'an. Quiet words in rough Cantonese. "I am not to be your master. Your master has to be stronger than you are--has to tell you you are a fool and make you know it. And make you feel content in being a fool. How could I do that for you? I'm old. You are too strong for me; you are full of chi." The old man has paused then, huddled against the wind while clouds thickened above them.
"I will tell you this, Long," he continued, "Before you find yourself you will lose your chi. Also you will leave behind you all pride of body, pride of mind. You will be reduced. Like me." The old man closed his eyes, and rain began to beat against his gray, crew-cut hair. He pulled his coat closer. Suddenly his eyes snapped open and he looked Long in the face.
"You must leave China. Go across the ocean. There you will meet your master." He set down his teacup with a palsied hand. His voice rose, grew fierce.
"I tell you this, most honored and impressive visitor. You are a fool, yes, but you will find the very thing you seek. You will find truth!"
v5.19.8 - Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"
Announced on 2014-01-20 by Ricardo Signes
“I used to get a big kick out of saving people’s lives. Now I wonder what the hell’s the point, since they all have to die anyway.”
“Oh, there’s a point, all right,” Dunbar assured him.
“Is there? What is the point?”
“The point is to keep them from dying for as long as you can.”
“Yeah, but what’s the point, since they all have to die anyway?”
“The trick is not to think about that.”
“Never mind the trick. What the hell’s the point?”
Dunbar pondered in silence for a few moments. “Who the hell knows?”
v5.19.7 - Kurt Vonnegut, "Slaughterhouse-Five"
Announced on 2013-12-20 by Abigail
And somewhere in there was springtime. The corpse mines were closed down. The soldiers all left to fight the Russians. In the suburbs, the women and children dug rifle pits. Billy and the rest of his group were locked up in the stable in the suburbs. And then, one morning, they got up to discover that the door was unlocked. World War Two in Europe was over.
Billy and the rest wandered out onto the shady street. The trees were leafing out. There was nothing going on out there, no traffic of any kind. There was only one vehicle, an abandoned wagon drawn by two horses. The wagon was green and coffin-shaped.
Birds were talking.
One bird said to Billy Pilgrim, "Pee-tee-weet?"
v5.19.6 - Monty Python's Flying Circus, "Spam"
Announced on 2013-11-20 by Chris 'BinGOs' Williams
Interior: cheap cafe. All the customers are Vikings. Mr and Mrs Bun enter downwards (on wires).
Mr. Bun: Morning.
Waitress: Morning.
Mr. Bun: What have you got, then?
Waitress: Well there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam;
egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam;
spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam;
or lobster thermidor aux crevettes, with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried
egg on top and spam
Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without spam in it?
Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got MUCH spam in it.
Mrs. Bun: I don't want ANY spam.
Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?
Mrs. Bun: That's got spam in it!
Mr. Bun: Not as much as spam, egg, sausage and spam.
Mrs. Bun: Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage, without the spam.
Waitress: Uuuuuuggggh!
Mrs. Bun: What d'you mean, uugggh! I don't like spam.
Vikings: (singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ... spam, spam, spam, spam ... lovely spam, wonderful spam ...
(Brief shot of a Viking ship)
Waitress: Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Mrs. Bun: Why not?
Waitress: No, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, spam and sausage, would it?
Mrs. Bun: I don't like spam!v5.19.5 - Charles Baudelaire, trans. James McGowan, "The Flowers of Evil", 51. The Cat
Announced on 2013-10-20 by Steve Hay
I
A cat is strolling through my mind
Acting as though he owned the place,
A lovely cat -- strong, charming, sweet.
When he meows, one scarcely hears,
So tender and discreet his tone;
But whether he should growl or purr
His voice is always rich and deep.
That is the secret of his charm.
This purling voice that filters down
Into my darkest depths of soul
Fulfils me like a balanced verse,
Delights me as a potion would.
It puts to sleep the cruellest ills
And keeps a rein on ecstasies --
Without the need for any words
It can pronounce the longest phrase.
Oh no, there is no bow that draws
Across my heart, fine instrument,
And makes to sing so royally
The strongest and the purest chord,
More than your voice, mysterious cat,
Exotic cat, seraphic cat,
In whom all is, angelically,
As subtle as harmonious.
II
From his soft fur, golden and brown,
Goes out so sweet a scent, one night
I might have been embalmed in it
By giving him one little pet.
He is my household's guardian soul;
He judges, he presides, inspires
All matters in hos royal realm;
Might he be fairy? or a god?
When my eyes, to this cat I love
Drawn as by a magnet's force,
Turn tamely back from that appeal,
And when I look within myself,
I notice with astonishment
The fire of his opal eyes,
Clear beacons glowing, living jewels,
Taking my measure, steadily.v5.19.4 - Washington Irving, "The Widow and Her Son"
Announced on 2013-09-20 by Steve Hay
There is something in sickness that breaks down the pride of manhood; that softens the heart and brings it back to the feelings of infancy. Who that has languished, even in advanced life, in sickness and despondency — who that has pined on a weary bed in the neglect and loneliness of a foreign land — but has thought on the mother "that looked on his childhood," that smoothed his pillow and administered to his helplessness. — Oh! there is an enduring tenderness in the love of a mother to her son that transcends all other affections of the heart. It is neither to be chilled by selfishness — nor daunted by danger — nor weakened by worthlessness — nor stifled by ingratitude. She will sacrifice every comfort to his convenience — she will surrender every pleasure to his enjoyment — she will glory in his fame and exult in his prosperity. And if misfortune overtake him he will be the dearer to her from misfortune — and if disgrace settle upon his name, she will still love and cherish him in spite of his disgrace — and if all the world beside cast him off, she will be all the world to him.
v5.19.3 - Andrew Hodges, "Alan Turing: The Enigma"
Announced on 2013-08-20 by Steve Hay
E.M. Forster, outdoing the King's heresy with grand bravura, had written in 1938 that if he were faced with the choice between betraying his country and betraying his friends, he hoped he would have the courage to betray his country. He would always put the personal above the political. But for Alan Turing, unlike Forster, or Wittgenstein, or G.H. Hardy, it was more than a theoretical question. For him not only had the personal become the political, but the political was the personal. He had chosen and promised for himself in working for the government. The choice for him therefore was that between betraying one part of himself and betraying another part. And however much he wavered between these alternatives, there was a solid logic to the mind of security, one that could not be expected to take an interest in notions of freedom and development. He had no rights to such things, as he would have had to admit. He might have outwitted the Home Guard, but when it came to questions that mattered, there was no doubt that he had placed himself under military law. There was a war on; there was always a war on now.
v5.19.2 - Fred Brooks, "The Mythical Man-Month"
Announced on 2013-07-22 by Aristotle Pagaltzis
The magic of myth and legend has come true in our time. One types the correct incantation on a keyboard, and a display screen comes to life, showing things that never were nor could be. [...] Not all is delight, however [...] One must perform perfectly. The computer resembles the magic of legend in this respect, too. If one character, one pause, of the incantation is not strictly in proper form, the magic doesn't work.
v5.19.1 - William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
Announced on 2013-06-21 by David Golden
Over hill, over dale,
Thorough bush, thorough briar,
Over park, over pale,
Thorough flood, thorough fire,
I do wander everywhere,
Swifter than the moon's sphere;
And I serve the fairy queen,
To dew her orbs upon the green.
The cowslips tall her pensioners be;
In their gold coats, spots you see;
Those be rubies, fairy favours,
In their freckles live our savours.
I must go seek some dew-drops here,
And hang a perl in every cowslip's ear.
Farewell, thou lob of spirits, I'll be gone;
My queen and all her elves come here anon!v5.19.0 - Batman, of the Joker, in "The Dark Knight Returns"
Announced on 2013-05-20 by Ricardo Signes
From the beginning, I knew…
…that there was nothing wrong with you…
…that I can't fix…
…with my hands…v5.18.4 - Robert W. Chambers, Cassilda's Song in "The King in Yellow," Act I, Scene 2
Announced on 2014-10-01 by Ricardo Signes
Along the shore the cloud waves break,
The twin suns sink beneath the lake,
The shadows lengthen
In Carcosa.
Strange is the night where black stars rise,
And strange moons circle through the skies
But stranger still is
Lost Carcosa.
Songs that the Hyades shall sing,
Where flap the tatters of the King,
Must die unheard in
Dim Carcosa.
Song of my soul, my voice is dead;
Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
Lost Carcosa.v5.18.3 - (no epigraph)
(no epigraph)
v5.18.3-RC2 - Robert W. Chambers, "The King in Yellow", Act I, Scene 2
Announced on 2014-09-27 by Ricardo Signes
"Ah! I see it now!" I shrieked. "You have seized the throne and the empire. Woe! woe to you who are crowned with the crown of the King in Yellow!"
v5.18.3-RC1 - Robert W. Chambers, "The King in Yellow", Act I, Scene 2
Announced on 2014-09-17 by Ricardo Signes
CAMILLA: You, sir, should unmask.
STRANGER: Indeed?
CASSILDA: Indeed it's time. We all have laid aside disguise but you.
STRANGER: I wear no mask.
CAMILLA: (Terrified, aside to Cassilda.) No mask? No mask!v5.18.2 - Miss Manners
Announced on 2014-01-06 by Ricardo Signes
One of the major mistakes people make is that they think manners are only the expression of happy ideas. There's a whole range of behavior that can be expressed in a mannerly way. That's what civilization is all about – doing it in a mannerly and not an antagonistic way. One of the places we went wrong was the naturalistic Rousseauean movement of the Sixties in which people said, "Why can't you just say what's on your mind?" In civilization there have to be some restraints. If we followed every impulse, we'd be killing one another.
v5.18.1 - Chuck Moore
Announced on 2013-08-12 by Ricardo Signes
The operating system is another concept that is curious. Operating systems are dauntingly complex and totally unnecessary. It’s a brilliant thing that Bill Gates has done in selling the world on the notion of operating systems. It’s probably the greatest con game the world has ever seen.
An operating system does absolutely nothing for you. As long as you had something — a subroutine called disk driver, a subroutine called some kind of communication support, in the modern world, it doesn’t do anything else. In fact, Windows spends a lot of time with overlays and disk management all stuff like that which are irrelevant. You’ve got gigabyte disks; you’ve got megabyte RAMs. The world has changed in a way that renders the operating system unnecessary.
v5.18.1-RC1 - Chuck Moore
Announced on 2013-08-02 by Ricardo Signes
Compilers are probably the worst code ever written. They are written by someone who has never written a compiler before and will never do so again. The more elaborate the language, the more complex, bug-ridden, and unusable is the compiler. But a simple compiler for a simple language is an essential tool—if only for documentation.
v5.18.0 - Yevgeny Zamyatin
Announced on 2013-05-18 by Ricardo Signes
It is an error to divide people into the living and the dead: there are people who are dead-alive, and people who are alive-alive. The dead-alive also write, walk, speak, act. But they make no mistakes; only machines make no mistakes, and they produce only dead things. The alive-alive are constantly in error, in search, in questions, in torment.
v5.18.0-RC4 - Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"
Announced on 2013-05-16 by Ricardo Signes
Clevinger was dead. That was the basic flaw in his philosophy.
v5.18.0-RC3 - Tom Waits, "The Ocean Doesn't Want Me"
Announced on 2013-05-14 by Ricardo Signes
I'd love to go drowning
And to stay and to stay
But the ocean doesn't want me today
I'll go in up to here
It can't possibly hurt
All they will find is my beer
And my shirtv5.18.0-RC2 - Tom Waits, "Earth Died Screaming"
Announced on 2013-05-12 by Ricardo Signes
And the great day of wrath has come
And here's mud in your big red eye
The poker's in the fire
And the locusts take the sky
And the earth died screaming
While I lay dreaming of youv5.18.0-RC1 - Tom Waits, "What's He Building in There?"
