NAME
Bored - Do nothing, but with XS
SYNOPSIS
use Bored;
Bored::do_nothing_efficiently(); # Finally!
my $pointless = Bored::is_pointless("meetings"); # Always true
Bored::sigh(); # *sigh x8*
Bored::whatever(); # ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bored::meh(7); # "meeeeeh"
# Stare into the void (it stares back)
my $void = Bored::stare_into_void();
$void->stare_back(); # ��DESCRIPTION
Bored is what happens when you have XS skills but nothing useful to do.
It's a module that does nothing, but does it really fast. We're talking O(1) nothing here. That's right - constant time nothing, regardless of how much nothing you need to not do.
WHY?
Because sometimes you need to not do something, and you need to not do it at maximum speed.
FEATURES
XS-accelerated doing nothing
SIMD-optimized sighing (8 sighs per cycle)
Calibrated "meh" with adjustable intensity
The void (it's a singleton, there's only one void)
Certified 100% pointless
FUNCTIONS
how_Bored()
Returns how Bored you are (always 42).
is_pointless($thing)
Determines if something is pointless. Spoiler: it is.
stare_into_void()
Returns a Void object representing infinite nothingness.
sigh()
Emits a SIMD-optimized sigh.
whatever()
The ultimate expression of apathy.
meh($intensity)
Returns a calibrated "meh" (0-10 intensity).
wait_around($seconds)
Waits around for a bit. Does nothing during that time.
EXPORTS
By default, Bored exports nothing. This is intentional and thematic.
AUTHOR
LNATION <email@lnation.org>
LICENSE
Whatever. Do what you want.
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