NAME

Acme::BabyEater - Baby eating has never been easier!

SYNOPSIS

use Acme::BabyEater;
my $eater = Acme::BabyEater->new;

$eater->eat;

$eater->eat(20);

DESCRIPTION

Due happenings in #perl on irc.freenode.net there is an urge to provide a fast way to consume large quantities of babies!

Dec 29 04:32:49 <f00li5h>       the baby cruncher revealed!
Dec 29 08:59:20 <perlmonkey>    i will take that baby apart again and have another go

Jan 02 18:00:21 <rickest>       GumbyBRAIN: a dingo ate your baby

Jan 14 [23:17:53] <Zoffix> f00li5h[jobless], so how goes it?
Jan 14 23:18:23 <f00li5h[jobless]>      well, i found a picture of a baby eating cat ... so pretty good

Jan 14 [23:58:57] <Zoffix> perlbot, Zoffix
Jan 14 [23:58:59] <perlbot> the cruncher of babies (see: http://fukung.net/images/2064/09_pics.jpg) and the hacker of CSSs

The problem is now solved! Thanks to Acme::BabyEater!

CONSTRUCTOR

use Acme::BabyEater;
my $eater = Acme::BabyEater->new;

Takes no arguments, constructs the new and powerful BabyEater(tm)! Important note: if you feel like you need more baby crunching power don't forget the fork()!! Due to the super advanced BabyJesus(tm)(c)(zomg) technology you can fork out virtually any number of baby chrunchers!!

METHODS

$eater->eat;

$eater->eat($the_number_of_babies_to_eat);

To support large number of users the interface has been simplified and has an integrated ReadMyMind(tm) technology. The Acme::BabyEater has only ONE METHOD!! Do any other baby crunching modules offer such a simple interface?! The answer is NO!

But that's not all! If you install this module in the first 10 minutes after reading this documentation we will upgrade your eat method to with an advanced SuperDuper(tm) hook that will take the actual number of babies you'd eat!

Don't rely on rand()!! Install now! Don't miss this unique opportunity!!

AUTHOR

Zoffix Znet, <zoffix@cpan.org>

COPYRIGHT AND LICENSE

Copyright (C) 2008 by Zoffix Znet

This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself, either Perl version 5.8.8 or, at your option, any later version of Perl 5 you may have available.