Announced on 2013-05-11 by Ricardo Signes
What's he building in there?
We have a right to know…v5.17.11 - Nigel Tufnel in "This is Spın̈al Tap"
Announced on 2013-04-20 by Ricardo Signes
It's very special because, if you can see, the numbers all go to… eleven! Look, right across the board: eleven, eleven, eleven, eleven!
v5.17.10 - Vernor Vinge, "A Fire Upon The Deep"
Announced on 2013-03-23 by Max Maischein
The archive informed the automation. Data structures were built, recipes followed. A local network was built, faster than anything on Straum, but surely safe. Nodes were added, modified by other recipes. The archive was a friendly place, with hierarchies of translation keys that led them along. Straum itself would be famous for this.
Six months passed. A year.
The omniscient view. Not self-aware really. Self-awareness is much over-rated. Most automation works far better as a part of a whole, and even if human- powerful, it does not need to self-know.
v5.17.9 - Douglas Adams, "The Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy"
Announced on 2013-02-20 by Chris 'BinGOs' Williams
Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem 'Ode To A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning' four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos is reported to have been 'disappointed' by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his twelve-book epic entitled 'My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles' when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life and civilisation, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain.
The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England, in the destruction of the planet Earth.
v5.17.8 - Iain Pears, "An Instance of the Fingerpost"
Announced on 2013-01-20 by Aaron Crane
I must here declare myself as someone who does not for a moment subscribe to the general view that a willingness to perform oneself is detrimental to the dignity of experimental philosophy. There is, after all, a clear distinction between labour carried out for financial reward, and that done for the improvement of mankind: to put it another way, Lower as a philosopher was fully my equal even if he fell away when he became the practising physician. I think ridiculous of certain professors of anatomy, who find it beneath them to pick up the knife themselves, but merely comment while hired hands do the cutting. Sylvius would never have dreamt of sitting on a dais reading from an authority while others cut — when he taught, the knife was in his hand and the blood spattered his coat. Boyle also did not scruple to perform his own experiments and, on one occasion in my presence, even showed himself willing to anatomise a rat with his very own hands. Nor was he less a gentleman when he had finished. Indeed, in my opinion, his stature was all the greater, for in Boyle wealth, humility and curiosity mingled, and the world is richer for it.
v5.17.7 - R. Scott Bakker, "The Darkness That Comes Before"
Announced on 2012-12-18 by Dave Rolsky
No thought.
The boy extinguished. Only a place.
This place.
Motionless, the Pragma sat facing him, the bare soles of his feet flat against each other, his dark frock scored by the shadows of deep folds, his eyes as empty as the child they watched.
A place without breath or sound. A place of sight alone. A place without before or after . . . almost.
For the first lances of sunlight careered over the glacier, as ponderous as great tree limbs in the wind. Shadows hardened and light gleamed across the Pragma’s ancient skull.
The old man’s left hand forsook his right sleeve, bearing a watery knife. And like a rope in water, his arm pitched outward, fingertips trailing across the blade as the knife swung languidly into the air, the sun skating and the dark shrine plunging across its mirror back . . .
And the place where Kellhus had once existed extended an open hand—the blond hairs like luminous filaments against tanned skin—and grasped the knife from stunned space.
The slap of pommel against palm triggered the collapse of place into little boy. The pale stench of his body. Breath, sound, and lurching thoughts.
I have been legion . . .
In his periphery, he could see the spike of the sun ease from the mountain. He felt drunk with exhaustion. In the recoil of his trance, it seemed all he could hear were the twigs arching and bobbing in the wind, pulled by leaves like a million sails no bigger than his hand. Cause everywhere, but amid countless minute happenings—diffuse, useless.
Now I understand.
v5.17.6 - Kurt Vonnegut, "The Sirens of Titan"
Announced on 2012-11-20 by Ricardo Signes
Beatrice, looking like a gypsy queen, smoldered at the foot of a statue of a young physical student. At first glance, the laboratory-gowned scientist seemed to be a perfect servant of nothing but truth. At first glance, one was convinced that nothing but truth could please him as he beamed at his test tube. At first glance, one thought that he was as much above the beastly concerns of mankind as the harmoniums in the caves of Mercury. There, at first glance, was a young man without vanity, without lust — and one accepted at its face value the title Salo had engraved on the statue, "Discovery of Atomic Power."
v5.17.5 - Charles Stross, "Singularity Sky"
Announced on 2012-10-20 by Florian Ragwitz
Neither of them noticed the pair of polka-dotted knickers hiding behind the ventilation duct overhead, listening patiently and recording everything.
v5.17.4 - Roald Dahl, "Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf"
Announced on 2012-09-19 by Florian Ragwitz
The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She aims it at the creature's head,
And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.
A few weeks later, in the wood,
I came across Miss Riding Hood.
But what a change! No cloak of red,
No silly hood upon her head.
She said, "Hello, and do please note
My lovely furry wolfskin coat."v5.17.3 - Kris Ta-belle, "Smoked Perl Onion Soup"
Announced on 2012-08-20 by Steve Hay
Preparation:
Cut 16 Perl Onions into quarters and put them in a grill smoker rack or a perforated pan over a BBQ using hickory wood chips or Special Blend Smoker Bisquettes. Smoke them for an hour and remove once they look golden brown. Let them cool and put them in the fridge (or freezer) until you are ready to create the soup.
Ingredients:
16 diced, pre-smoked, Perl Onions
3 tbsp butter
1/4 cup olive oil
2 small garlic cloves, finely minced
1 tsp salt
1 tsp sugar
black pepper to taste
1 cup red wine
1/4 cup all purpose flour
6 cups of beef or vegetable stock
1 cup of thick cream (milk can be used as a substitute)Method:
Melt the butter in a pan and then add olive oil.
Heat and add the onions to caramelize over a medium-high heat for up
to half an hour.
Add the garlic, turn down the heat and cook for a further 5 minutes.
Add the salt, pepper and sugar.
Now add the red wine and reduce to a jam like consistency.
Add the flour, stir well and add the stock a cup at a time.
Simmer for 30 minutes, add the cream and heat to almost boiling.Enjoy.
v5.17.2 - Terry Pratchet, "The Colour of Magic"
Announced on 2012-07-21 by TonyC
‘I knew it,’ said Rincewind. ‘We're in a strong magical field.’
Twoflower and Hrun looked around the little hollow where they had made their noonday halt. Then they looked at each other.
The horses were quietly cropping the rich grass by the stream. Yellow butterflies skittered among the bushes. There was a smell of thyme and a buzzing of bees. The wild pigs on the spit sizzled gently.
Hrun shrugged and went back to oiling his biceps. They gleamed.
‘Looks alright to me,’ he said.
‘Try tossing a coin,’ said Rincewind.
‘What?’
‘Go on. Toss a coin.’
‘Hokay,’ said Hrun. 'If that gives you any pleasure.’ He reached into his pouch and withdrew a handful of loose change plundered from a dozen realms. With some care he selected a Zchloty leaden quarter-iotum and balanced it on a purple thumbnail.
‘You call,’ he said. ‘Heads or—’ he inspected the obverse with an air of intense concentration, ‘some sort of a fish with legs.’
‘When it's in the air,’ said Rincewind. Hrun grinned and flicked his thumb.
The iotum rose, spinning.
‘Edge,’ said Rincewind, without looking at it.
v5.17.1 - Rand Miller, "Myst: The Book of Ti'ana"
Announced on 2012-06-20 by doy
On their return from Ko'ah, Aitrus had shown her the Book, patiently taking her through page after page, and showing her how such an Age was "made." She had seen at once the differences between this archaic form and the ordinary written speech of the D'ni, noting how it was not merely more elaborate but more specific: a language of precise yet subtle descriptive power. Yet seeing was one thing, believing another. Given all the evidence, her rational mind still fought against accepting it.
v5.17.0 - Charles Stross, "Singularity Sky"
Announced on 2012-05-26 by Zefram
`Welcome, comrades!' Burya opened his arms toward the soldier. `Yes it is true! With help from our allies of the Festival, the iron hand of the reactionary junta is about to be overthrown for all time! The new economy is being born; the marginal cost of production has been abolished, and from now on, if any item is produced once, it can be replicated infinitely. From each according to his imagination, to each according to his needs! Join us or better still, bring your fellow soldiers and workers to join us!'
There was a sharp bang from the roof of the Corn Exchange, right at the climax of his impromptu speech; heads turned in alarm. Something had broken inside the spork factory and a stream of rainbow-hued plastic implements fountained toward the sky and clattered to the cobblestones on every side, like a harbinger of the postindustrial society to come. Workers and peasants alike stared in open-mouthed bewilderment at this astounding display of productivity, then bent to scrabble in the muck for the brightly colored sporks of revolution. A volley of shots rang out and Burya Rubenstein raised his hands, grinning wildly, to accept the salute of the soldiers from the Skull Hill garrison.
v5.16.3 - Devo, "Freedom of Choice"
Announced on 2013-03-11 by Ricardo Signes
A victim of collision on the open sea
Nobody ever said that life was free
Sink, swim, go down with the ship
But use your freedom of choicev5.16.2 - Stanislaw Lem, "The Cyberiad", Trurl's Machine
Announced on 2012-11-01 by Ricardo Signes
Once upon a time Trurl the constructor built an eight-story thinking machine. When it was finished, he gave it a coat of white paint, trimmed the edges in lavender, stepped back, squinted, then added a little curlicue on the front and, where one might imagine the forehead to be, a few pale orange polkadots. Extremely pleased with himself, he whistled an air and, as is always done on such occasions, asked it the ritual question of how much is two plus two.
The machine stirred. Its tubes began to glow, its coils warmed up, current coursed through all its circuits like a waterfall, transformers hummed and throbbed, there was a clanging, and a chugging, and such an ungodly racket that Trurl began to think of adding a special mentation muffler. Meanwhile the machine labored on, as if it had been given the most difficult problem in the Universe to solve; the ground shook, the sand slid underfoot from the vibration, valves popped like champagne corks, the relays nearly gave way under the strain. At last, when Trurl had grown extremely impatient, the machine ground to a halt and said in a voice like thunder: SEVEN!
v5.16.1 - Emerald Rose, "Never Split The Party"
Announced on 2012-08-08 by Ricardo Signes
Don't you know? You never split the party
Clerics in the back to keep those fighters hale and hearty
The wizard in the middle, where he can shed some light
And you never let that damn thief out of sight…v5.16.1-RC1 - Tom Moldvay, Foreward to the "Dungeons & Dragons Basic Rulebook"
Announced on 2012-08-03 by Ricardo Signes
I was busy rescuing the captured maiden when the dragon showed up. Fifty feed of scaled terror glared down at us with smoldering red eyes. Tendrils of smoke drifted out from between fangs larger than daggers. The dragon blocked the only exit from the cave.
⋮
I unwrapped the sword which the mysterious cleric had given me. The sword was golden-tinted steel. Its hilt was set with a rainbow collection of precious gems. I shouted my battle cry and charged
My charge caught the dragon by surprise. Its titanic jaws snapped shut inches from my face. I swung the golden sword with both arms. The swordblade bit into the dragon's neck and continued through to the other side. With an earth-shaking crash, the dragon dropped dead at my feet. The magic sword had saved my life and ended the reign of the dragon-tyrant. The countryside was freed and I could return as a hero.
v5.16.0 - W.H. Auden, "September 1, 1939"
Announced on 2012-05-20 by Ricardo Signes
All I have is a voice
To undo the folded lie,
The romantic lie in the brain
Of the sensual man-in-the-street
And the lie of Authority
Whose buildings grope the sky:
There is no such thing as the State
And no one exists alone;
Hunger allows no choice
To the citizen or the police;
We must love one another or die.v5.15.9 - Bob Dylan, "Blowin' In The Wind"
Announced on 2012-03-20 by Abigail
How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, 'n' how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannonballs fly
Before they're forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind
How many years can a mountain exist
Before it's washed to the sea?
Yes, 'n' how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free?
Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head
Pretending he just doesn't see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind
How many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky?
Yes, 'n' how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
Yes, 'n' how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the windv5.15.8 - The KLF, "The Manual-How To Have A Number One The Easy Way"
Announced on 2012-02-20 by Max Maischein
"Doctor Who, hey Doctor Who
Doctor Who, in the Tardis
Doctor Who, hey Doctor Who
Doctor Who, Doc, Doctor Who
Doctor Who, Doc, Doctor Who"Gibberish of course, but every lad in the country under a certain age related instinctively to what it was about. The ones slightly older needed a couple of pints inside them to clear away the mind debris left by the passing years before it made sense. As for girls and our chorus, we think they must have seen it as pure crap. A fact that must have limited to zero our chances of staying at The Top for more than one week.
Stock, Aitkin and Waterman, however, are kings of writing chorus lyrics that go straight to the emotional heart of the 7" single buying girls in this country. Their most successful records will kick into the chorus with a line which encapsulates the entire emotional meaning of the song. This will obviously be used as the title. As soon as Rick Astley hit the first line of the chorus on his debut single it was all over - the Number One position was guaranteed:
"I'm never going to give you up"v5.15.7 - Penelope Lively, "The Voyage of QV66"
Announced on 2012-01-20 by Chris 'BinGOs' Williams
"Laboratories," announced Henry. "Kindly don't touch anything."
He led us into a long low brick shed. Outside there was a notice on a piece of board, crudely printed in red paint, which said GRATE SIENCE DISCOVERYS DONE HERE SSSH! BRING YOUR OWN BUKKIT NO PINCHING ANYWUN ELSE'S EXPERRYMENTS CANTEEN OPEN ALL DAY CHIMPS ONLY.
There were a lot of large black monkeys inside, all intently busy on what they were doing. Some of them were pouring stuff out of bottles into buckets and carefully stirring the ensuing mixture; others were at work with glass tubes and jars, blowing and measuring and mixing; others were crouched over long benches with tools and heaps of bits and pieces of metal, cutting and bending and constructing. There was a great deal of noise and chatter. Every now and then one of them would give a whoop of excitement and all the others would gather round and jump up and down cheering and applauding.
"Chimps," said Henry. "They're awfully clever."
v5.15.6 - Ursula K. Leguin, "A Wizard of Earthsea"
Announced on 2011-12-20 by Dave Rolsky
Ged had thought that as the prentice of a great mage he would enter at once into the mystery and mastery of power. He would understand the language of the beasts and the speech of the leaves of the forest, he thought, and sway the winds with his word, and learn to change himself into any shape he wished. Maybe he and his master would run together as stags, or fly to Re Albi over the mountain on the wings of eagles.
But it was not so at all. They wandered, first down into the Vale and then gradually south and westward around the mountain, given lodging in little villages or spending the night out in the wilderness, like poor journeyman-sorcerers, or tinkers, or beggars. They entered no mysterious domain. Nothing happened. The mage's oaken staff that Ged had watched at first with eager dread was nothing but a stout staff to walk with. Three days went by and four days went by and still Ogion had not spoken a single charm in Ged's hearing, and had not taught him a single name or rune or spell.
v5.15.5 - Nikolai Gogol, trans. Richard Pevear and Larissa Volokhonsky, "The Diary of a Madman"
Announced on 2011-11-20 by Steve Hay
This day - is a day of the greatest solemnity! Spain has a king. He has been found. I am that king. Only this very day did I learn of it. I confess, it came to me suddenly in a flash of lightning. I don't understand how I could have thought and imagined that I was a titular councillor. How could such a wild notion enter my head? It's a good thing no one thought of putting me in an insane asylum. Now everything is laid open before me. Now I see everything as on the palm of my hand. And before, I don't understand, before everything around me was in some sort of fog. And all this happens, I think, because people imagine that the human brain is in the head. Not at all: it is brought by a wind from the direction of the Caspian Sea. First off, I announced to Mavra who I am. When she heard that the king of Spain was standing before her, she clasped her hands and nearly died of fright. The stupid woman had never seen a king of Spain before. However, I endeavoured to calm her down and assured her in gracious words of my benevolence and that I was not at all angry that she sometimes polished my boots poorly. They're benighted folk. It's impossible to tell them about lofty matters. She got frightened because she's convinced that all kings of Spain are like Philip II. But I explained to her that there was no resemblance between me and Philip II, and that I didn't have a single Capuchin . . . I didn't go to the office . . . To hell with it! No friends, you won't lure me there now; I'm not going to copy your vile papers!
v5.15.4 - Steve Jobs
Announced on 2011-10-20 by Florian Ragwitz
A lot of people in our industry haven't had very diverse experiences. So they don't have enough dots to connect, and they end up with very linear solutions without a broad perspective on the problem. The broader one's understanding of the human experience, the better design we will have.
v5.15.3 - Oscar Wilde, From the preface to "The Picture of Dorian Gray"
Announced on 2011-09-20 by Stevan Little
All art is at once surface and symbol. Those who go beneath the surface do so at their peril. Those who read the symbol do so at their peril.
It is the spectator, and not life, that art really mirrors. Diversity of opinion about a work of art shows that the work is new, complex, and vital. When critics disagree, the artist is in accord with himself.
We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he does not admire it. The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely.
All art is quite useless.
v5.15.2 - Rainer Maria Rilke, trans., C. F. MacIntyre, "Duino", The First Elegy
Announced on 2011-08-20 by Ricardo Signes
True, it is strange to live no more on earth,
no longer follow the folkways scarecely learned;
not to give roses and other especially auspicious
things the significance of a human future;
to be no more what one was in infinitely anxious hands,
and to put aside even one's name, like a broken plaything.
Strange, to wish wishes no longer. Strange, to see
all that was related fluttering so loosely in space.
And being dead is hard, full of catching-up,
so that finally one feels a little eternity.–
But the living all make the mistake of too sharp discrimination.
Often angels (it's said) don't know if they move
among the quick or the dead. The eternal current
hurtles all ages along with it forever
through both realms and drowns their voices in both.v5.15.1 - Greg Egan, "Permutation City"
Announced on 2011-07-20 by Zefram
Carter held out a hand towards the middle of the room. `See that fountain?' A ten-metre-wide marble wedding cake, topped with a winged cherub wrestling a serpent, duly appeared. Water cascaded down from a gushing wound in the cherub's neck. Carter said, `It's being computed by redundancies in the sketch of the city. I can extract the results, because I know exactly where to look for them -- but nobody else would have a hope in hell of picking them out.'
Peer walked up to the fountain. Even as he approached, he noticed that the spray was intangible; when he dipped his hand in the water around the base he felt nothing, and the motion he made with his fingers left the foaming surface unchanged. They were spying on the calculations, not interacting with them; the fountain was a closed system.
Carter said, `In your case, of course, nobody will need to know the results. Except you -- and you'll know them because you'll /be/ them.'
v5.15.0 - Neil Gaiman, "The Graveyard Book"
Announced on 2011-06-20 by David Golden
If you dare nothing, then when the day is over, nothing is all you will have gained.
v5.14.4 - Arthur C. Clarke, "The Nine Billion Names of God"
Announced on 2013-03-11 by Dave Mitchell
He began to sing, but gave it up after a while. This vast arena of mountains, gleaming like whitely hooded ghosts on every side, did not encourage such ebullience. Presently George glanced at his watch.
'Should be there in an hour,' he called back over his shoulder to Chuck. Then he added, in an afterthought: 'Wonder if the computer's finished its run. It was due about now.'
Chuck didn't reply, so George swung round in his saddle. He could just see Chuck's face, a white oval turned towards the sky.
'Look,' whispered Chuck, and George lifted his eyes to heaven. (There is always a last time for everything.)
Overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out.
v5.14.3 - William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
Announced on 2012-10-12 by Dominic Hargreaves
The poor world is almost six thousand years old, and in all
this time there was not any man died in his own person,
videlicit, in a love-cause. Troilus had his brains dashed
out with a Grecian club; yet he did what he could to die
before, and he is one of the patterns of love. Leander, he
would have lived many a fair year, though Hero had turned
nun, if it had not been for a hot midsummer night; for, good
youth, he went but forth to wash him in the Hellespont and
being taken with the cramp was drowned and the foolish
coroners of that age found it was 'Hero of Sestos.' But these
are all lies: men have died from time to time and worms have
eaten them, but not for love.v5.14.2 - Larry Wall, January 12, 1988 <992@devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>
Announced on 2011-09-26 by Florian Ragwitz
It's not so much that people don't value the programs after they have them--they do value them. But they're not the sort of thing that would ever catch on if they had to overcome the marketing barrier. (I don't yet know if perl will catch on at all--I'm worried enough about it that I specifically included an awk-to-perl translator just to help it catch on.) Maybe it's all just an inferiority complex. Or maybe I don't like to be mercenary.
So I guess I'd say that the reason some software comes free is that the mechanism for selling it is missing, either from the work environment, or from the heart of the programmer.
v5.14.1 - Larry Wall, January 12, 1988 <992@devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>
Announced on 2011-06-16 by Jesse Vincent
At this point I'm no longer working for a company that makes me sign my life away, but by now I'm in the habit. Besides, I still harbor the deep-down suspicion that nobody would pay money for what I write, since most of it just helps you do something better that you could already do some other way. How much money would you personally pay to upgrade from readnews to rn? How much money would you pay for the patch program? As for warp, it's a mere game. And anything you can do with perl you can eventually do with an amazing and totally unreadable conglomeration of awk, sed, sh and C.
v5.14.0 - Larry Wall, January 12, 1988 <992@devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>
Announced on 2011-05-14 by Jesse Vincent
At the start of any project, I'm programming primarily to please myself. (The two chief virtues in a programmer are laziness and impatience.) After a while somebody looks over my shoulder and says, "That's neat. It'd be neater if it did such-and-so." So the thing gets neater. Pretty soon (a year or two) I have an rn, a warp, a patch, or a perl. One of these years I'll have a metaconfig.
I then say to myself, "I don't want my life's work to die when this computer is scrapped, so I should let some other people use this. If I ask my company to sell this, it'll never see the light of day, and nobody would pay much for it anyway. If I sell it myself, I'll be in trouble with my company, to whom I signed my life away when I was hired. If I give it away, I can pretend it was worthless in the first place, so my company won't care. In any event, it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission."
So a freely distributable program is born.
v5.14.0-RC3 - American Airlines Gate Agent, last call
Announced on 2011-05-11 by Jesse Vincent
This is the last call for flight 1697 with service to Chicago and continuing service to San Francisco. All passengers should already be aboard. If you aren't aboard at this time, you will be denied boarding and your bags will be offloaded.
v5.14.0-RC2 - Greg Grandin, "Fordlandia: The Rise and Fall of Henry Ford's Forgotten Jungle City"
Announced on 2011-05-04 by Jesse Vincent
Over the course of nearly two decades, Ford would spend tens of millions of dollars founding not one but, after the plantation was defastated by leaf blight, two American towns, complete with central squares, sidewalks, indoor plumbing, hospitals, manicured lawns, movie theaters, swimming pools, golf courses, and, of course, Model Ts and As rolling down their paved streets.
Back in America, newspapers kept up their drumbeat celebration, only obliquely referencing reports that things were not progressing as the company had hoped. But there was one note of skepticism. In late 1928, the Washington Post ran an editorial that read in its entirety: "Ford will govern a rubber plantation in Brazil larger than North Carolina. This is the first time he has applied quantity production methods to trouble"
v5.14.0-RC1 - Bill Bryson, "In a Sunburned Country"
Announced on 2011-04-20 by Jesse Vincent
But then Australia is such a difficult country to keep track of. On my first visit, some years ago, I passed the time on the long flight reading a history of Australian politics in the twentieth century, wherein I encountered the startling fact that in 1967 the prime minister, Harold Holt, was strolling along a beach in Victoria when he plunged into the surf and vanished. No trace of the poor man was ever seen again. This seemed doubly astounding to me—first that Australia could just lose a prime minister (I mean, come on) and second that news of this had never reached me.
v5.13.11 - Walt Whitman, "Leaves of Grass"
Announced on 2011-03-20 by Florian Ragwitz
When the full-grown poet came,
Out spake pleased Nature (the round impassive globe, with all its
shows of day and night,) saying, He is mine;
But out spake too the Soul of man, proud, jealous and unreconciled,
Nay he is mine alone;
--Then the full-grown poet stood between the two, and took each
by the hand;
And to-day and ever so stands, as blender, uniter, tightly
holding hands,
Which he will never release until he reconciles the two,
And wholly and joyously blends them.v5.13.10 - Egill Skalla-Grímsson, "Egils saga Skalla-Grímssonar"
Announced on 2011-02-20 by Ævar Arnfjörð Bjarmason
Skalat maðr rúnar rísta,
nema ráða vel kunni.
Þat verðr mörgum manni,
es of myrkvan staf villisk.
Sák á telgðu talkni
tíu launstafi ristna.
Þat hefr lauka lindi
langs ofrtrega fengit.v5.13.9 - John F Kennedy, Inaugural Address January 20, 1961
Announced on 2011-01-20 by Jesse Vincent
In the long history of the world, only a few generations have been granted the role of defending freedom in its hour of maximum danger. I do not shrink from this responsibility -- I welcome it. I do not believe that any of us would exchange places with any other people or any other generation. The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this endeavor will light our country and all who serve it. And the glow from that fire can truly light the world.
And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.
My fellow citizens of the world, ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man.
Finally, whether you are citizens of America or citizens of the world, ask of us here the same high standards of strength and sacrifice which we ask of you. With a good conscience our only sure reward, with history the final judge of our deeds, let us go forth to lead the land we love, asking His blessing and His help, but knowing that here on earth God's work must truly be our own.
v5.13.8 - Roger Williams, "The Fifth Gift"
Announced on 2010-12-19 by Zefram
The aliens called the box a "matter generator," but we'd be more inclined to call it a matter duplicator. By connecting switches and potentiometers between the copper posts it was possible to make the box mark off two cubic rectangular areas of volume. Make a certain contact, and these areas would be isolated within perfectly reflective fields. They could be expanded or contracted by altering resistances between other posts. As I worked out the user interface I built a little control panel for the device. It was actually a clever way for the aliens to do things; instead of trying to build controls we could use, they built us an interface we could attach to controls that made sense to us. It could also be automated.
Once you had made the contact that established the shielded volumes, if you made another certain contact the contents of the first volume were copied to the second. The machine copied metal, plastic, steel, and diamond with equal ease. Copies of copies of copies of copies were indistinguishable from the originals at any magnification, even using techniques like X-ray crystallography.
v5.13.7 - Andy Wachowski and Lana Wachowski, "The Matrix"
Announced on 2010-11-20 by Chris 'BinGOs' Williams
[Neo sees a black cat walk by them, and then a similar black cat walk by them just like the first one]
Neo: Whoa. Deja vu.[Everyone freezes right in their tracks]
Trinity: What did you just say?
Neo: Nothing. Just had a little deja vu.
Trinity: What did you see?
Cypher: What happened?
Neo: A black cat went past us, and then another that looked just
like it.
Trinity: How much like it? Was it the same cat?
Neo: It might have been. I'm not sure.
Morpheus: Switch! Apoc!
Neo: What is it?
Trinity: A deja vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when
they change something.v5.13.6 - Haruki Murakami, "Kafka on the Shore"
Announced on 2010-10-20 by Tatsuhiko Miyagawa
The boy called Crow softly rests a hand on my shoulder, and with that he storm vanishes.
"From now on -- no matter what -- you've got to be the world's toughest fifteen-year-old. That's the only way you're going to survive. And in order to do that, you've got to figure out what it means to be tough. You following me?"
I keep my eyes closed and don't reply. I just want to sink off into sleep like this, his hand on my shoulder. I hear the faint flutter of wings.
"You're going to be the world's toughest fifteen-year-old," Crow whispers as I try to fall asleep. Like he was carving the words in a deep blue tattoo on my heart.
(Translated from Japanese by Philip Gabriel)
v5.13.5 - Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu, "The Room in the Dragon Volant"
Announced on 2010-09-19 by Steve Hay
Candle in hand I stepped in. I do not know whether the quality of air, long undisturbed, is peculiar; to me it has always seemed so, and the damp smell of the old masonry hung in this atmosphere. My candle faintly lighted the bare stone wall that enclosed the stair, the foot of which I could not see. Down I went, and a few turns brought me to the stone floor. Here was another door, of the simple, old, oak kind, deep sunk in the thickness of the wall. The large end of the key fitted this. The lock was stiff; I set the candle down upon the stair, and applied both hands; it turned with difficulty, and as it revolved, uttered a shriek that alarmed me for my secret.
For some minutes I did not move. In a little time, however, I took courage, and opened the door. The night-air floating in puffed out the candle. There was a thicket of holly and underwood, as dense as a jungle, close about the door. I should have been in pitch-darkness, were it not that through the topmost leaves there twinkled, here and there, a glimmer of moonshine.
Softly, lest any one should have opened his window at the sound of the rusty bolt, I struggled through this till I gained a view of the open grounds. Here I found that the brushwood spread a good way up the park, uniting with the wood that approached the little temple I have described.
v5.13.4 - Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"
Announced on 2010-08-20 by Florian Ragwitz
`How the creatures order one about, and make one repeat lessons!' thought Alice; `I might as well be at school at once.' However, she got up, and began to repeat it, but her head was so full of the Lobster Quadrille, that she hardly knew what she was saying, and the words came very queer indeed:--
"'Tis the voice of the Lobster; I heard him declare,
"You have baked me too brown, I must sugar my hair."
As a duck with its eyelids, so he with his nose
Trims his belt and his buttons, and turns out his toes.'`That's different from what I used to say when I was a child,' said the Gryphon.
`Well, I never heard it before,' said the Mock Turtle; `but it sounds uncommon nonsense.'
Alice said nothing; she had sat down with her face in her hands, wondering if anything would ever happen in a natural way again.
`I should like to have it explained,' said the Mock Turtle.
`She can't explain it,' said the Gryphon hastily. `Go on with the next verse.'
`But about his toes?' the Mock Turtle persisted. `How could he turn them out with his nose, you know?'
`It's the first position in dancing.' Alice said; but was dreadfully puzzled by the whole thing, and longed to change the subject.
v5.13.3 - Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, "Good Omens"
Announced on 2010-07-20 by David Golden
Look at Crowley, doing 110 mph on the M40 heading towards Oxfordshire. Even the most resolutely casual observer would notice a number of strange things about him. The clenched teeth, for example, or the dull red glow coming from behind his sunglasses. And the car. The car was a definite hint.
Crowley had started the journey in his Bentley, and he was dammned if he wasn't going to finish it in the Bentley as well. Not that even the kind of car buff who owns his own pair of motoring goggles would have been able to tell it was a vintage Bentley. Not any more. They wouldn't have been able to tell that it was a Bentley. They would only offer fifty-fifty that it had ever even been a car.
There was no paint left on it, for a start. It might still have been black, where it wasn't a rusty, smudged reddish-brown, but this was a dull charcoal black. It traveled in its own ball of flame, like a space capsule making a particularly difficult re-entry.
There was a thin skin of crusted, melted rubber left around the metal wheel rims, but seeing that the wheel rims were still somhow riding an inch above the road surface this didn't seem to make an awful lot of difference to the suspension.
It should have fallen apart miles back.
v5.13.2 - Iain M Banks, "Use of Weapons"
Announced on 2010-06-22 by Matt S Trout
We deal in the moral equivalent of black holes, where the normal laws - the rules of right and wrong that people imagine apply everywhere else in the universe - break down; beyond those metaphysical event-horizons, there exist ... special circumstances.
v5.13.1 - Miguel de Unamuno, "The Sepulchre of Don Quixote"
Announced on 2010-05-20 by Ricardo Signes
And if anyone shall come to you and say that he knows how to construct bridges and that perhaps a time will come when you will wish to avail yourself of his science in order to cross over a river, out with him! Out with the engineer! Rivers will be crossed by wading or swimming them, even if half the crusaders drown themselves. Let the engineer go off and build bridges somewhere else, where they are badly wanted. For those who go in quest of the sepulchre, faith is bridge enough.
v5.13.0 - Jules Verne, "A Journey to the Centre of the Earth"
Announced on 2010-04-20 by Léon Brocard
The heat still remained at quite a supportable degree. With an involuntary shudder, I reflected on what the heat must have been when the volcano of Sneffels was pouring its smoke, flames, and streams of boiling lava -- all of which must have come up by the road we were now following. I could imagine the torrents of hot seething stone darting on, bubbling up with accompaniments of smoke, steam, and sulphurous stench!
"Only to think of the consequences," I mused, "if the old volcano were once more to set to work."
v5.12.5 - William Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure"
Announced on 2012-11-10 by Dominic Hargreaves
Music oft hath such a charm
To make bad good, and good provoke to harm.v5.12.4 - William Schwenck Gilbert, "Trial By Jury"
Announced on 2011-06-20 by Leon Brocard
You cannot eat breakfast all day,
Nor is it the act of a sinner,
When breakfast is taken away,
To turn his attention to dinner;
And it's not in the range of belief,
To look upon him as a glutton,
Who, when he is tired of beef,
Determines to tackle the mutton.
Ah! But this I am willing to say,
If it will appease her sorrow,
I'll marry this lady today,
And I'll marry the other tomorrow!v5.12.4-RC2 - James Russell Lowell, "Eleanor makes macaroons"
Announced on 2011-06-15 by Leon Brocard
Now for sugar, -- nay, our plan
Tolerates no work of man.
Hurry, then, ye golden bees;
Fetch your clearest honey, please,
Garnered on a Yorkshire moor,
While the last larks sing and soar,
From the heather-blossoms sweet
Where sea-breeze and sunshine meet,
And the Augusts mask as Junes, --
Eleanor makes macaroons!v5.12.4-RC1 - Ogden Nash, "The Clean Plater"
Announced on 2011-06-08 by Leon Brocard
Pheasant is pleasant, of course,
And terrapin, too, is tasty,
Lobster I freely endorse,
In pate or patty or pasty.
But there's nothing the matter with butter,
And nothing the matter with jam,
And the warmest greetings I utter
To the ham and the yam and the clam.
For they're food,
All food,
And I think very fondly of food.
Through I'm broody at times
When bothered by rhymes,
I brood
On food.v5.12.3 - Howard W. Campbell, Jr., "Reflections on Not Participating in Current Events"
Announced on 2011-01-21 by Ricardo Signes
I saw a huge steam roller,
It blotted out the sun.
The people all lay down, lay down;
They did not try to run.
My love and I, we looked amazed
Upon the gory mystery.
'Lie down, lie down!' the people cried.
'The great machine is history!'
My love and I, we ran away,
The engine did not find us.
We ran up to a mountain top,
Left history far behind us.
Perhaps we should have stayed and died,
But somehow we don't think so.
We went to see where history'd been,
And my, the dead did stink so.v5.12.2 - William Gibson, "Pattern Recognition"
Announced on 2010-09-06 by Jesse Vincent
CPUs. Cayce Pollard Units. That's what Damien calls the clothing she wears. CPUs are either black, white, or gray, and ideally seem to have come into this world without human intervention.
What people take for relentless minimalism is a side effect of too much exposure to the reactor-cores of fashion. This has resulted in a remorseless paring-down of what she can and will wear. She is, literally, allergic to fashion. She can only tolerate things that could have been worn, to a general lack of comment, during any year between 1945 and 2000. She's a design-free zone, a one-woman school of and whose very austerity periodically threatens to spawn its own cult.
v5.12.2-RC1 - William Gibson, "Pattern Recognition"
Announced on 2010-08-31 by Jesse Vincent
The front page opens, familiar as a friend's living room. A frame-grab from #48 serves as backdrop, dim and almost monochrome, no characters in view. This is one of the sequences that generate comparisons with Tarkovsky. She only knows Tarkovsky from stills, really, though she did once fall asleep during a screening of The Stalker, going under on an endless pan, the camera aimed straight down, in close-up, at a puddle on a ruined mosaic floor. But she is not one of those who think that much will be gained by analysis of the maker's imagined influences. The cult of the footage is rife with subcults, claiming every possible influence. Truffaut, Peckinpah -- The Peckinpah people, among the least likely, are still waiting for the guns to be drawn.
v5.12.1 - Kurt Vonnegut, "Cat's Cradle"
Announced on 2010-05-16 by Jesse Vincent
"Now suppose," chortled Dr. Breed, enjoying himself, "that there were many possible ways in which water could crystallize, could freeze. Suppose that the sort of ice we skate upon and put into highballs -- what we might call ice-one -- is only one of several types of ice. Suppose water always froze as ice-one on Earth because it had never had a seed to teach it how to form ice-two, ice-three, ice-four ...? And suppose," he rapped on his desk with his old hand again, "that there were one form, which we will call ice-nine -- a crystal as hard as this desk -- with a melting point of, let us say, one-hundred degrees Fahrenheit, or, better still, a melting point of one-hundred- and-thirty degrees."
v5.12.1-RC2 - Kurt Vonnegut, "Cat's Cradle"
Announced on 2010-05-13 by Jesse Vincent
San Lorenzo was fifty miles long and twenty miles wide, I learned from the supplement to the New York Sunday Times. Its population was four hundred, fifty thousand souls, "...all fiercely dedicated to the ideals of the Free World."
Its highest point, Mount McCabe, was eleven thousand feet above sea level. Its capital was Bolivar, "...a strikingly modern city built on a harbor capable of sheltering the entire United States Navy." The principal exports were sugar, coffee, bananas, indigo, and handcrafted novelties.
v5.12.1-RC1 - Kurt Vonnegut, "Cat's Cradle"
Announced on 2010-05-09 by Jesse Vincent
Which brings me to the Bokononist concept of a wampeter. A wampeter is the pivot of a karass. No karass is without a wampeter, Bokonon tells us, just as no wheel is without a hub. Anything can be a wampeter: a tree, a rock, an animal, an idea, a book, a melody, the Holy Grail. Whatever it is, the members of its karass revolve about it in the majestic chaos of a spiral nebula. The orbits of the members of a karass about their common wampeter are spiritual orbits, naturally. It is souls and not bodies that revolve. As Bokonon invites us to sing:
Around and around and around we spin,
With feet of lead and wings of tin . . .v5.12.0 - Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"
Announced on 2010-04-12 by Jesse Vincent
'Please would you tell me,' said Alice, a little timidly, for she was not quite sure whether it was good manners for her to speak first, 'why your cat grins like that?'
'It's a Cheshire cat,' said the Duchess, 'and that's why. Pig!'
She said the last word with such sudden violence that Alice quite jumped; but she saw in another moment that it was addressed to the baby, and not to her, so she took courage, and went on again:--
'I didn't know that Cheshire cats always grinned; in fact, I didn't know that cats COULD grin.'
'They all can,' said the Duchess; 'and most of 'em do.'
v5.12.0-RC5 - Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"
Announced on 2010-04-09 by Jesse Vincent
'Not QUITE right, I'm afraid,' said Alice, timidly; 'some of the words have got altered.'
'It is wrong from beginning to end,' said the Caterpillar decidedly, and there was silence for some minutes.
v5.12.0-RC4 - Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"
Announced on 2010-04-06 by Jesse Vincent
'It was much pleasanter at home,' thought poor Alice, 'when one wasn't always growing larger and smaller, and being ordered about by mice and rabbits. I almost wish I hadn't gone down that rabbit-hole--and yet--and yet--it's rather curious, you know, this sort of life! I do wonder what can have happened to me! When I used to read fairy-tales, I fancied that kind of thing never happened, and now here I am in the middle of one!
v5.12.0-RC3 - Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"
Announced on 2010-04-02 by Jesse Vincent
At last the Mouse, who seemed to be a person of authority among them, called out, 'Sit down, all of you, and listen to me! I'LL soon make you dry enough!' They all sat down at once, in a large ring, with the Mouse in the middle. Alice kept her eyes anxiously fixed on it, for she felt sure she would catch a bad cold if she did not get dry very soon.
'Ahem!' said the Mouse with an important air, 'are you all ready? This is the driest thing I know. Silence all round, if you please! "William the Conqueror, whose cause was favoured by the pope, was soon submitted to by the English, who wanted leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Edwin and Morcar, the earls of Mercia and Northumbria --"'
v5.12.0-RC2 - no announcement
Available on CPAN since 2010-04-01.
v5.12.0-RC1 - Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"
Announced on 2010-03-29 by Jesse Vincent
So she was considering in her own mind (as well as she could, for the hot day made her feel very sleepy and stupid), whether the pleasure of making a daisy-chain would be worth the trouble of getting up and picking the daisies, when suddenly a White Rabbit with pink eyes ran close by her.
There was nothing so VERY remarkable in that; nor did Alice think it so VERY much out of the way to hear the Rabbit say to itself, 'Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be late!' (when she thought it over afterwards, it occurred to her that she ought to have wondered at this, but at the time it all seemed quite natural); but when the Rabbit actually TOOK A WATCH OUT OF ITS WAISTCOAT-POCKET, and looked at it, and then hurried on, Alice started to her feet, for it flashed across her mind that she had never before seen a rabbit with either a waistcoat-pocket, or a watch to take out of it, and burning with curiosity, she ran across the field after it, and fortunately was just in time to see it pop down a large rabbit-hole under the hedge.
In another moment down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again.
v5.12.0-RC0 - no epigraph
Announced on 2020-03-21 by Jesse Vincent
v5.11.5 - Samuel Taylor Coleridge, "Christabel"
Announced on 2010-02-21 by Steve Hay
A little child, a limber elf,
Singing, dancing to itself,
A fairy thing with red round cheeks,
That always finds, and never seeks,
Makes such a vision to the sight
As fills a father's eyes with light;
And pleasures flow in so thick and fast
Upon his heart, that he at last
Must needs express his love's excess
With words of unmeant bitterness.
Perhaps 'tis pretty to force together
Thoughts so all unlike each other;
To mutter and mock a broken charm,
To dally with wrong that does no harm.
Perhaps 'tis tender too and pretty
At each wild word to feel within
A sweet recoil of love and pity.
And what, if in a world of sin
(O sorrow and shame should this be true!)
Such giddiness of heart and brain
Comes seldom save from rage and pain,
So talks as it's most used to do.v5.11.4 - Fyodor Dostoevsky, "Crime and Punishment"
Announced on 2010-01-20 by Ricardo Signes
And you don't suppose that I went into it headlong like a fool? I went into it like a wise man, and that was just my destruction. And you mustn't suppose that I didn't know, for instance, that if I began to question myself whether I had the right to gain power -- I certainly hadn't the right -- or that if I asked myself whether a human being is a louse it proved that it wasn't so for me, though it might be for a man who would go straight to his goal without asking questions.... If I worried myself all those days, wondering whether Napoleon would have done it or not, I felt clearly of course that I wasn't Napoleon.
v5.11.3 - Mark Twain, "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer"
Announced on 2009-12-20 by Jesse Vincent
"Say -- I'm going in a swimming, I am. Don't you wish you could? But of course you'd druther work -- wouldn't you? Course you would!"
Tom contemplated the boy a bit, and said: "What do you call work?"
"Why ain't that work?"
Tom resumed his whitewashing, and answered carelessly: "Well, maybe it is, and maybe it aint. All I know, is, it suits Tom Sawyer."
"Oh come, now, you don't mean to let on that you like it?"
The brush continued to move. "Like it? Well I don't see why I oughtn't to like it. Does a boy get a chance to whitewash a fence every day?"
That put the thing in a new light. Ben stopped nibbling his apple. Tom swept his brush daintily back and forth -- stepped back to note the effect -- added a touch here and there-criticised the effect again -- Ben watching every move and getting more and more interested, more and more absorbed. Presently he said: "Say, Tom, let me whitewash a little."
v5.11.2 - Michael Marshall Smith, "Only Forward"
Announced on 2009-11-20 by Léon Brocard
The streets were pretty quiet, which was nice. They're always quiet here at that time: you have to be wearing a black jacket to be out on the streets between seven and nine in the evening, and not many people in the area have black jackets. It's just one of those things. I currently live in Colour Neighbourhood, which is for people who are heavily into colour. All the streets and buildings are set for instant colourmatch: as you walk down the road they change hue to offset whatever you're wearing. When the streets are busy it's kind of intense, and anyone prone to epileptic seizures isn't allowed to live in the Neighbourhood, however much they're into colour.
v5.11.1 - Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"
Announced on 2009-10-20 by Jesse Vincent
Milo had been caught red-handed in the act of plundering his countrymen, and, as a result, his stock had never been higher. He proved good as his word when a rawboned major from Minnesota curled his lip in rebellious disavowal and demanded his share of the syndicate Milo kept saying everybody owned. Milo met the challenge by writing the words "A Share" on the nearest scrap of paper and handing it away with a virtuous disdain that won the envy and admiration of almost everyone who knew him. His glory was at a peak, and Colonel Cathcart, who knew and admired his war record, was astonished by the deferential humility with which Milo presented himself at Group Headquarters and made his fantastic appeal for more hazardous assignment.
v5.11.0 - Mikhail Bulgakov, "The Master and Margarita"
Announced on 2009-10-02 by Jesse Vincent
Whispers of an "evil power" were heard in lines at dairy shops, in streetcars, stores, arguments, kitchens, suburban and long-distance trains, at stations large and small, in dachas and on beaches. Needless to say, truly mature and cultured people did not tell these stories about an evil power's visit to the capital. In fact, they even made fun of them and tried to talk sense into those who told them. Nevertheless, facts are facts, as they say, and cannot simply be dismissed without explanation: somebody had visited the capital. The charred cinders of Griboyedov alone, and many other things besides, confirmed it. Cultured people shared the point of view of the investigating team: it was the work of a gang of hypnotists and ventriloquists magnificently skilled in their art.
v5.10.1 - Right Hon. James Hacker MP, "The Complete Yes Minister: The Diaries of a Cabinet Minister"
Announced on 2009-08-23 by Dave Mitchell
'Briefly, sir, I am the Permanent Under-Secretary of State, known as the Permanent Secretary. Woolley here is your Principal Private Secretary. I, too, have a Principal Private Secretary, and he is the Principal Private Secretary to the Permanent Secretary. Directly responsible to me are ten Deputy Secretaries, eighty-seven Under Secretaries and two hundred and nineteen Assistant Secretaries. Directly responsible to the Principal Private Secretaries are plain Private Secretaries. The Prime Minister will be appointing two Parliamentary Under-Secretaries and you will be appointing your own Parliamentary Private Secretary.'
'Can they all type?' I joked.
'None of us can type, Minister,' replied Sir Humphrey smoothly. 'Mrs McKay types - she is your Secretary.'
I couldn't tell whether or not he was joking. 'What a pity,' I said. 'We could have opened an agency.'
Sir Humphrey and Bernard laughed. 'Very droll, sir,' said Sir Humphrey. 'Most amusing, sir,' said Bernard. Were they genuinely amused at my wit, or just being rather patronising? 'I suppose they all say that, do they?' I ventured.
Sir Humphrey reassured me on that. 'Certainly not, Minister,' he replied. 'Not quite all.'
v5.10.1-RC2 - no epigraph
Announced on 2009-08-18 by Dave Mitchell
v5.10.1-RC1 - no epigraph
Announced on 2009-08-06 by Dave Mitchell
v5.10.0 - Laurence Sterne, "Tristram Shandy"
Announced on 2007-12-18 by Rafael Garcia-Suarez
He would often declare, in speaking his thoughts upon the subject, that he did not conceive how the greatest family in England could stand it out against an uninterrupted succession of six or seven short noses.--And for the contrary reason, he would generally add, That it must be one of the greatest problems in civil life, where the same number of long and jolly noses, following one another in a direct line, did not raise and hoist it up into the best vacancies in the kingdom.
v5.10.0-RC2 - no epigraph
Announced on 2007-11-25 by Rafael Garcia-Suarez
v5.10.0-RC1 - no epigraph
Announced on 2007-11-17 by Rafael Garcia-Suarez
v5.9.5 - no announcement
Pre-announced on 2007-07-07 by Rafael Garcia-Suarez, available on CPAN with same date, but never actually announced.
v5.9.4 - no epigraph
Announced on 2006-08-15 by Rafael Garcia-Suarez
v5.9.3 - no epigraph
Announced on 2006-01-28 by Rafael Garcia-Suarez
v5.9.2 - Thomas Pynchon, "V"
Announced on 2005-04-01 by Rafael Garcia-Suarez
This word flip was weird. Every recording date of McClintic's he'd gotten into the habit of talking electricity with the audio men and technicians of the studio. McClintic once couldn't have cared less about electricity, but now it seemed if that was helping him reach a bigger audience, some digging, some who would never dig, but all paying and those royalties keeping the Triumph in gas and McClintic in J. Press suits, then McClintic ought to be grateful to electricity, ought maybe to learn a little more about it. So he'd picked up some here and there, and one day last summer he got around to talking stochastic music and digital computers with one technician. Out of the conversation had come Set/Reset, which was getting to be a signature for the group. He had found out from this sound man about a two-triode circuit called a flip-flop, which when it turned on could be one of two ways, depending on which tube was conducting and which was cut off: set or reset, flip or flop.
"And that," the man said, "can be yes or no, or one or zero. And that is what you might call one of the basic units, or specialized `cells' in a big `electronic brain.' "
"Crazy," said McClintic, having lost him back there someplace. But one thing that did occur to him was if a computer's brain could go flip or flop, why so could a musician's. As long as you were flop, everything was cool. But where did the trigger-pulse come from to make you flip?
v5.9.1 - Tom Stoppard, "Arcadia"
Announced on 2004-03-16 by Rafael Garcia-Suarez
Aren't you supposed to have a pony?
v5.9.0 - Doris Lessing, "Martha Quest"
Announced on 2003-10-27 by Rafael Garcia-Suarez
What of October, that ambiguous month
v5.8.9 - Right Hon. James Hacker MP, "The Complete Yes Minister: The Diaries of a Cabinet Minister"
Announced on 2008-12-14 by Nicholas Clark
Frank and I, unlike the civil servants, were still puzzled that such a proposal as the Europass could even be seriously under consideration by the FCO. We can both see clearly that it is wonderful ammunition for the anti-Europeans. I asked Humphrey if the Foreign Office doesn't realise how damaging this would be to the European ideal?
'I'm sure they do, Minister, he said. That's why they support it.'
This was even more puzzling, since I'd always been under the impression that the FO is pro-Europe. 'Is it or isn't it?' I asked Humphrey.
'Yes and no,' he replied of course, 'if you'll pardon the expression. The Foreign Office is pro-Europe because it is really anti-Europe. In fact the Civil Service was united in its desire to make sure the Common Market didn't work. That's why we went into it.'
This sounded like a riddle to me. I asked him to explain further. And basically his argument was as follows: Britain has had the same foreign policy objective for at least the last five hundred years - to create a disunited Europe. In that cause we have fought with the Dutch against the Spanish, with the Germans against the French, with the French and Italians against the Germans, and with the French against the Italians and Germans. [The Dutch rebellion against Phillip II of Spain, the Napoleonic Wars, the First World War, and the Second World War - Ed.]
In other words, divide and rule. And the Foreign Office can see no reason to change when it has worked so well until now.
I was aware of this, naturally, but I regarded it as ancient history. Humphrey thinks that it is, in fact, current policy. It was necessary for us to break up the EEC, he explained, so we had to get inside. We had previously tried to break it up from the outside, but that didn't work. [A reference to our futile and short-lived involvement in EFTA, the European Free Trade Association, founded in 1960 and which the UK left in 1972 - Ed.] Now that we're in, we are able to make a complete pig's breakfast out of it. We've now set the Germans against the French, the French against the Italians, the Italians against the Dutch... and the Foreign office is terribly happy. It's just like old time.
I was staggered by all of this. I thought that the all of us who are publicly pro-European believed in the European ideal. I said this to Sir Humphrey, and he simply chuckled.
So I asked him: if we don't believe in the European Ideal, why are we pushing to increase the membership?
'Same reason,' came the reply. 'It's just like the United Nations. The more members it has, the more arguments you can stir up, and the more futile and impotent it becomes.'
This all strikes me as the most appalling cynicism, and I said so.
Sir Humphrey agreed completely. 'Yes Minister. We call it diplomacy. It's what made Britain great, you know.'
v5.8.9-RC2 - Right Hon. James Hacker MP, "The Complete Yes Minister: The Diaries of a Cabinet Minister"
Announced on 2008-12-06 by Nicholas Clark
There was silence in the office. I didn't know what we were going to do about the four hundred new people supervising our economy drive or the four hundred new people for the Bureaucratic Watchdog Office, or anything! I simply sat and waited and hoped that my head would stop thumping and that some idea would be suggested by someone sometime soon.
Sir Humphrey obliged. 'Minister... if we were to end the economy drive and close the Bureaucratic Watchdog Office we could issue an immediate press announcement that you had axed eight hundred jobs.' He had obviously thought this out carefully in advance, for at this moment he produced a slim folder from under his arm. 'If you'd like to approve this draft...'
I couldn't believe the impertinence of the suggestion. Axed eight hundred jobs? 'But no one was ever doing these jobs,' I pointed out incredulously. 'No one's been appointed yet.'
'Even greater economy,' he replied instantly. 'We've saved eight hundred redundancy payments as well.'
'But...' I attempted to explain '... that's just phony. It's dishonest, it's juggling with figures, it's pulling the wool over people's eyes.'
'A government press release, in fact.' said Humphrey.
v5.8.9-RC1 - Right Hon. James Hacker MP, "The Complete Yes Minister: The Diaries of a Cabinet Minister"
Announced on 2008-11-10 by Nicholas Clark
A jumbo jet touched down, with BURANDAN AIRWAYS written on the side. I was hugely impressed. British Airways are having to pawn their Concordes, and here is this little tiny African state with its own airline, jumbo jets and all.
I asked Bernard how many planes Burandan Airways had. 'None,' he said.
I told him not to be silly and use his eyes. 'No Minister, it belongs to Freddie Laker,' he said. 'They chartered it last week and repainted it specially.' Apparently most of the Have-Nots (I mean, LDCs) do this - at the opening of the UN General Assembly the runways of Kennedy Airport are jam-packed with phoney flag-carriers. 'In fact,' said Bernard with a sly grin, 'there was one 747 that belonged to nine different African airlines in a month. They called it the mumbo-jumbo.'
While we watched nothing much happening on the TV except the mumbo-jumbo taxiing around Prestwick and the Queen looking a bit chilly, Bernard gave me the next day's schedule and explained that I was booked on the night sleeper from King's Cross to Edinburgh because I had to vote in a three-line whip at the House tonight and would have to miss the last plane. Then the commentator, in that special hushed BBC voice used for any occasion with which Royalty is connected, announced reverentially that we were about to catch our first glimpse of President Selim.
And out of the plane stepped Charlie. My old friend Charlie Umtali. We were at LSE together. Not Selim Mohammed at all, but Charlie.
Bernard asked me if I were sure. Silly question. How could you forget a name like Charlie Umtali?
I sent Bernard for Sir Humphrey, who was delighted to hear that we now know something about our official visitor.
Bernard's official brief said nothing. Amazing! Amazing how little the FCO has been able to find out. Perhaps they were hoping it would all be on the car radio. All the brief says is that Colonel Selim Mohammed had converted to Islam some years ago, they didn't know his original name, and therefore knew little of his background.
I was able to tell Humphrey and Bernard /all/ about his background. Charlie was a red-hot political economist, I informed them. Got the top first. Wiped the floor with everyone.
Bernard seemed relieved. 'Well that's all right then.'
'Why?' I enquired.
'I think Bernard means,' said Sir Humphrey helpfully, 'that he'll know how to behave if he was at an English University. Even if it was the LSE.' I never know whether or not Humphrey is insulting me intentionally.
Humphrey was concerned about Charlie's political colour. 'When you said that he was red-hot, were you speaking politically?'
In a way I was. 'The thing about Charlie is that you never quite know where you are with him. He's the sort of chap who follows you into a revolving door and comes out in front.'
'No deeply held convictions?' asked Sir Humphrey.
'No. The only thing Charlie was committed too was Charlie.'
'Ah, I see. A politician, Minister.'
v5.8.8 - Joe Raposo, "Bein' Green"
Announced on 2006-01-31 by Nicholas Clark
It's not that easy bein' green
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves
When I think it could be nicer being red or yellow or gold
Or something much more colorful like that
It's not easy bein' green
It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things
And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're
Not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water
Or stars in the sky
But green's the color of Spring
And green can be cool and friendly-like
And green can be big like an ocean
Or important like a mountain
Or tall like a tree
When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why?
Wonder I am green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful
And I think it's what I want to bev5.8.8-RC1 - Cosgrove Hall Productions, "Dangermouse"
Announced on 2006-01-20 by Nicholas Clark
Greenback: And the world is mine, all mine. Muhahahahaha. See to it!
Stiletto: Si, Barone. Subito, Barone.v5.8.7 - Sergei Prokofiev, "Peter and the Wolf"
Announced on 2005-05-31 by Nicholas Clark
And now, imagine the triumphant procession: Peter at the head; after him the hunters leading the wolf; and winding up the procession, grandfather and the cat.
Grandfather shook his head discontentedly: "Well, and if Peter hadn't caught the wolf? What then?"
v5.8.7-RC1 - Sergei Prokofiev, "Peter and the Wolf"
Announced on 2005-05-20 by Nicholas Clark
And now this is how things stood: The cat was sitting on one branch. The bird on another, not too close to the cat. And the wolf walked round and round the tree, looking at them with greedy eyes.
In the meantime, Peter, without the slightest fear, stood behind the gate, watching all that was going on. He ran home,got a strong rope and climbed up the high stone wall.
One of the branches of the tree, around which the wolf was walking, stretched out over the wall.
Grabbing hold of the branch, Peter lightly climbed over on to the tree. Peter said to the bird: "Fly down and circle round the wolf's head, only take care that he doesn't catch you!".
The bird almost touched the wolf's head with its wings, while the wolf snapped angrily at him from this side and that.
How that bird teased the wolf, how that wolf wanted to catch him! But the bird was clever and the wolf simply couldn't do anything about it.
v5.8.6 - A. A. Milne, "The House at Pooh Corner"
Announced on 2004-11-27 by Nicholas Clark
"Hallo, Pooh," said Piglet, giving a jump of surprise. "I knew it was you."
"So did I,", said Pooh. "What are you doing?"
"I'm planting a haycorn, Pooh, so that it can grow up into an oak-tree, and have lots of haycorns just outside the front door instead of having to walk miles and miles, do you see, Pooh?"
"Supposing it doesn't?" said Pooh.
"It will, because Christopher Robin says it will, so that's why I'm planting it."
"Well," aid Pooh, "if I plant a honeycomb outside my house, then it will grow up into a beehive."
Piglet wasn't quite sure about this.
"Or a /piece/ of a honeycomb," said Pooh, "so as not to waste too much. Only then I might only get a piece of a beehive, and it might be the wrong piece, where the bees were buzzing and not hunnying. Bother"
Piglet agreed that that would be rather bothering.
"Besides, Pooh, it's a very difficult thing, planting unless you know how to do it," he said; and he put the acorn in the hole he had made, and covered it up with earth, and jumped on it.
v5.8.6-RC1 - A. A. Milne, "Winnie the Pooh"
Announced on 2004-11-11 by Nicholas Clark
"Hallo!" said Piglet, "whare are /you/ doing?"
"Hunting," said Pooh.
"Hunting what?"
"Tracking something," said Winnie-the-Pooh very mysteriously.
"Tracking what?" said Piglet, coming closer.
"That's just what I ask myself, I ask myself, What?"
"What do you think you'll answer?"
"I shall have to wait until I catch up with it," said Winnie-the-Pooh. "Now, look there." He pointed to the ground in front of him. "What do you see there?"
"Track," said Piglet. "Paw-marks." He gave a little squeak of excitement. "Oh, Pooh!" Do you think it's a--a--a Woozle?"
v5.8.5 - wikipedia, "Yew"
Announced on 2004-07-19 by Nicholas Clark
Yews are relatively slow growing trees, widely used in landscaping and ornamental horticulture. They have flat, dark-green needles, reddish bark, and bear seeds with red arils, which are eaten by thrushes, waxwings and other birds, dispersing the hard seeds undamaged in their droppings. Yew wood is reddish brown (with white sapwood), and very hard. It was traditionally used to make bows, especially the English longbow.
In England, the Common Yew (Taxus baccata, also known as English Yew) is often found in churchyards. It is sometimes suggested that these are placed there as a symbol of long life or trees of death, and some are likely to be over 3,000 years old. It is also suggested that yew trees may have a pre-Christian association with old pagan holy sites, and the Christian church found it expedient to use and take over existing sites. Another explanation is that the poisonous berries and foliage discourage farmers and drovers from letting their animals wander into the burial grounds. The yew tree is a frequent symbol in the Christian poetry of T.S. Eliot, especially his Four Quartets.
v5.8.5-RC2 - wikipedia, "Beech"
Announced on 2004-07-09 by Nicholas Clark
Beeches are trees of the Genus Fagus, family Fagaceae, including about ten species in Europe, Asia, and North America. The leaves are entire or sparsely toothed. The fruit is a small, sharply-angled nut, borne in pairs in spiny husks. The beech most commonly grown as an ornamental or shade tree is the European beech (Fagus sylvatica).
The southern beeches belong to a different but related genus, Nothofagus. They are found in Australia, New Zealand, New Guinea, New Caledonia and South America.
v5.8.5-RC1 - wikipedia, "Pedunculate Oak" (abridged)
Announced on 2004-07-07 by Nicholas Clark
The Pedunculate Oak is called the Common Oak in Britain, and is also often called the English Oak in other English speaking countries It is a large deciduous tree to 25-35m tall (exceptionally to 40m), with lobed and sessile (stalk-less) leaves. Flowering takes place in early to mid spring, and their fruit, called "acorns", ripen by autumn of the same year. The acorns are pedunculate (having a peduncle or acorn-stalk) and may occur singly, or several acorns may occur on a stalk.
It forms a long-lived tree, with a large widespreading head of rugged branches. While it may naturally live to an age of a few centuries, many of the oldest trees are pollarded or coppiced, both pruning techniques that extend the tree's potential lifespan, if not its health.
Within its native range it is valued for its importance to insects and other wildlife. Numerous insects live on the leaves, buds, and in the acorns. The acorns form a valuable food resource for several small mammals and some birds, notably Jays Garrulus glandarius.
It is planted for forestry, and produces a long-lasting and durable heartwood, much in demand for interior and furniture work.
v5.8.4 - T. S. Eliot, "The Old Gumbie Cat"
Announced on 2004-04-22 by Nicholas Clark
I have a Gumbie Cat in mind, her name is Jennyanydots;
The curtain-cord she likes to wind, and tie it into sailor-knots.
She sits upon the window-sill, or anything that's smooth and flat:
She sits and sits and sits and sits -- and that's what makes a Gumbie Cat!
But when the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
She thinks that the cockroaches just need employment
To prevent them from idle and wanton destroyment.
So she's formed, from that a lot of disorderly louts,
A troop of well-disciplined helpful boy-scouts,
With a purpose in life and a good deed to do--
And she's even created a Beetles' Tattoo.
So for Old Gumbie Cats let us now give three cheers --
On whom well-ordered households depend, it appears.v5.8.4-RC2 - T. S. Eliot, "Macavity: The Mystery Cat"
Announced on 2004-04-16 by Nicholas Clark
Macavity's a Mystery Cat: he's called the Hidden Paw --
For he's the master criminal who can defy the Law.
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair:
For when they reach the scene of crime -- /Macavity's not there/!
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity.
His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime -- /Macavity's not there/!
You may seek him in the basement, you may look up in the air --
But I tell you once and once again, /Macavity's not there/!v5.8.4-RC1 - T. S. Eliot, "Skimbleshanks: The Railway Cat"
Announced on 2004-04-05 by Nicholas Clark
There's a whisper down the line at 11.39
When the Night Mail's ready to depart,
Saying 'Skimble where is Skimble has he gone to hunt the thimble?
We must find him of the train can't start.'
All the guards and all the porters and the stationmaster's daughters
They are searching high and low,
Saying 'Skimble where is Skimble for unless he's very nimble
Then the Night Mail just can't go'
At 11.42 then the signal's overdue
And the passengers are frantic to a man--
Then Skimble will appear and he'll saunter to the rear:
He's been busy in the luggage van!
He gives one flash of his glass-green eyes
And the signal goes 'All Clear!'
And we're off at last of the northern part
Of the Northern Hemisphere!v5.8.3 - Arthur William Edgar O'Shaugnessy, "Ode"
Announced on 2004-01-14 by Nicholas Clark
We are the music makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lonely sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams; --
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.v5.8.3-RC1 - Irving Berlin, "Let's Face the Music and Dance"
Announced on 2004-01-07 by Nicholas Clark
There may be trouble ahead,
But while there's music and moonlight,
And love and romance,
Let's face the music and dance.
Before the fiddlers have fled,
Before they ask us to pay the bill,
And while we still have that chance,
Let's face the music and dance.
Soon, we'll be without the moon,
Humming a different tune, and then,
There may be teardrops to shed,
So while there's music and moonlight,
And love and romance,
Let's face the music and dance.v5.8.2 - Walt Whitman, "Passage to India"
Announced on 2003-11-05 by Nicholas Clark
Passage, immediate passage! the blood burns in my veins!
Away O soul! hoist instantly the anchor!
Cut the hawsers - hall out - shake out every sail!
Have we not stood here like trees in the ground long enough?
Have we not grovel'd here long enough, eating and drinking like mere brutes?
Have we not darken'd and dazed ourselves with books long enough?
Sail forth - steer for the deep waters only,
Reckless O soul, exploring, I with the and thou with me,
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.
O my brave soul!
O farther farther sail!
O daring job, but safe! are they not all the seas of God?
O farther, farther, farther sail!v5.8.2-RC2 - Eric Idle and John Du Prez, "Accountancy Shanty"
Announced on 2003-11-03 by Nicholas Clark
It's fun to charter an accountant
And sail the wide accountan-cy,
To find, explore the funds offshore
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy.v5.8.2-RC1 - Edward Lear, "The Jumblies"
Announced on 2003-10-27 by Nicholas Clark
They went to sea in a Sieve, they did,
In a Sieve they went to sea:
In spite of all their friends could say,
On a winter's morn, on a stormy day,
In a Sieve they went to sea!
And when the Sieve turned round and round,
And everyone cried, "You'll all be drowned!"
They cried aloud, "Our Sieve ain't big,
But we don't care a button, we don't care a fig!
In a Sieve we'll go to sea!"
Far and few, far and few,
Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,
And they went to sea in a Sieve.v5.8.1 - epigraph same as v5.7.1
Announced on 2003-09-25 by Jarkko Hietaniemi
v5.8.1-RC5 - Terry Pratchett, "Lords and Ladies"
Announced on 2003-09-22 by Jarkko Hietaniemi
No matter what she did with her hair it took about three minutes for it to tangle itself up again, like a garden hosepipe in a shed [Footnote: Which, no matter how carefully coiled, will always uncoil overnight and tie the lawnmower to the bicycles].
v5.8.1-RC4 - Terry Pratchett, "Interesting Times"
Announced on 2003-08-01 by Jarkko Hietaniemi
Grand Viziers were /always/ scheming megalomaniacs. It was probably in the job description: "Are you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah, good, then you can be my most trusted minister."
v5.8.1-RC3 - Terry Pratchett, "Interesting Times"
Announced on 2003-07-30 by Jarkko Hietaniemi
Lord Hong had a mind like a knife, although possibly a knife with a curved blade.
v5.8.1-RC2 - Terry Pratchett, "Interesting Times"
Announced on 2003-07-11 by Jarkko Hietaniemi
Many an ancient lord's last words had been, "You can't kill me because I've got magic aaargh."
v5.8.1-RC1 - Terry Pratchett, "Interesting Times"
Announced on 2003-07-10 by Jarkko Hietaniemi
Cohen was familiar with city gates. He'd broken down a number in his time, by battering ram, siege gun, and on one occasion with his head.
But the gates of Hunghung were pretty damn good gates. They weren't like the gates of Ankh-Morpork, which were usually wide open to attract the spending customer and whose concession to defense was the sign "Thank You For Not Attacking Our City. Bonum Diem." These things were big and made of metal and there was a guardhouse and a squad of unhelpful men in black armor.
v5.8.0 - Terry Pratchett, "Reaper Man"
Announced on 2002-07-18 by Rafael Garcia-Suarez
There was the faint sound of footsteps. "Chap with a whip got as far as the big sharp spikes last week," said the low priest. There was a sound like the flushing of a very old dry lavatory. The footsteps stopped. The High Priest smiled to himself. "Right," he said. "See your two pebbles and raise you two pebbles." The low priest threw down his cards. "Double Onion," he said. The High Priest looked down suspiciously. The low priest consulted a scrap of paper. "That's three hundred thousand, nine hundred and sixty-four pebbles you owe me," he said. There was the sound of footsteps. The priests exchanged glances. "Haven't had one for poisoned-dart alley for quite some time," said the High Priest. "Five says he makes it", said the low priest. "You're on." There was a faint clatter of metal points on stone. "It's a shame to take your pebbles." There were footsteps again.
v5.8.0-RC3 - no epigraph
Announced on 2002-07-13 by Jarkko Hietaniemi
v5.8.0-RC2 - no epigraph
Announced on 2002-06-21 by Jarkko Hietaniemi
v5.8.0-RC1 - no epigraph
Announced on 2002-06-01 by Jarkko Hietaniemi
v5.7.3 - Terry Pratchett, "Reaper Man"
Announced on 2002-03-04 by Jarkko Hietaniemi
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
v5.7.2 - Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods"
Announced on 2001-07-13 by Jarkko Hietaniemi
His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -- the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans -- and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
v5.7.1 - Terry Pratchett, "The Colour of Magic"
Announced on 2001-04-09 by Jarkko Hietaniemi
"What happens next?" asked Twoflower.
Hrun screwed a finger in his ear and inspected it absently.
"Oh,", he said, "I expect in a minute the door will be flung back and I'll be dragged off to some sort of temple arena where I'll fight maybe a couple of giant spiders and an eight-foot slave from the jungles of Klatch and then I'll rescue some kind of a princess from the altar and then I'll kill off a few guards or whatever and then this girl will show me the secret passage out of the place and we'll liberate a couple of horses and escape with the treasure." Hrun leaned his head back on his hands and looked at the ceiling, whistling tunelessly.
"All that?" said Twoflower.
"Usually."
v5.7.0 - Terry Pratchett, "Moving Pictures"
Announced on 2000-09-02 by Jarkko Hietaniemi
The Librarian had seen many weird things in his time, but that had to be the 57th strangest. [footnote: he had a tidy mind]
v5.6.2 - Laurence Sterne, "Tristram Shandy"
Announced on 2003-11-15 by Rafael Garcia-Suarez
When great or unexpected events fall out upon the stage of this sublunary word--the mind of man, which is an inquisitive kind of a substance, naturally takes a flight, behind the scenes, to see what is the cause and first spring of them--The search was not long in this instance.
v5.6.2-RC1 - Laurence Sterne, "Tristram Shandy"
Announced on 2003-11-08 by Rafael Garcia-Suarez
"Pray, my dear", quoth my mother, "have you not forgot to wind up the clock?"
v5.6.1 - J R R Tolkien, "The Hobbit", Riddles in the Dark
Announced on 2001-04-08 by Gurusamy Sarathy
`What have I got in my pocket?' he said aloud. He was talking to himself, but Gollum thought it was a riddle, and he was frightfully upset.
`Not fair! not fair!' he hissed. `It isn't fair, my precious, is it, to ask us what it's got in its nassty little pocketses?'
Bilbo seeing what had happened and having nothing better to ask stuck to his question, `What have I got in my pocket?' he said louder.
`S-s-s-s-s,' hissed Gollum. `It must give us three guesseses, my precious, three guesseses.'
v5.6.1-foolish - no epigraph
Announced on 2001-04-01 by Gurusamy Sarathy
v5.6.1-TRIAL3 - I can't find the announcement
No announcement available.
v5.6.1-TRIAL2 - no epigraph
Announced on 2001-01-31 by Gurusamy Sarathy
v5.6.1-TRIAL1 - no epigraph
Announced on 2000-12-18 by Gurusamy Sarathy
v5.6.0 - J R R Tolkien, "The Hobbit", The Last Stage
Announced on 2000-03-23 by Gurusamy Sarathy
The dragon is withered,
His bones are now crumbled;
His armour is shivered,
His splendour is humbled!
Though sword shall be rusted,
And throne and crown perish
With strength that men trusted
And wealth that they cherish,
Here grass is still growing,
And leaves are a yet swinging,
The white water flowing,
And elves are yet singing
Come! Tra-la-la-lally!
Come back to the valley.v5.6.0-RC3 - no epigraph
Announced on 2000-03-22 by Gurusamy Sarathy
v5.005_05-RC1 - no epigraph
Announced on 2009-02-16 by Léon Brocard
v5.005_04 - no epigraph
Announced on 2004-03-01 by Léon Brocard
v5.005_04-RC2 - Rudyard Kipling, "The Jungle Book"
Announced on 2004-02-19 by Léon Brocard
The monkeys called the place their city, and pretended to despise the Jungle-People because they lived in the forest. And yet they never knew what the buildings were made for nor how to use them. They would sit in circles on the hall of the king's council chamber, and scratch for fleas and pretend to be men; or they would run in and out of the roofless houses and collect pieces of plaster and old bricks in a corner, and forget where they had hidden them, and fight and cry in scuffling crowds, and then break off to play up and down the terraces of the king's garden, where they would shake the rose trees and the oranges in sport to see the fruit and flowers fall.
v5.005_04-RC1 - Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"
Announced on 2004-02-05 by Léon Brocard
Either the well was very deep, or she fell very slowly, for she had plenty of time as she went down to look about her and to wonder what was going to happen next. First, she tried to look down and make out what she was coming to, but it was too dark to see anything; then she looked at the sides of the well, and noticed that they were filled with cupboards and book-shelves; here and there she saw maps and pictures hung upon pegs. She took down a jar from one of the shelves as she passed; it was labelled 'ORANGE MARMALADE', but to her great disappointment it was empty: she did not like to drop the jar for fear of killing somebody, so managed to put it into one of the cupboards as she fell past it.
v1.0_16 - Johan Vromans, extemporarily
Announced on 2003-12-18 by Richard Clamp
't was 16 years ago today
Larry taught us a new game
of lazyness, impatience, and hubris
Happy birthday, Perl!ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
This document was originally compiled based on a list of epigraphs on Perl Monks titled Recent Perl Release Announcement by ysth.